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Capper Al
06-26-2011, 01:04 PM
Following Jerry Seinfeld lead on "A Show about Nothing", why not "A Thread about Nothing?" Many of these threads (including mine) end up being about nothing even if they were started with good intent. So, let's try it. Here goes:

My sister and her daughter are coming over today. I'm grilling chicken. You never know how the chicken is going to come out. Kathy, my wife, will fix the sides. How is it that every time I cook, I just know that she's doing more work? Can't win.

PhantomOnTour
06-26-2011, 01:06 PM
Me?....just sittin' here doing nothing (as is the Sunday custom in these parts).

I will check in later on when I'm still doing nothing
Gotta go, nothing's calling.

wisconsin
06-26-2011, 01:14 PM
Let's see.......mowed the lawn and having my 2nd oldest over for his 24th birthday. Gonna watch some baseball this afternoon. No racing for me today.
Isn't this why twitter came to be?

DJofSD
06-26-2011, 01:14 PM
Working on one of many Windows applications while my son cleans his golf clubs. As soon as my brother gets here, it's off to the practice range and a round.

HUSKER55
06-26-2011, 01:50 PM
Have you tried cooking a whole chicken sitting over a can of beer? Try it! tastes fantastic.

Tom
06-26-2011, 02:08 PM
Beer can chicken - mmm mmm mmm!

I'm about to head out on a quest for Porterhouse steaks and corn.
The beer is already on ice.

Robert Goren
06-26-2011, 02:33 PM
I went grocery shopping this morning. They forgot to put the hamburger in the sack. I had to go back and get it.

Greyfox
06-26-2011, 02:35 PM
I had a little doll,
Stuck it on the wall,
and that's all. :rolleyes:

Capper Al
06-26-2011, 02:45 PM
Back from the grocery store. Got some potatoes and wine. Getting ready to grill.

chickenhead
06-26-2011, 02:50 PM
Mowed the lawn, heading out for some bird seed for the birdfeeder. And some dinner fixins, my mom is in town, I decided to do grilled chicken, grilled asparagus, and pasta carbonara.

I've been going to Ace hardware more often than home depot. It really is easier to find things, and faster. The cute checkout girl doesn't hurt...the home depot gals are pretty gnarly.

Greyfox
06-26-2011, 02:58 PM
I've been going to Ace hardware more often than home depot. It really is easier to find things, and faster. .

A small store doesn't have some things.
A big store has them, but you can't find them.

Steve 'StatMan'
06-26-2011, 04:10 PM
Returning tomorrow from a 2-week trip to NH. Went Candleping Bowling 3 times, and hopefully a 4th time tonight. Bowled 22 and 17 games on 2 of those days. Can't say I'm bowlng well, but improved practicing at home with my homemade pins and solftballs. Averaged 87.5 so far, last year was only a 75, so I am getting better. Nothing wrong with my game that another year of practice (or a real league seaons if Chicago had Candlepins) couldn't solve.

canleakid
06-26-2011, 04:23 PM
Got a rack of ribs & chicken on a can, and a few spuds in the smoker, will grill some portabella mushrooms and wash all that down with the "house drink of the south" ICE TEA" ;) then sit in front of the to tube and catch up on my recordings of the my fav. tv programs, then :sleeping: :sleeping: Then Monday Monday

horses4courses
06-26-2011, 04:37 PM
My morning started with a 6am 14-mile run - slow as molasses, but thats ok.
July 31st, I run the SF marathon - my third in 18 months.

Casual handicapping day, may play a race or two - will watch Queen's Plate.

Beef terriyaki kebabs on the grill for dinner - maybe a margharita too - yumm.

Ah, this is the life......... :)

ElKabong
06-26-2011, 04:38 PM
Mowed and edged the yard, raked up Magnolia leaves. Damn Magnolia trees shed all summer.

Watching the Dutch Over (Derek Holland) pitch vs the Mets....Strug-Gull-Ling.

Ocala Mike
06-26-2011, 04:46 PM
Son-in-law came over with his chain saw this morning, and he took down a dead tree in one of our pastures. Went to OBS and caught the $88 exacta in Belmont's 7th race. Chinese food for dinner. Thinking about the Amtrak incident involving fatalities in Nevada, and wondering why it's not getting much national news coverage. RIP, conductor and passengers. Truck driver, not so much.


Ocala Mike

Tom
06-26-2011, 05:10 PM
I bought a new James Bond book and three steaks.
Watching Woodbine right now.

cj's dad
06-26-2011, 06:25 PM
I had a little doll,
Stuck it on the wall,
and that's all. :rolleyes:

Did you blow it up first ??

Greyfox
06-26-2011, 06:39 PM
Did you blow it up first ??

Yes. And threw darts at it.

http://bigjohnandamy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/obama_doll2.jpg.

ldiatone
06-26-2011, 07:04 PM
hang'n out at PA....and 'net. home delivery of spinach and ricotta pizza and julienne salad...clos du bois chardany..grass grows and hired landscaper is no where to be found...grass grows. obtw cat boxs need changed..... maybe mon morning after coffee.....whatever, wife-----> :mad: whatever :rolleyes: MNR...

ElKabong
06-26-2011, 07:13 PM
About to vacuum the car and give it a good interior cleaning...the #1 at HOL looks good on the track.....grilled salmon and rice for dinner, then take the dogs for a run.....

Casino
06-26-2011, 07:52 PM
ignoring my wife.:rolleyes:

canleakid
06-26-2011, 08:02 PM
The meat just comes off the bones, yep ribs be good ;), the guy next door is cooking ribs also, he likes them wet and sloppy, I go with the dry rub, wet ribs nah, won a contest on an other site (Woodbine got lucky again) Falling Skies come on tonight and the series finale for L & O Criminal Intent adios Goren aka Bobby :cool:

Capper Al
06-26-2011, 08:03 PM
Burnt some of the chicken. My grill has some hot spots, and I wasn't watching. Still everything ended up alright.

elysiantraveller
06-26-2011, 08:07 PM
The meat just comes off the bones, yep ribs be good ;), the guy next door is cooking ribs also, he likes them wet and sloppy, I go with the dry rub, wet ribs nah, won a contest on an other site (Woodbine got lucky again) Falling Skies come on tonight and the series finale for L & O Criminal Intent adios Goren aka Bobby :cool:

The Kids are driving the mechs... hence the two legs... thought I'd share that. Lousy show though.

Let's Roll
06-26-2011, 08:25 PM
Marmalade, I like marmalade.

magwell
06-26-2011, 08:27 PM
The only thing about doing nothing ......you never know when your done....:rolleyes:

johnhannibalsmith
06-26-2011, 09:48 PM
Spent from 5am to 9am coordinating too many workers. Then had to deal with the clusterflack that is QH futurity trials. Then had to suffer through a winless day after a winless day yesterday. Left in disgust before the horses in the finale were even unsaddled instead of hanging out in the barn area after the races like usual. Contemplated getting drunk for the first time in fifteen years on the drive home. Got distracted by rapid fire phone calls about the last thing I wanted to think about - business. Turned on the computer. Went to Pace Advantage without checking charts first. Thinking about getting drunk again. Maybe I will overdose on Tylenol instead and ditch the headache. Throwing up sounds good too. I yearn for my eight months of nothing again.

Tom
06-26-2011, 09:52 PM
Steak was good, corn was good, getting ready to finish off the cake and sparkling grape juice.

Ice Road Truckers is taping, that comes next.

No plans for tomorrow......another day of nothing.
Maybe eggs for breakfast.

At work, I think I will re-organize the Penski File.

Steve 'StatMan'
06-26-2011, 11:05 PM
Got back to the house after my last chance at Candlepin Bowling. Bought cheese puffs, love them. In new area, tried Wise's Cheez Doodles, new brand to me - enjoying them.

Need a Seinfeld topic. How about:

What's the deal with these Cheez Doodles? Are they supposed to look like Doodles? The baked ones I had are fairly straight, look more like short l's, barely enough curve to make lousy short j's. Cheetos, on the other hand, have a twisted version. Those look more like Doodles. "What'cha doin' Son?" "I'm Doodling, Dad." "Son, those Doodles look more like Cheese Puffs. You need to work on your doodling skills. Maybe add a couple loops or something." Who are these people, anyway....

kingfin66
06-27-2011, 12:10 AM
Oddly enough, I always thought that Tom Arnold was funny.

Striker
06-27-2011, 12:34 AM
"I think you may have something here."

-JS

ArlJim78
06-27-2011, 12:39 AM
Didn't do much of anything. went out and picked up a marble rye then went to the movies and saw Prognosis Negative with my friend Bob Sacamano.

Greyfox
06-27-2011, 01:25 AM
The other day I watched the movie, The Spirit of St Louis....
or maybe "The Pride of St Louis"- an oldie....
a flick about Charles Lindbergh's flight over the Atlantic.

In the movie, a fly was in the airplane.
As Lindbergh only had so much gas to get to Paris from New York, he had not calculated whether or not a fly, that appeared in the cockpit, would add to the weight of the plane. He wondered if that would add to the weight of the plane and said "Interesting Question."

Over a barbeque tonight, I asked :

Did the fly add to the weight of the plane?

A well respected engineer, thought for a second and said:
"Not as long as it remained flying."
I said: "Well, if you had a balloon with a fly would it be heavier?"
He said: "No....the energy of the fly flying would not effect the weight as long as it was flying and didn't land on the balloon."
To demonstrate his argument, he stood up, hopped up a foot and said:
"What's my weight while I'm hopping?"

I said: "Well if you had a balloon with 20,000 flies inside, are you telling me that they don't effect the weight as long as they are flying?"
He replied: "If they are flying....no."
I don't believe that, or I haven't wrapped my mind around that yet for sure..

At any rate, an interesting Question raised in the Lindbergh Spirit of St Louis movie.

Certainly a good movie though. The Pride of St Louis or something to that effect on Turner. :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

toetoe
06-27-2011, 02:13 AM
Following Jerry Seinfeld lead on "A Show about Nothing", why not "A Thread about Nothing?" Many of these threads (including mine) end up being about nothing even if they were started with good intent. So, let's try it. Here goes:

My sister and her daughter are coming over today. I'm grilling chicken. You never know how the chicken is going to come out. Kathy, my wife, will fix the sides. How is it that every time I cook, I just know that she's doing more work? Can't win.



It's called playing chicken, Al. Next time she approaches you about cooking, you just run ....
r-r-right out the door, Al.

toetoe
06-27-2011, 02:16 AM
chicken on a can



If you have an appetite after seeing that, you're plucky.

toetoe
06-27-2011, 02:20 AM
,,, comes the guy next door ... wet and sloppy ... rub wet ribs ... come on ... finale ... adios ... :cool:



Eeyew !!! Eeyew !!!

bigmack
06-27-2011, 03:59 AM
Quiet few games of ping pong this AM as last eve left me a bit green.

Invited to have brunch at Marriott with woman who is GM. It's good to know a hotel GM. :ThmbUp: All good there.

Came back played some equine. Hit a nice Ex @ LoneStar or someplace. Was actually thrilled the price closed the deal on top.

Some guy I knew up in Arrowhead was in town. I drove him around for the sights and smells of SD. En route he told me some odd story about his wife mentioning to him a month or so ago that in their 12 year marriage she had never had an O. :eek: Not knowing what else to say, "That's odd", I said.

Lent some other woman's kids some bikes to cruise the beach. I went with for a few miles.

6th grade teacher I met a while back invited me over. I said I'd grab some filets and shrimp. She's got a lovely home but no grill in back. I stop by Home Depot tell them I know her fairly well but not enough to spring for a full grill. I get a $30 portable propane grill that's perfect.

Grill 'em up to perfection, along with shrimp scampi visit with her 16 year old kid and a couple of her friends. Kick back and watch Unknown with Liam - what's his name. Kid leaves, teach gets frisky. Kid walks back in forgetting something while teach was getting frisky. :blush: Kid leaves.

Movie goes unwatched. Arrive home 12:30AM.

Grits
06-27-2011, 07:02 AM
There are some fine husbands and sons here who read like outstanding "grill men." What a wonderful skill. (One, I miss A LOT! The former spouse was excellent at the grill.) With two Webers, one big one that can cook plenty of anything at once, another that's small, a petite version, that uses only propane cylinders, along with a two burner fish cooker, I have "the goods." The covers remain on them most of the time, only the petite size is used these days. Maybe I need to have an evening or Sunday afternoon "do".

Chickie, cooking this meal . . . you're bound to be your mom's favorite child!! Anyone that adds veggies like grilled asparagus or portabellos to the fare . . . is kickin' it.

Mowed the lawn, heading out for some bird seed for the birdfeeder. And some dinner fixins, my mom is in town, I decided to do grilled chicken, grilled asparagus, and pasta carbonara.

Its Monday, before 7 a.m., the entire thread has made me hungry; all I hear outside at the moment are the birds, and the irrigation. Breakfast can wait a bit, for now its just coffee with Zo perched on the ottoman "in her morning spot" watching the world outside. (As seen in the avatar.)

Sure is a nice thread to read, guys. Its more about something than you think. ;)

HUSKER55
06-27-2011, 07:31 AM
hey bigmack, those bikes you lent out,...are those the electric ones you were telling us about?

canleakid
06-27-2011, 08:50 AM
It's 'bout 80 degrees this morning time to take Sooner for his morning constitutional (yes we scoop) :ThmbUp: then off on my 90 min. run, stop at Mickey D's for my .38 cent cup of senior decaf, stop and play my day pick 3 and pick 4 numbers ( hit 2 pick 3's for $250.00 each in the last 3 weeks, no luck with the pick 4 yet) then back home for my bowl of Total. Got two races at Philly to handicap for a contest, do some work in the back yard, today is salad day so I will go with the Elaine Benes "BIG SALAD" why becasue it is so "BIG" ;)

toetoe
06-27-2011, 11:07 AM
Quiet few games of ping pong this AM as last eve left me a bit green.

Invited to have brunch at Marriott with woman who is GM. It's good to know a hotel GM. :ThmbUp: All good there.

Came back played some equine. Hit a nice Ex @ LoneStar or someplace. Was actually thrilled the price closed the deal on top.

Some guy I knew up in Arrowhead was in town. I drove him around for the sights and smells of SD. En route he told me some odd story about his wife mentioning to him a month or so ago that in their 12 year marriage she had never had an O. :eek: Not knowing what else to say, "That's odd", I said.

Lent some other woman's kids some bikes to cruise the beach. I went with for a few miles.

6th grade teacher I met a while back invited me over. I said I'd grab some filets and shrimp. She's got a lovely home but no grill in back. I stop by Home Depot tell them I know her fairly well but not enough to spring for a full grill. I get a $30 portable propane grill that's perfect.

Grill 'em up to perfection, along with shrimp scampi visit with her 16 year old kid and a couple of her friends. Kick back and watch Unknown with Liam - what's his name. Kid leaves, teach gets frisky. Kid walks back in forgetting something while teach was getting frisky. :blush: Kid leaves.

Movie goes unwatched. Arrive home 12:30AM.


Great account of couch pong, Mack (I got an arrowhead and a Mt. Baldy-size big bear reading it), but can we please get back on topic ? Jeez. :D



I found The Great Escape video at Salvation Army. The lady charged me two dollars (double album), and I was feeling so good I forwent the "Do you know who I am ?" routine.

Strategy for doing nothing: stop whatever you are doing, then don't do what comes naturally. You'll know when you get there.

So burnt from work Sunday that all I wanted were a drink and a cigarette. I eventually got out for a walk, thank God.

My favorite San Diego sight is the sign warning drivers of families running across the freeway. Also not to be missed are caguama tacos in Tecate. :ThmbUp:

Light
06-27-2011, 11:25 AM
Everything comes from nothing.

Tom
06-27-2011, 12:44 PM
Yes, and nothing comes from anything.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

DJofSD
06-27-2011, 12:51 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?

Greyfox
06-27-2011, 01:04 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?

The galaxies, billions of them, are finite. The universe is infinite.
Probabilities of multiple universes existing are also reasonable.

bigmack
06-27-2011, 01:29 PM
hey bigmack, those bikes you lent out,...are those the electric ones you were telling us about?
Nah. Just standard beach cruisers.

http://www.beach-bikes-shop.com/info/images/photo/PICT0310_1_2.JPG

Tom
06-27-2011, 01:37 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?

The Final Frontier.

cj's dad
06-27-2011, 01:37 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?

Saratoga ?

hcap
06-27-2011, 01:47 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?
Since "Seinfeld" inspired this thread, ask Cosmo Kramer

johnhannibalsmith
06-27-2011, 02:00 PM
My day off. Great timing - my blood pressure is at 149 / 96 - down from 179 / 117 last night. Only one phone call all morning. Thinking about taking a nap after Judge Alex delivers his rendering in an hour or so. Then I suppose I better study for work tomorrow. I miss days and days of nothing.

Capper Al
06-27-2011, 03:57 PM
Nah. Just standard beach cruisers.

http://www.beach-bikes-shop.com/info/images/photo/PICT0310_1_2.JPG

Looks like our bikes. I pulled down for the summer, and we still haven't used them.

Capper Al
06-27-2011, 04:00 PM
Let's see.......mowed the lawn and having my 2nd oldest over for his 24th birthday. Gonna watch some baseball this afternoon. No racing for me today.
Isn't this why twitter came to be?

I don't have a twitter account. some people use Facebook like this.

Capper Al
06-27-2011, 04:02 PM
It's called playing chicken, Al. Next time she approaches you about cooking, you just run ....
r-r-right out the door, Al.

Actually, I like helping out. Now if I can get the chicken to cooperate and cook itself right.

Light
06-27-2011, 04:06 PM
Yes, and nothing comes from anything.


I'm talking "origin". Everything is born into existence. Before it is born,it is "nothing" or non existent.

Furthermore nothingness needs to exist before "anything"."Things" need to displace "nothing" or they can't exist. Nothingness is the "place holder" for "anything".

Capper Al
06-27-2011, 04:11 PM
I'm talking "origin". Everything is born into existence. Before it is born,it is "nothing" or non existent.

Furthermore nothingness needs to exist before "anything"."Things" need to displace "nothing" or they can't exist. Nothingness is the "place holder" for "anything".

Very good. That's nothing!

toetoe
06-27-2011, 04:35 PM
Everything comes from nothing.



Don't forget the main attraction --- nothing comes for free in this world. :jump:

toetoe
06-27-2011, 04:37 PM
But, if space is a vacuum and is mostly nothing but the universe is finite in size, what lies beyond the edge of the universe?



What universe ?

toetoe
06-27-2011, 04:40 PM
I'm talking "origin". Everything is born into existence. Before it is born,it is "nothing" or non existent.

Furthermore nothingness needs to exist before "anything"."Things" need to displace "nothing" or they can't exist. Nothingness is the "place holder" for "anything".



Nothing I disagree with there. :D

Ocala Mike
06-27-2011, 05:14 PM
Just as darkness is the "placeholder" for light. "Nothing" precedes "thing"; "darkness" precedes "light"; "ignorance" precedes "knowledge."


Ocala Mike

woodtoo
06-27-2011, 06:03 PM
Nothing from nothing is nothing....forget the rest.
Heading outside to do something,anything really,nothing else to do.:D

Tom
06-27-2011, 07:00 PM
Don't get hit with a magic loogie!

ElKabong
06-27-2011, 08:06 PM
Don't get hit with a magic loogie!

Maybe the Dingo ate yo Magic Loogie..... ;)

wisconsin
06-27-2011, 09:45 PM
I don't have a twitter account. some people use Facebook like this.

yeah.....no twitter for me, either.

Light
06-28-2011, 01:24 AM
Without nothingness you couldn't enter the house you live in. You couldn't even walk anywhere. Life could not exist.

When you relax,you do nothing,which rejuvenates yourself.

The number zero (nothing) is probably the most powerful number in mathematics.

A cluttered and confused mind lacks nothingness.

You cannot receive if you are "full".You need to empty yourself and create some nothingness in order to receive.

I could go on but nothingness is not a joke. It is an essential, integral and everyday part of life. People just don't notice it or think it's boring.It is an intelligent form of existence.And that's why everything comes from it.

Tom
06-28-2011, 07:48 AM
If there were no nothing, there would only be something, and that would be pretty crowded.

If there were no time, everything would happen all at once.
Then what would we do?

canleakid
06-28-2011, 08:54 AM
Need to start my morning routine, but will only do an hour run today, have a date with Carmeron Diaz aka BAD Teacher today,(how come we did not have teachers like that when we went to school :confused: ) free popcorn on senior day :jump: then will do the Asian Buffet mandatory 4 trips to the sushi bar and then to see the dreaded Soup Nazi wannabe for my bowl of Pho ;) yeap it is going to be a long hot day, also need to handicap two races for contest, got all three of my picks in the money yesterday but no winners!!!!

Tom
06-28-2011, 10:34 AM
Nothing from nothing is nothing....forget the rest.
Heading outside to do something,anything really,nothing else to do.:D

When I used to be a DJ, this was always my last song of the night - "Nothing left, go home!" :D
OuaG-TCpbtw

DJofSD
06-28-2011, 10:41 AM
My fave: http://www.ask.com/wiki/Will_It_Go_Round_in_Circles?qsrc=3044

Capper Al
06-28-2011, 05:58 PM
When I used to be a DJ, this was always my last song of the night - "Nothing left, go home!" :D
OuaG-TCpbtw

Nothing like a good post. This is a good one.

Capper Al
06-28-2011, 06:01 PM
They love this one at e-ponies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q

woodtoo
06-28-2011, 06:38 PM
Nothing from nothing really is Somthing. That was what I was talkin about:ThmbUp:

canleakid
06-28-2011, 08:17 PM
yqrTZdWJU7s

:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Capper Al
06-28-2011, 08:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrTZdWJU7s&NR=1

:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked it. It is almost 9PM. Getting ready for bed.

toetoe
06-29-2011, 02:10 AM
You cannot receive if you are "full".You need to empty yourself ...



Going to take a growler right now. Thanks, Light. :ThmbUp:

Light
06-29-2011, 11:13 AM
I had to look up "growler". I found all these definitions of it and none fit until the last one:

Growler (electrical device), for testing electric motors
Growler (calypsonian), pseudonym of singer Errol Duke
Growler (vehicle), an internally transportable vehicle, or a horse-drawn carriage known as a Clarence (carriage)
EA-18 Growler, a jet fighter
USS Growler, one of four ships
Officer Growler, a character from The Getalong Gang animated TV series.
A house robot in Robot Wars
A character type in David Weber's Honorverse
A size of iceberg
A type of horse-drawn cab
A type of beer bottle
A unit type in the game VOR: The Maelstrom
A Yorkshire artisan pork pie
Slang for a hot dog.
Slang for the act of defecating (as made popular by the TV show MXC).(Most Extreme Elimination Challenge)

Nice play on words.The only growler I knew is having used the electric device for testing armatures in motors.

I know you love to play with words. Tizzy took me to a show in SF last Friday to see "Geezer" with Geoff Hoyle. It's about old people. At one point Hoyle mimicks 2 old people. The woman says "Do you want to have some super sex". And the Geezer says "I'll take the soup" (get it? sounds like soup or sex) Another time Mrs Geezer asks Mr Geezer if he wanted to "come upstairs and have some sex". Mr Geezer replied "I don't know if I can do both"

cj's dad
06-29-2011, 12:44 PM
[QUOTE=Light]I had to look up "growler". I found all these definitions of it and none fit until the last one:

Growler (electrical device), for testing electric motors


The only growler I knew is having used the electric device for testing armatures in motors.
/QUOTE]

You have to be the only other person here who would have known that.
It also has another use; any thoughts ?

Steve 'StatMan'
06-29-2011, 01:17 PM
Going to take a growler right now. Thanks, Light. :ThmbUp:

Now that toetoe had 'emptied' himself, he is no longer 'full'.

toetoe
06-29-2011, 02:09 PM
Oh, I'm still full of it, Jeah-ry. Oh, you bedda believe it. (:Insert Cosmo voice.)

Geoff Hoyle is a genius. That said, those two gags are older than the hills on Granny's chest. I guess it's still possible Geazzy Geoff invented them ... :confused:

canleakid
06-29-2011, 07:12 PM
time for a BIG SALAD ;)

Capper Al
06-29-2011, 08:15 PM
time for a BIG SALAD ;)

Just had one. Would of rather had coney dogs.

Tom
06-29-2011, 10:15 PM
No Coney dogs for you!


Have a Junior Mint.
It's very refreshing!

HuggingTheRail
06-30-2011, 12:40 AM
Day off tomorrow...making the 3 hour drive to the BC Interior to catch the one day per year of racing at Sunflower Downs!! Some of the low level horses from Hastings will be racing, along with horses that make a circuit of the Western Canada/US fair meets

7 races carded, the feature is the Similkameen Cup - purse $7k

NJ Stinks
06-30-2011, 01:13 AM
Day off tomorrow...making the 3 hour drive to the BC Interior to catch the one day per year of racing at Sunflower Downs!! Some of the low level horses from Hastings will be racing, along with horses that make a circuit of the Western Canada/US fair meets

7 races carded, the feature is the Similkameen Cup - purse $7k

I admire your drive! :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

Capper Al
06-30-2011, 07:23 AM
I admire your drive! :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

Do you know how he drives?

toetoe
06-30-2011, 10:01 AM
I admire your drive! :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:



And I admire your drivel, Sir. :D

how cliche
06-30-2011, 10:10 AM
going to chinatown in sf tonite to buy some roman candles, bottle rockets and such. we'll stock up for a fireworks paintball themed game that'll go at the local elementary school. we're playing to celebrate our nation's independence and also our own 16th birthdays.

Light
06-30-2011, 11:32 AM
those two gags are older than the hills on Granny's chest.

As Trevor would say, you are "too good for these".

Tom
06-30-2011, 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toetoe
those two gags are older than the hills on Granny's chest.



As Trevor would say, you are "too good for these".


I thought she sprouted wings! :D

GaryG
06-30-2011, 12:59 PM
Spent the last week in the Blue Rige of Western NC. The mountain laurel were never prettier and the rhododendron are also in full bloom.

canleakid
06-30-2011, 01:48 PM
Got my pension $ today, all is copacetic :cool: my daughter is town for my EX's (SERENITY!! SERENITY!!) retirement party today and guess who is NOT invited :D :D pizza buffet for sure today!!!!

ArlJim78
06-30-2011, 02:12 PM
Got my pension $ today, all is copacetic :cool: my daughter is town for my EX's (SERENITY!! SERENITY!!) retirement party today and guess who is NOT invited :D :D pizza buffet for sure today!!!!
I'm sorry but keeping with the theme you must include the now, as is
Serenity now! Serenity now!

Tom
06-30-2011, 02:17 PM
And Festivous for the rest of us.

toetoe
06-30-2011, 11:24 PM
WHADDA WE WANT? Patience !!!





WHENNA WE WANNIT? Now !!!

GaryG
07-01-2011, 07:38 AM
And Festivous for the rest of us.Isn't he a wide receiver?

Tom
07-01-2011, 07:47 AM
I thought he was on Gunsmoke.

Capper Al
07-01-2011, 07:58 PM
going to chinatown in sf tonite to buy some roman candles, bottle rockets and such. we'll stock up for a fireworks paintball themed game that'll go at the local elementary school. we're playing to celebrate our nation's independence and also our own 16th birthdays.

I'll be in SF tomorrow, and at Hollywood Park on Thursday.

Capper Al
07-01-2011, 08:02 PM
With 2/1 you get 2/1 or nothing.

magwell
07-01-2011, 08:47 PM
Now she says it really didn't happen the way she said it happened .....but it could have......:confused:

canleakid
07-03-2011, 02:15 PM
cookout time + hot weather + pool = time to worry 'bout "shrinkage." again
:D

Capper Al
07-03-2011, 02:51 PM
Vineyard tour today.

canleakid
07-03-2011, 02:55 PM
Vineyard tour today.

Enjoy the "REDS" ;)

chickenhead
07-03-2011, 02:58 PM
Hot. Poolside.

dav4463
07-03-2011, 03:08 PM
I am about to play some disc golf in 100 degree Texas Weather !!!

canleakid
07-03-2011, 04:50 PM
back from my one hour run in 99° heat, shower, hit the pool then EAT !!!!

Capper Al
07-03-2011, 04:57 PM
Who else visiting beautiful California would blog?

toetoe
07-04-2011, 12:50 AM
Flooding here in Las Vegas. My car almost got stuck driving home from work. No kidding ! I guess the water has nowhere to go.

canleakid
07-06-2011, 12:39 PM
McDonald's or Starbucks: Who wins?

My vote goes to MickyDs .38 cent senior coffee (plus free refills ;) )

Capper Al
07-06-2011, 12:45 PM
McDonald's or Starbucks: Who wins?

My vote goes to MickyDs .38 cent senior coffee (plus free refills ;) )

I have the same decision too. My vote is for MickyDs.

PhantomOnTour
07-06-2011, 12:50 PM
My vote goes to the coffee I brew at my house every morning.
Why do folks go out for coffee? I set the timer and fill the machine every night and tadaaaaa...hot coffee already made when i wake up.
Always been a home or work drink for me, and it's free at work...or the bank...or some supermarkets.

Tom
07-06-2011, 12:55 PM
I have had exactly one cup of Starbucks coffee. IT was the most vile tasting swill I aver spit out. I had it last year half way to Toga. This year, I'm packing an airline bottle of gin.

canleakid
07-06-2011, 01:00 PM
Home brewed is the best ;) but when I go out its a good place to stop talk and listen to the pulse of the world. Guess when one gets old its a good thing to do :)

PhantomOnTour
07-06-2011, 01:09 PM
I'm not far behind ya...i need someone to gripe at over my coffee :)

DJofSD
07-06-2011, 01:35 PM
I have had exactly one cup of Starbucks coffee. IT was the most vile tasting swill I aver spit out. I had it last year half way to Toga. This year, I'm packing an airline bottle of gin.
NO COFFEE FOR YOU!

rastajenk
07-06-2011, 01:46 PM
They don't call it Charbucks for nothin'. :D

Personally, I love it. Was a McD's afficionado in my early coffee days, but after a good 10-year-plus run with Starbux, I can't stand it anymore.

But I would like to have back the some of what I've spent there; I could probably do something much better with it.

Capper Al
07-06-2011, 02:17 PM
I plugged McD's into my Garmin (GPS). It took me to Home Depot. I assume there is a McD in Home Depot. Wasn't interested, so I asked the Garmin to find me another. It did. It was a drive thru type. Got my food and went back to my daughter's house. I was looking forward to watching the locals. Maybe another McDs later.

canleakid
07-07-2011, 11:17 AM
Walked into MickyD's this morning looked more like the CNN News Room almost every table and booth had a laptop (free wifi ;) ) watching the Casey show :D

Capper Al
07-07-2011, 12:59 PM
Yum Yum donuts this morning. Hopefully, when I go to Hollywood Park today, that will be the last of the donuts for today.

canleakid
07-07-2011, 02:47 PM
Yum Yum donuts this morning. Hopefully, when I go to Hollywood Park today, that will be the last of the donuts for today.

hope the donuts came from Randy's Donuts in Inglewood, they are :ThmbUp:

Capper Al
07-07-2011, 08:50 PM
hope the donuts came from Randy's Donuts in Inglewood, they are :ThmbUp:

No donuts today. Did well.

chickenhead
07-07-2011, 09:40 PM
our male cat ran away almost exactly 1 year ago when we moved houses, he freaked out at the new place and disappeared the very first night. He was always neurotic and deathly afraid of other people, but he was a really, really good cat. We spent a couple weeks calling for him around the neighborhood, put up signs, nothing. Had to mentally write him off.

This morning we found him sitting in the neighbors driveway, right next door. He used to weigh 12 lbs, now he weighs 4. He was about the worst looking, sickliest cat you've ever seen, just really sad to see. He'll spend a few days at the vet, but just checked on him and he's already feeling better, I can tell. Hopefully no long term damage.

There is no way in this neighborhood with this many cats around and people feeding them he should look like that. I can only guess he wasn't here the whole time.

I wonder where his travels took him too, I'm sure he's got some stories to tell.

bigmack
07-07-2011, 09:44 PM
our male cat ran away almost exactly 1 year ago when we moved houses, he freaked out at the new place and disappeared the very first night. He was always neurotic and deathly afraid of other people, but he was a really, really good cat. We spent a couple weeks calling for him around the neighborhood, put up signs, nothing. Had to mentally write him off.
Outrageous. Glad to hear the dude is back.

I lost one for about 2 weeks when I had a joint up in Lake Arrowhead. She lost a pile of weight and was found after an old lady up the street heard her crying in a tree.

Tom
07-07-2011, 09:47 PM
Cool, Chick. Glad he is ok.
One of mine has been gone for over a week.
You gave me some hope!

chickenhead
07-07-2011, 09:52 PM
yep, cats are pretty amazing. I hope yours turns up soon Tom!

This guy has always been my favorite cat of all-time, his name is Johnny Cash (the man in black). People make fun, but that is a damn cool name if you're a cat.

bigmack
07-07-2011, 09:59 PM
Cool, Chick. Glad he is ok.
One of mine has been gone for over a week.
You gave me some hope!
How old, Tommy?

NJ Stinks
07-07-2011, 10:05 PM
Great story of hope, Chickenhead! :cool:

Hope it works out a lot sooner on your end, Tom.

Tom
07-07-2011, 10:06 PM
60.


Oh, the cat! :rolleyes:

I'm guessing about 5. Three of them were born under my deck and I took them in. One died a couple years ago, one still here. I just got them into the house last year.

PaceAdvantage
07-08-2011, 12:15 AM
our male cat ran away almost exactly 1 year ago when we moved houses, he freaked out at the new place and disappeared the very first night. He was always neurotic and deathly afraid of other people, but he was a really, really good cat. We spent a couple weeks calling for him around the neighborhood, put up signs, nothing. Had to mentally write him off.

This morning we found him sitting in the neighbors driveway, right next door. He used to weigh 12 lbs, now he weighs 4. He was about the worst looking, sickliest cat you've ever seen, just really sad to see. He'll spend a few days at the vet, but just checked on him and he's already feeling better, I can tell. Hopefully no long term damage.

There is no way in this neighborhood with this many cats around and people feeding them he should look like that. I can only guess he wasn't here the whole time.

I wonder where his travels took him too, I'm sure he's got some stories to tell.This is amazingly awesome. Thanks for making my night!

nijinski
07-08-2011, 12:19 AM
60.


Oh, the cat! :rolleyes:

I'm guessing about 5. Three of them were born under my deck and I took them in. One died a couple years ago, one still here. I just got them into the house last year.

Awwww you have a big heart and I hope the Cat returns soon !
Years back mine would stroll off for adventures and bring me back presents when we lived in a wooded area. They were not exactly the presents anyone
wants at there doorstep.
Chickenhead , so glad your Cat is back and wishing him well!!

Capper Al
07-08-2011, 09:52 AM
We lost our cat of 17 years a couple of months ago. We miss her. I still look for her running around the house.

Off to visit relatives today. Being a tourist in Hollywood tomorrow and more relatives on Sunday.

toetoe
07-08-2011, 10:40 AM
Awwww you have a big ... back



How's his front look ? :p

Grits
07-08-2011, 11:24 AM
Chickie, I'm glad Johnny Cash is back home; a little skinny, yes, but safe and sound.

You've got only two explanations here.

1. He didn't like the new digs, decided, "I'm gone." After a year, figured "what the hell, reckon I'll go on back home. This life on the street business ain't gettin' it. They'll be glad to see me, they'll take me back."

2. You and Johnny Cash, both resident Californians, along with Johnny being smart as he is--how far are y'all from Folsom prison? Remember Folsom's one of Johnny's favorite venues?

Cats always know who loves 'em, who 'preciates their talent. 'Specially ones uniquely named Johnny Cash. ;)

Ocala Mike
07-08-2011, 01:55 PM
chickenhead, that is an amazing tale with a great ending. Cats and their stories never cease to amaze me. The cat pictured in my avatar is a rescued stray who lived out of a dumpster with a bunch of others behind a nursing home on my pharmacy delivery route. He was the only one that would come up to me as a kitten when I would feed the strays there. One night, he jumped into my van, and the rest, as they say, is history. His name is "Dude."


Ocala Mike

PaceAdvantage
07-08-2011, 05:27 PM
What avatar?

bigmack
07-08-2011, 09:04 PM
This guy has always been my favorite cat of all-time, his name is Johnny Cash.
We're right with Johnny C., hopin' for the best.

Keep us appraised, ChickyBaby.

PhantomOnTour
07-08-2011, 09:39 PM
We're right with Johnny C., hopin' for the best.

Keep us appraised, ChickyBaby.
ChickyBaby?

Ocala Mike
07-08-2011, 10:29 PM
What avatar?

That's a big oops on me, PA; forgot that I can't seem to get my avatar on here because there are too many pixels involved. I'll try and figure it out and post it when I get a chance. Meanwhile, if you want to see it, you can always go to that "other site" and check out one of my posts there.


Ocala Mike

Capper Al
07-09-2011, 10:37 AM
Going to Hollywood (not Hollywood Park) today to check out the stars.

rastajenk
07-09-2011, 11:31 AM
Some that you recognise, some that you’ve hardly even heard of, People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame; Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.

Just workin' out a few Kinks. :)

Capper Al
07-09-2011, 11:44 AM
Some that you recognise, some that you’ve hardly even heard of, People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame; Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.

Just workin' out a few Kinks. :)


Like handicappers.

canleakid
07-09-2011, 11:54 AM
Going to Hollywood (not Hollywood Park) today to check out the stars.
If in the North La Brea Ave. area checkout Pink's Hot Dogs ;)

Let's Roll
07-09-2011, 12:43 PM
When I was about 7 years old I wanted a chemistry set with a microscope and an atom smasher. I never got the atom smasher.

Capper Al
07-09-2011, 09:00 PM
Well, the tourist stuff is over, amd I'm glad. Off to diner.

Steve 'StatMan'
07-09-2011, 11:23 PM
When I was about 7 years old I wanted a chemistry set with a microscope and an atom smasher. I never got the atom smasher.

Somewhere there has got to be a man named Adam who was handed a sledge hammer and they joked about him being an "Adam Smasher".

Or a overly horny guy the ladies refered to as the Adam Masher.

PPS aren't up on DRF for the future races I'm looking for - killing time, hopefully not my reputation. ;)

Tom
07-09-2011, 11:31 PM
A lady wrestler is a "dame smasher."

Capper Al
07-10-2011, 12:31 AM
There has tom be an Adam with an Apple computer, Adam's Apple.

canleakid
07-10-2011, 09:51 PM
Sunday night !!!!!!

Tom
07-10-2011, 10:25 PM
Chocolate or butterscotch?

toetoe
07-10-2011, 10:26 PM
If you are in a dysfunctional relationship with human oppressors, remember what my good buddy Carl Perkins told me once:

"Go, cat, go !"



Go to my website, hookedonafeline.scam, and check out the lynx.

Capper Al
07-11-2011, 12:28 AM
Leaving LA tomorrow. Had a great vacation. Visited family all up and down the coast. Killed Hollywood Park. I'm ready to go home and relax.

canleakid
07-11-2011, 09:09 AM
Been retired for a while now but Monday Morning is still a bad way to start the week :bang:

johnhannibalsmith
07-11-2011, 09:24 AM
Aurora, Colorado is like one big planned community.

canleakid
07-11-2011, 10:09 AM
You know the funny thing about a vaction is when you get back form your vacation you need a vacation to recover from your vacation :rolleyes:

canleakid
07-12-2011, 06:33 PM
whats with "seedless" watermelons if they have no seeds where do they come from :confused: :confused: :D

Capper Al
07-12-2011, 07:07 PM
Pizza tonight. Work tomorrow. I'm still resting up from vacation.

Tom
07-12-2011, 10:58 PM
whats with "seedless" watermelons if they have no seeds where do they come from :confused: :confused: :D

I spilled some sesame seeds in my back yard, and now there is a street there!

Capper Al
07-13-2011, 03:45 AM
Can't sleep. Today will be my first back to work after vacation. I guess I'll be dragging a$$ all day at work.

PhantomOnTour
07-13-2011, 10:57 AM
Drinking coffee...no work until 6pm, but i won't get home until 12:30 ish.
This thread must be what Twitter is like....got nothing to say but I'm gonna say something anyway. Like having a narrator for your life...

goin to the store
wow, traffic is bad
mmmm, this burger is delicious
these pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

canleakid
07-13-2011, 12:04 PM
Just wondering besides being "WINNERS" do Hope Sole :ThmbUp: and Han Solo have anyting in common :confused: just wondering ;)

canleakid
07-14-2011, 07:34 PM
Carmageddon :confused: a big parking lot in the "City of Angels" :confused:

Capper Al
07-14-2011, 09:38 PM
Making speed figures and ready for bed.

canleakid
07-15-2011, 07:47 PM
Carmageddon errr 405ers, "on your mark, get set STOP" :bang:

Capper Al
07-15-2011, 09:39 PM
Carmageddon errr 405ers, "on your mark, get set STOP" :bang:

We were there during our vacation. It wasn't nice when the roads were open. Good night!

Capper Al
07-16-2011, 11:17 AM
I have nothing to say.

rastajenk
07-16-2011, 11:20 AM
Ditto that.


:cool:

ArlJim78
07-16-2011, 11:35 AM
I'm going to put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the 3rd at Belmont.

canleakid
07-16-2011, 11:04 PM
Sat. night will be erased by sweet red wine, then on to Sunday brunch :ThmbUp:

Capper Al
07-17-2011, 08:02 AM
Have to fix the toilet later today. Got to go to Lowe's for a new handle first.

canleakid
07-17-2011, 10:11 AM
oh my, rolling brownouts 9 am I have lost power 3 times for about 5 min. at a time due to the HEAT :mad: it's going to be a l o n g day :bang:

Tom
07-18-2011, 07:41 AM
Cool, Chick. Glad he is ok.
One of mine has been gone for over a week.
You gave me some hope!

Mine showed up at 4am today!
I opened the back door to let one of the other ones out and he hopped down off the roof and ran inside!

Pretty hungry, but other than that, seems just fine.

WaHoo
07-18-2011, 08:42 AM
Going for a record, twenty plus days over 100 degrees,
in southern oklahoma.

my chickens are laying hard boiled Eggs :lol: :lol:

toetoe
07-18-2011, 04:49 PM
Sat. night will be erased by sweet red wine, then on to Sunday brunch :ThmbUp:

Your Freudian slip is showing. :D

toetoe
07-18-2011, 05:01 PM
I went to a funeral two Wednesdays ago, and believe it or not, it was awful. I was out of sorts until last Friday, when I left for a wedding. This was the antidote. :jump:

A winery in Sonoma, great food, great people --- the majority late twenty-something and beautiful. The bonus was having lovely Susan Guevara at my table. Children's book illustrator, fifty-something, very cute, great dancer (I should know; I watched) --- she has a bola toda.

Anyweigh, after designatedly driving ... and driving ... and driving, I made it to bed before 5:00 a.m. ... I think. :sleeping:



Toetoe recommends:

Weddings ... :ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

canleakid
07-18-2011, 05:58 PM
did the "Taste of Temecula" a few years ago via the limo ( cheaper then an dwi :D ) the wine tasting tour was great love the RED!!! :cool:

Capper Al
07-18-2011, 06:04 PM
Got in trouble Saturday while dining and listening to a band play at a lakefront restaurant. I had my light colored sunglasses on and when the babes walked by I was checking them out thinking no one could notice. My wife told me not to stare. I said I wasn't. She took my sunglasses off and put them on her face. Oh no, I could see her eyes. Oh boy!

woodtoo
07-18-2011, 07:46 PM
There's a big sofa sale at Sears this week:jump:

Capper Al
07-18-2011, 08:05 PM
There's a big sofa sale at Sears this week:jump:

It wasn't that bad. In case of emergency, I have a sofa in the family room.

PaceAdvantage
07-18-2011, 11:40 PM
Mine showed up at 4am today!
I opened the back door to let one of the other ones out and he hopped down off the roof and ran inside!

Pretty hungry, but other than that, seems just fine.That's awesome Tom! :jump:

chickenhead
07-18-2011, 11:58 PM
Mine showed up at 4am today!
I opened the back door to let one of the other ones out and he hopped down off the roof and ran inside!

Pretty hungry, but other than that, seems just fine.

really glad to hear that Tom. To give an update on Johnny, things aren't looking too great. He's happy right now but he's a very sick little guy and may not get better.

chickenhead
07-19-2011, 12:06 AM
restructuring at work today, from functionally organized teams to product organized teams. Have heard of, but never worked in such an environment. Will be interesting.

Tom
07-19-2011, 07:42 AM
Hope things get better for him,Chick.....:ThmbUp:

jognlope
07-19-2011, 08:31 AM
"it' s just water weight, you'll get that off."

toetoe
07-19-2011, 10:02 AM
There's a big sofa sale at Sears this week:jump:



:lol: You see the glass as half full. :ThmbUp:

toetoe
07-19-2011, 05:59 PM
So the sweet thing that serves the free samples at Trader Joe's swatted a fly, and the fly apparently went down her shirt. She said,
"Shall I look down my shirt ?"

Toetoe said,
"One of us has to. It may as well be you."

I felt that it struck just the right tone, and the proof that it was just racy enough is that I'm only pretty sure I'd be arrested for saying it in California. :rolleyes:

P.S. The Trader Josette looks much like actress Jane Alexander, and that Jewish mother thing of wanting to feed us all --- well, the whole ball of wax is very becoming.

P.P.S. Toetoe recommends:

Trader Joe's
Sunset and Green Valley
Henderson, Nevada
89014
:ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

DJofSD
07-19-2011, 06:17 PM
A fly dies.

Toetoe sighs.

toetoe
07-19-2011, 07:20 PM
If A.C. Jobim were alive, he might confess to Trader Josie, "I see the flash of your thigh like a spy in the sky ... [girls sing "la la la la .. la la la .. la la la .. la la ...]"



Bigmack, name that tune. I must await the return of relative sobriety to attempt such a feat. What is :2b: must be. (:Shrugging.)

RaceBookJoe
07-19-2011, 08:23 PM
So the sweet thing that serves the free samples at Trader Joe's swatted a fly, and the fly apparently went down her shirt. She said,
"Shall I look down my shirt ?"

Toetoe said,
"One of us has to. It may as well be you."

I felt that it struck just the right tone, and the proof that it was just racy enough is that I'm only pretty sure I'd be arrested for saying it in California. :rolleyes:

P.S. The Trader Josette looks much like actress Jane Alexander, and that Jewish mother thing of wanting to feed us all --- well, the whole ball of wax is very becoming.

P.P.S. Toetoe recommends:

Trader Joe's
Sunset and Green Valley
Henderson, Nevada
89014
:ThmbUp: :ThmbUp:

I love that Trader Joe's, i'm there at least 2 times a week..live about 2 miles from there. rbj

toetoe
07-19-2011, 08:59 PM
I'm right at the southwestern corner of Sunset Park.

Recycling beer right now. Contemplating navel ... (:Whistling.) ...

RaceBookJoe
07-19-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm right at the southwestern corner of Sunset Park.

Recycling beer right now. Contemplating navel ... (:Whistling.) ...

Nice, no beer for me...I'm right across the street from the GVHS football field. rbj

Tom
07-19-2011, 10:01 PM
I'm just east of there.....about 3,000 miles.

canleakid
07-20-2011, 12:15 AM
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

jognlope
07-20-2011, 11:47 AM
I asked how much small coffee was at Burger King and clerk asks "Senior?" I wanted to fold up inside. I got hair dye immediately after and vowed not to each too much salt and lose weight. Now all I have is pressure on myself. But it's good pressure.

canleakid
07-20-2011, 12:02 PM
I asked how much small coffee was at Burger King and clerk asks "Senior?" I wanted to fold up inside. I got hair dye immediately after and vowed not to each too much salt and lose weight. Now all I have is pressure on myself. But it's good pressure.


"BENCH THE SALT" :ThmbUp:

"Senior" some places start @ 50 some @ 55, some I have saved a lot of $$ with my "Senior Discounts" :cool:

canleakid
07-20-2011, 12:06 PM
got my haircut today, and still wondering why is it that now that I have less hair to to cut, I pay more then when I had a lot of thick jet hair to cut :D

Ocala Mike
07-20-2011, 12:39 PM
Just bought a train ticket to go up to Saratoga next month, and got a 10% senior discount.

Here's a Seinfeld-like question:

"Did you ever notice that funeral parlors don't give senior discounts?"


Ocala Mike

HUSKER55
07-20-2011, 03:03 PM
soooooo,...I take it you're either an impulse buyer or a coupon shopper. :D

jognlope
07-20-2011, 04:41 PM
canleakkid. Hmmm trying to figure our that name! That made me feel better, thanks. Now I'm working on anybody calling me ma'am.

woodtoo
07-20-2011, 05:37 PM
Finished that roofing job,too hot, when will I learn.Time for a COLD one or more:p:p:p:p:p:p

Capper Al
07-20-2011, 05:55 PM
I asked how much small coffee was at Burger King and clerk asks "Senior?" I wanted to fold up inside. I got hair dye immediately after and vowed not to each too much salt and lose weight. Now all I have is pressure on myself. But it's good pressure.

We were carded at Ruby Tuesday's for alcohol. We're old.

canleakid
07-21-2011, 04:20 PM
99F in the shade :faint: , just sitting on the patio deck with a cold pitcher of Homemade Lemonade ;)

Capper Al
07-21-2011, 06:06 PM
Newer dishwater, not even 2 years old, does get juice. Nowadays, this could be a new CPU. Will know on Monday. Have to wash dishes by hand until then.

DJofSD
07-21-2011, 06:50 PM
Service call on Monday -- definitely not a Sears purchase. If it was, it'd be two weeks -- I ain't kiddin'.

johnhannibalsmith
07-21-2011, 07:07 PM
Speaking of getting carded...

I buy cigarettes all the time. I like to smoke. I buy beer all the time. I don't drink, but my "roomates" certainly do and since we are all miserably stuck miles from home in Aurora, CO, it helps keep them sane.

I get carded more than usual here for both. When I moved to Arizona in 2002, I had to get a new driver's license. It expires in 2041. Yes, 2041, thirty years from now.

Every purchase that requires my ID involves a ten minute conversation and a reference to "McLovin".

salty
07-22-2011, 12:27 PM
I'm 23, I still get carded when I buy a lighter. Yes, they card for lighters at the local 7-11. I get carded everytime I buy a pack of ciggerettes even if i buy them at the same place the people card me over and over again. When i step into a liqour store the clerk has the hawk eyes on me imediately, stares at me while i browse, then inspects my license like i'm trying to cross into another country. :rolleyes:

canleakid
07-22-2011, 06:21 PM
got my new AARP card today, so I started cleaning out my wallet, looked at my driver license it expires in 2014, heck if the world ends in 2012 just wondering if I will get a prorated refund :confused: :lol: :D :faint:

Capper Al
07-22-2011, 07:34 PM
Getting ready for Ellis Park tomorrow.

Tom
07-22-2011, 07:53 PM
Getting ready for Ellis Park tomorrow.

Put your underwear in the freezer tonight - gonna be a hot one there.

canleakid
07-23-2011, 10:50 AM
Sat. morning, now do I want the blueberry pancakes or the banana pancakes :confused:

Capper Al
07-23-2011, 10:52 AM
I had cereal and toast. Looking forward to lunch.

Tom
07-23-2011, 10:54 AM
I had waffles.
Parmesan omelet, home fries.

That cheese is making me thirsty.

PhantomOnTour
07-23-2011, 11:28 AM
Made breakfast sandwiches for everyone this morning (2 cups of strong Community Coffee always provides the needed motivation)...

Saute' pan with onions and peppers, garlic, bacon, andouille sausage (dat's right...2 kinds of pork)...guess I'm making a western omelette sandwich.
Had a few beaten eggs on the side...when the stuff in the pan is sufficiently cooked you just drop the egg right in there with it. No need to fold it over into some fancy omelette; just cook it all.
Toast a few kaiser rolls and lightly brush with chipotle mayo, spatula (that's a verb) some of that goodness onto your bun, toss a lil cheese on top, gitcha some hash browns...sorry, i suck at hash browns so we buy 'em in the store...

here, take your fargin' sandwich and shut up cuz I gotta study for Saratoga!

canleakid
07-24-2011, 10:47 AM
after my workout time for brunch ;)

illinoisbred
07-24-2011, 11:14 AM
Pulled or stressed something in my back early this morning...can barely move. Need to go out to the local Ace Hardware to get 2 50lbs salt blocks for the water softener...may have to wait. Other than that, waiting for Arlington Park's races today. Was there yesterday in Tbwinner's owner's box.

Capper Al
07-24-2011, 02:13 PM
Pulled or stressed something in my back early this morning...can barely move. Need to go out to the local Ace Hardware to get 2 50lbs salt blocks for the water softener...may have to wait. Other than that, waiting for Arlington Park's races today. Was there yesterday in Tbwinner's owner's box.

I used to live in Bartlet Illinois. Would visit Arlington a lot. I do miss it. Nothing like being there.

After saying that, I'm excited about the new magazine nightstand I ordered for my office, handicapping central. It will be on my right side when facing my monitor. It will hold my notes and books when I cap and write my code. Ready to go.

Tom
07-24-2011, 05:30 PM
Got up early today and made breakfast for 500!

Got to get me some ant spray.

bigmack
07-24-2011, 05:59 PM
Got up early today and made breakfast for 500!

Got to get me some ant spray.
:lol:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tcr/lowres/tcrn376l.jpg

Capper Al
07-24-2011, 10:04 PM
Went to the casino for my little brother's 21st birthday. I was his Big in Big Brothers. He's off to Western Michigan University this fall as a junior after community college. I didn't gamble at all. I won $14.00 yesterday from Ellis Park and wasn't going to give it to the casino.

canleakid
07-24-2011, 11:34 PM
after a high of 105° this afternoon, it is now a cool 95° and time for some
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

Capper Al
07-25-2011, 05:41 PM
Out to a Mexican restaurant.

canleakid
07-26-2011, 09:29 AM
dropped the dog off at the groomer, so I ran at a high school track near the groomer, 5 miles on a track (20 laps :bang: boring) have to beat the heat today

Tom
07-26-2011, 10:11 AM
Went to Walmart.
Bought a waste basket, and they put it in a plastic bag.
I carried it home, took it out of the bag and sat it in the corner.
Then I threw the plastic bag into the basket.

I feel balanced today.

DJofSD
07-26-2011, 10:24 AM
Went to Walmart.
Bought a waste basket, and they put it in a plastic bag.
I carried it home, took it out of the bag and sat it in the corner.
Then I threw the plastic bag into the basket.

I feel balanced today.
http://www.ask.com/wiki/Drawing_Hands

Which came first: chicken or egg?

PhantomOnTour
07-26-2011, 02:27 PM
Saratoga only carded two dirt routes during the first four days of the meet (the CCA Oaks and Evan Shipman, both at 9f) but had a few moved off the turf on Monday.
I see they have about 3-4 two turn dirt races scheduled for Weds-Fri...i like that. Always had success with the one-turn Bel routes to the two-turn Sar routes...some horses clearly prefer one to the other.

cj's dad
07-26-2011, 02:31 PM
I'm looking out my office window onto Baltimore's Block at the crack wh**es who work as dancers. :ThmbDown:

Tom
07-26-2011, 03:04 PM
http://www.ask.com/wiki/Drawing_Hands

Which came first: chicken or egg?

To find out, go to a diner and order cordon bleu and an omelet and see which one they bring first.

CJD......got a camera? :eek:

DJofSD
07-26-2011, 03:14 PM
I guess I got egg on my face! :blush:

Capper Al
07-26-2011, 05:20 PM
Going to Red Lobster.

johnhannibalsmith
07-26-2011, 06:59 PM
Just bought a couple of paperback books, both published originally about 40 years ago. I haven't bought a book for myself in a long time. I never even looked at the price - they cost me $33.68... no wonder bookstores are in trouble.

woodtoo
07-26-2011, 07:17 PM
Lost all 7 bets I made yesterday:mad:, much better today,no bets no losses:p

canleakid
07-26-2011, 07:39 PM
.50 cent wings tonight at the Wingstop :ThmbUp: then time to catch up on a few recorded tv shows ;)

cj's dad
07-26-2011, 09:17 PM
To find out, go to a diner and order cordon bleu and an omelet and see which one they bring first.

CJD......got a camera? :eek:

Yes- will post some pix soon

canleakid
07-27-2011, 10:42 PM
Need a new pair of running shoes but will wait til :)

Texas shoppers get a break from state and local sales taxes on August 19-21, 2011 - the state's annual sales tax holiday. Lay-away plans can be used again this year to take advantage of the sales tax holiday. :ThmbUp:

Tom
07-28-2011, 09:36 AM
Rented a movie fro Netflix.
Bend it Like Beckham.
Disappointed - turned out not to be porn!

canleakid
07-28-2011, 04:18 PM
had BIG lunch today all the catfish you can eat deal :ThmbUp: nap time

Capper Al
07-28-2011, 05:56 PM
Magazine nightstand is set up in my office. Handicapping central ready to go!

canleakid
07-29-2011, 02:40 PM
Critics' Reviews for the movie "Cowboys and Aliens" are saying the movie is a dud, so that means it will be a GOOD movie :cool: so off I go

DJofSD
07-29-2011, 02:56 PM
Critics' Reviews for the movie "Cowboys and Aliens" are saying the movie is a dud, so that means it will be a GOOD movie :cool: so off I go
So, does that mean you'll give me a refund if I don't like it?

Capper Al
07-29-2011, 03:46 PM
Off to take a drive with the grand nieces and nephew to Cascade Falls in Jackson MI.

http://www.co.jackson.mi.us/departments/Parks/cascades_falls.asp

canleakid
07-29-2011, 07:55 PM
Critics' Reviews for the movie "Cowboys and Aliens" are saying the movie is a dud, so that means it will be a GOOD movie :cool: so off I go

Movie :ThmbUp: then hit Five Guys for burger & Cajun fries

DJofSD, no refunds :D

Capper Al
07-30-2011, 08:46 AM
Movie :ThmbUp: then hit Five Guys for burger & Cajun fries

DJofSD, no refunds :D

Detroit now has a Five Guys. Like them!

Tom
07-30-2011, 09:58 AM
Got a thank you note from Jimmy Fallon.


Thank you, Jimmy's writers, for letting me steal your material.

Capper Al
07-30-2011, 11:15 AM
Off to the beach soon.

Tom
07-30-2011, 12:41 PM
Are you a marine biologist?

canleakid
07-30-2011, 12:53 PM
QUOTE=CapperAl]Off to the beach soon.[/QUOTE]

Hope you left your golf clubs at home for the sake of the whales :D

I have been baby sitting twin nieces (3yrs. old) this morning "HELP"

Steve 'StatMan'
07-30-2011, 02:55 PM
Rented a movie fro Netflix.
Bend it Like Beckham.
Disappointed - turned out not to be porn!

That's pretty good!

I thought you were disappointed because it wouldn't fit in the player - the disk was already bent.

Steve 'StatMan'
07-30-2011, 03:04 PM
Still tinkering with my indoor/outdoor version of Candlepin Bowling, made from drink cups and currently using softballs. Got out in public the last 2 days and had a lot of curious lookers and interest people. Hearing a few 'cools' and 'clevers' and one kid came up to talk to me, and enjoyed playing the game with me, his mother glad I spent some time with him. Got a better name for it - "Cupplepin Bowling", two (a 'couple') large stuffed stong plastic drink cups taped around the mouths. Plenty of work to do but not much time for it, the last 2 days has my courage back up to take a risk. I'm not as broke as before, but will hopefully start small and see what I can do. I'm hoping kids and adults will enjoy it. I've mentioned it before online here - I changed the design now and my working name. Going to change/register and online name after I click Submit. I broke my video camera recently, but someday hopefully I'll get some pictures up before too much longer.

Capper Al
07-30-2011, 05:22 PM
Are you a marine biologist?

No, I'm betting on sea horses.

Capper Al
07-30-2011, 07:42 PM
Watching the VicTorious Marathon on Nickelodean with the grand nieces and nephew. Here's a link so you too can enjoy it:

http://www.nick.com/shows/victorious/

Tom
07-30-2011, 09:54 PM
Watching JFK on AMC.
I always thought Oswald did it.
Glad I caught this flick.

canleakid
07-31-2011, 07:11 PM
just found out I am going to a beach wedding in Florida in a few months, now what does one wear to a "beach wedding" :confused: a tuxedo t-shirt, cut offs and sandals :confused: :confused: