Tom
11-04-2003, 10:26 PM
To the tune of Car 54 Where are You:
There's a riot in Tiricrit,
Bahgdad's broken out in fights.
Homacidal bombers marching in the Golan Heights,
There's a shoulder rocket launcher
aimed at early morning flights!
George W Bush Where are You?
I'll tell you where he was last night.
On the telephone.
Like a stinking telemarketer.
Hawking votes for local republican candidates in Rochester.
Things like DA, County Clerk, dog-catcher?????
The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! POTUS!
Making local election calls!
And in how many more cities?
W, what the hell are we paying you for, you idiot!
This guy looks up to welcome mats.
He has got to go.
He is worthless.
I want a recall.
Let's use the left over candidates from California.
Gary Coleman looks impressive next to W.
Then again, so does Larry Flint.
Then again, so does my monkey.
:mad:
There's a riot in Tiricrit,
Bahgdad's broken out in fights.
Homacidal bombers marching in the Golan Heights,
There's a shoulder rocket launcher
aimed at early morning flights!
George W Bush Where are You?
I'll tell you where he was last night.
On the telephone.
Like a stinking telemarketer.
Hawking votes for local republican candidates in Rochester.
Things like DA, County Clerk, dog-catcher?????
The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! POTUS!
Making local election calls!
And in how many more cities?
W, what the hell are we paying you for, you idiot!
This guy looks up to welcome mats.
He has got to go.
He is worthless.
I want a recall.
Let's use the left over candidates from California.
Gary Coleman looks impressive next to W.
Then again, so does Larry Flint.
Then again, so does my monkey.
:mad: