TJDave
05-22-2011, 04:31 PM
“I have only two rooms”, says the innkeeper, “so one of you will have to sleep in the barn”.
The engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn, and the others go to bed in the hotel. Soon the engineer knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a cow in the barn and as a Hindu he can’t sleep there.
“No problem”, says the chemist, and moves to the barn. But soon the chemist knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a pig in the barn and as a Jew he can’t sleep there.
“No problem”, says the banker, and moves to the barn while the others sleep in the hotel. Soon there is another knock on the hotel door, even louder.
The innkeeper opens the door, and sees a very upset cow and pig.
The engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn, and the others go to bed in the hotel. Soon the engineer knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a cow in the barn and as a Hindu he can’t sleep there.
“No problem”, says the chemist, and moves to the barn. But soon the chemist knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a pig in the barn and as a Jew he can’t sleep there.
“No problem”, says the banker, and moves to the barn while the others sleep in the hotel. Soon there is another knock on the hotel door, even louder.
The innkeeper opens the door, and sees a very upset cow and pig.