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bigmack
07-22-2011, 08:16 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef015433ec8fd7970c-600wi


A Garden Grove woman charged with cutting off her husband's penis served him a strange-tasting tofu soup that police believe was poisoned, according to a law enforcement source.

Becker, 48, faces one felony count each of torture and aggravated mayhem with sentencing enhancements for great bodily injury and personal use of a knife.

Officials said the husband told police that his wife served him dinner and that he went to bed about 9 p.m. on July 11. Officials believe he might have been suffering the effects of the tainted soup, the law enforcement source said. While he was sleeping, she "tied the victim's legs and arms to the four corners of the bed with nylon ropes," prosecutors said in court papers.

The victim told authorities that when he woke up, his wife pulled down his pants, "grabbing the victim’s penis and severing it with a knife." She then took the penis to the kitchen and threw it in the garbage disposal, "turning it on and mutilating the organ."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/woman-accused-in-penis-attack-may-have-tainted-victims-tofu-soup.html

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like waking up and finding you're tied-up with a 10" knife about to lop off your boy. :eek:

Striker
07-22-2011, 10:10 PM
Do you think she turned the water on when she ran the disposal? :lol:

toetoe
07-24-2011, 10:58 AM
Sorry, Mack; I never saw this thread.

Let me be the first with a suggested headline:


Filipina's Envy !

MOTIVE ? HUSBAND STUMPED.

HUSKER55
07-24-2011, 12:50 PM
Hey striker, I don't think that was her first concern :D

Tom
07-24-2011, 05:28 PM
MOTIVE ? HUSBAND STUMPED.

Post of the month! :lol:

Grits
07-24-2011, 07:40 PM
OH MY!!!!! I had no idea what this was gonna be. Oh, Mack, this just hurts, and I don't have one. This poor man . . . I mean, really, this hateful witch could've just put it on the kitchen counter and left.:faint:

At least, Lorena Bobbitt, only drove off and threw her husband's out the car window into an intersection. Wasn't it an intersection? Not sure, can't remember; they did find it though. (Good thing, organ donors may not have been lining up. Can't you see a transplant team traveling across six states to harvest one of these?)

I could see myself right now, waiting for the light to turn green, looking straight ahead, just beyond my headlights.

Squinting. "Well . . . what's this little pink thing in the intersection?

"LORD HAVE MERCY, SOMEBODY HAS LEFT HIS PENIS, DROVE RIGHT OFF AND LEFT HIS PENIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. DAMN!!! I GOTTA CALL 911--I KNOW SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE UPSET. SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE LOOKING FOR THIS."

Viagra commercial's on 60 Minutes . . . what irony.

fast4522
07-24-2011, 07:59 PM
I see much in the news that is "Tragic" and feel that all tragedy that could have been averted should have been averted. How simple it would be to just leave, who needs the court or the jail, just leave. So many people want to be heard when all they have to say is their mind is small enough to fit in a shot glass and still not have enough intelligent reason to match the white line of the glass.

Tom
07-24-2011, 09:29 PM
This poor man will have nightmares for years to come.
50lvGWrBFts

cj's dad
07-24-2011, 09:34 PM
Ouch !
Woman charged with cutting off husband's penis using 10-inch knife

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lan...chen-knife.html (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/woman-accused-of-cutting-off-husbands-penis-used-10-inch-kitchen-knife.html)

An unpublished report has it that the distraught husband is just nuts as a result.

Grits
07-24-2011, 09:57 PM
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL I shouldn't laugh, I feel so sorry for this man. I just can't believe a woman actually did this.

Guys, there's a real reason those two gentlemen are standing outside the enclosure they've placed that woman in.:faint:

I'm done, I've been bad. I'm not gonna laugh anymore, God might get me if I do.

toetoe
07-24-2011, 10:08 PM
An unpublished report has it that the distraught husband is just nuts as a result.


:lol:


You folks are jumping to conclusions here. I think she got the shaft.

Reportedly, her plan is to plead guilty and serve hard time in a penile colony. Wha-a-a-at ? That's the report.

TJDave
07-25-2011, 12:13 AM
Why is it called a Johnson?

Tom
07-25-2011, 07:36 AM
In this case, it is Les Johnson!

cj's dad
07-25-2011, 09:22 AM
Why is it called a Johnson?

try this site:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/508763