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Valuist
06-14-2011, 02:20 PM
Q: Why did Lebron James skip college?

A: Because he didn't want to go to the finals.

RaceBookJoe
06-14-2011, 02:30 PM
Nice one...how about this : How do you know if you have found Lebron James' cell phone?? It only vibrates when it gets an incoming call, because it doesnt have a ring. :) rbj

cj
06-14-2011, 02:30 PM
Q: Why did Lebron James skip college?

A: Because he didn't want to go to the finals.

He should be traded to the Panthers so he only has to play three periods.

It is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

slew101
06-14-2011, 02:49 PM
This was originally a Randy Moss joke, but it works for LeBron.

What's the difference between LeBron James and a dollar bill?

You get four quarters for a dollar bill.

Tom
06-14-2011, 04:11 PM
The Cleveland newspaper printed a headline that said that Miami won the championiship!

James was so mad, he tore up the front page and tossed it just shy of the wastebasket.

nomadpat
06-14-2011, 06:01 PM
LeBron James didn't need to go all the way to South Beach in search of a championship ring; he could have just stayed in Ohio and bought one from Terrelle Pryor.

RaceBookJoe
06-14-2011, 08:57 PM
Lebron James just turned down a minor-league baseball contract....he didnt want to be worse than Michael Jordan in 2 sports :) rbj

Dave Schwartz
06-14-2011, 11:06 PM
These are really good jokes!

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Dave Schwartz
06-14-2011, 11:35 PM
Check this out...

Loss of the Ring (http://www.ghettoredhot.com/loss-of-the-ring/)

Robert Fischer
06-15-2011, 02:59 AM
this one has me stumped so far (so forgive if you can't figure it out!)

HOW IS LEBRON JAMES DIFFERENT THAN SATURN ??

Spiderman
06-15-2011, 06:14 AM
this one has me stumped so far (so forgive if you can't figure it out!)

HOW IS LEBRON JAMES DIFFERENT THAN SATURN ??
Saturn has six rings

toetoe
06-15-2011, 02:02 PM
These are really good jokes!

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Uh, no. They're really bad.

The one about Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky towers over any of these, and it's mediocre.

canleakid
06-15-2011, 07:26 PM
Sleepy time :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: ...putting my phone in LeBron mode...no rings! :lol: :lol: :D :cool: