The Rapture

[bigmack]

I've been waiting on this for years. It's my understanding when it happens bodies will simply disintegrate out of their clothing. Are robes supplied in heaven and will Jackie Mason be making the trip?

I hear it'll start around noon, Jerusalem time. Anybody have the time in Jerusalem now?

[Rookies]

Dump all your 33 1/3s right now Mack...I'll give you ten cent on da dollar for them.

Didn't some jackass dump 100 large advertising that the end was not nigh, it was manana? :lol: :rolleyes: :bang:

Maybe, it was Boxie...:lol:

[lsbets]

I've been wondering where box has been with the lead up tomorrow. Fortunately, none of my servers are going to be raptured, so I'll have a full staff at dinner tomorrow. Unfortunately my wife talked me out of doing a last supper promo tonight.

[ArlJim78]

I'm wondering if there will be a consolation payoff for those who're live in the Blackeyed Susan/Preakness double. If not horseplayers are screwed once again!

[FantasticDan]

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[bigmack]

I see little reason to get my affairs in order. I have to imagine I'm a shoe-in for the express line to Big H. (That's heaven, Smartass) Oops. I withdraw the use of that type of language. I've lived the life not unlike a model citizen and I don't wanna blow it now.

I have every intention of ordering heavenly room service from tomorrow on. Bring on the afterlife!

Do they have T1 lines or is it dial-up?

[Rookies]

I'm wondering if there will be a consolation payoff for those who're live in the Blackeyed Susan/Preakness double. If not horseplayers are screwed once again!

Agreed,

C'mon,at least wait for the race to be declared final before the fire 'n brimstone!


Come ye, come ye, tin foil hats all...:lol:

[riskman]

Here is an advertisement that appeared in NY Craigs list.
May 21, 2011 the RAPTURE! (All 5 Boroughs )
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/2392157067.html

[boxcar]

I've been wondering where box has been with the lead up tomorrow. Fortunately, none of my servers are going to be raptured, so I'll have a full staff at dinner tomorrow. Unfortunately my wife talked me out of doing a last supper promo tonight.

I'm here, buddy. You miss me?

Btw, the polls say that about 98% of "Christians" (I guess professing ones, anyway) think Camping is out to lunch. The guy is one of those classic false prophets Jesus talked about.

Hey, Al, another fulfilled prophecy feather in my cap. :lol: :lol:

Boxcar

[MONEY]

In the 5th at Belmont # 8 Forty Prayers, 7/2 has a chance to
win. For the Maylan Studart fans, she'll be on #3 Saints Alive 15/1.

The hunch bet of the day will be #10 Repenter 15/1 in Arlington's 5th.

It's currently 7:28 AM in Tel Aviv, Irael

[benzer]

I was about to donate all my things to that Craigs list advertiser then I realized the Preakness runs today. So everything is on hold until after the races. :lol:

[benzer]

I'm here, buddy. You miss me?

Btw, the polls say that about 98% of "Christians" (I guess professing ones, anyway) think Camping is out to lunch. The guy is one of those classic false prophets Jesus talked about.

Hey, Al, another fulfilled prophecy feather in my cap. :lol: :lol:

Boxcar

I'd say you hit this one straight on. :)

[JustRalph]

Johnny covered it in this song.........written not long before he died

k9IfHDi-2EA


Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Comes_Around_(song))

[boxcar]

I'd say you hit this one straight on. :)

I usually do. :D

On another topic I broached another prophecy with Mr. Al Skeptic that has been in the process of being fulfilled since the First Advent: The persecution and martyrdom of untold millions of Christians -- to this very day!

But hey...fools are wise in their own eyes. As it is written:

Prov 1:32
32 "For the waywardness of the naive shall kill them,
And the complacency of fools shall destroy them.
NASB

Boxcar

[chickenhead]

I've queried my trusted internet sources....turns out we are ok on this one.

BUT

there is a dwarf star masquerading as a comet that will swoop in next year and reverse our magnetic poles. It is whats been causing all the earthquakes.

the russians are planning a nuclear attack on us and are building one nuclear weapon per week and stockpiling it in a hollowed out mountain.

wild pigs are taking over the us.

china and russia both have weather control machines now, like ours. And we're fighting for control of the weather.

......

now you know what I know.

[lsbets]

If it happens in the middle of the Preakness and the rider on the first place finisher goes, will the chart say "lost jock"?

[Mike at A+]

In spite of all this rapture publicity, the hunch of the day has to be "Mucho Macho Man" with the passing of Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

[Tom]

Rapture?

I thought is was rupture!
Anyone wanna buy a truss? Brand new, never used!

[Steve 'StatMan']

If it happens in the middle of the Preakness and the rider on the first place finisher goes, will the chart say "lost jock"?

Now there's a bad beat story! Betting the winner of the Preakness, but having one's horse DQ'd for not carrying the rider to the finish due to the jockey being 'raptured up'. Not only does one not win the bet, but one finds out they didn't 'make the rapture' either! And nobody around wants to hear the bad beat story, since they didn't make the rapture either and are now in the gloomiest of moods.

[incoming]

200,000,000 Chinese vanish!!!!!!!!! ;) :D :D :D

[Tom]

Poof!"

[PhantomOnTour]

If you hit a big one today cash that ticket and spend that money quickly.
You can't take it with you...

If the Rapture does occur what will be the first thing Boxcar does?
1) wait for his inevitable invitation into the great kingdom
2) come on this board and tell us how very wrong we were

[Rookies]

If the Rapture does occur what will be the first thing Boxcar does?
1) wait for his inevitable invitation into the great kingdom
2) come on this board and tell us how very wrong we were

Probably not... as you are assuming that Boxie is going NORTH!;)

At least 4/5, he's going in the autre direction... to the other kingdom.

So, he won't be announcing THAT!:rolleyes: :lol:

Besides, isn't this thread about the Raptors ?:)

[PhantomOnTour]

For the sake of us all, hopefully the Raptors will be the first to go in the event of a rapture.

[Dave Schwartz]

Has anyone seen my wife?


Think about it.
<G>

[Steve 'StatMan']

Has anyone seen my wife?


Think about it.
<G>

Why no, I haven't.

Come to think of it, I've been working from a computer room in the apt. building, and haven't seen anyone all day.

OH OH GUYS!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :liar: and hopefully not :(

[rastajenk]

In the 5th at Belmont # 8 Forty Prayers, 7/2 has a chance to
win. For the Maylan Studart fans, she'll be on #3 Saints Alive 15/1.

The hunch bet of the day will be #10 Repenter 15/1 in Arlington's 5th.

It's currently 7:28 AM in Tel Aviv, IraelThe third race at the River has a Starship Uhura, a daughter of Repent. :eek:

[MONEY]

The third race at the River has a Starship Uhura, a daughter of Repent. :eek:

Starship Uhura wins $2.60

In the 5th at Belmont # 8 Forty Prayers, 7/2 has a chance to
win. For the Maylan Studart fans, she'll be on #3 Saints Alive 15/1.

The hunch bet of the day will be #10 Repenter 15/1 in Arlington's 5th.

It's currently 7:28 AM in Tel Aviv, Irael
Saints Alive wins $22.40, Forty Prayers comes in 3rd.

Repenter was scratched.

[Tom]

Has anyone seen my wife?

Think about it.
<G>

Take my wife....please!:lol:

[JustRalph]

It's a done deal........all the money in my Twinspires account has evaporated and apparently gone to heaven
:bang: :bang:

[Tom]

From Equibase....."Flashpoint led to the far turn, fought gamely to the top of the stretch and then was raptured."

[PhantomOnTour]

From Equibase....."Flashpoint led to the far turn, fought gamely to the top of the stretch and then was raptured."
:lol:
I needed that Tom, it's been a crappy day

[boxcar]

If you hit a big one today cash that ticket and spend that money quickly.
You can't take it with you...

If the Rapture does occur what will be the first thing Boxcar does?
1) wait for his inevitable invitation into the great kingdom
2) come on this board and tell us how very wrong we were

And IFs and BUTs were Candy and Nuts, everyday in your loony world be Christmas, too.

Boxcar

[PaceAdvantage]

It has begun:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/?GT1=43001

[Ocala Mike]

It's all Dumya's fault that the rapture didn't happen.


Ocala Mike

[cj's dad]

Does the "Rapture have anything to do with the oppressive heat in Baltimore today- 85+* and high humidity. It has begun:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/?GT1=43001

[benzer]

Well since I'm here I have to assume (I know what assume means) everyone else is also. I hope you all had a great day at the races.

Another doomsday prediction bites the dust. Hmmm, almost sounds like a book title... Maybe I should get busy on that. :)

[GameTheory]

Are we in hell?

[nijinski]

Are we in hell?

I was thinking maybe Campiing was the only one that rose to the occasion.

[JustRalph]

Does the "Rapture have anything to do with the oppressive heat in Baltimore today- 85+* and high humidity.

That's just the aftermath of Kegasus

[boxcar]

Probably not... as you are assuming that Boxie is going NORTH!;)

At least 4/5, he's going in the autre direction... to the other kingdom.

So, he won't be announcing THAT!:rolleyes: :lol:

And it might be the only correct assumption about spiritual things he has ever made. Give the poor guy credit where credit is due.

And how long have you been betting on false favorites?

Boxcar

[boxcar]

Are we in hell?

This life is mere a foretaste. If it weren't for the Restrainer who now restrains evil in this world, this would be hell (2Thes 2:6,7).

Boxcar

[bigmack]

As far as raptures go, that was the worst ever.

[DJofSD]

Are we in hell?
Only if you bet HOL.

[toetoe]

Sorry, Mack. The stewards have ruled that you'll be going to Philadelphia. :(
Look up my preacher friend when you arrive --- Brutha Lee Love.



All this is annotated and bejuberated in the back of my book ... in the Raptured Appendix. :bang: [Wonder where I'll be heading for that one ... :confused: ]

[toetoe]

As far as raptures go, that was the worst ever.


God, I thought it'd never end.

[JustRalph]

From Equibase....."Flashpoint led to the far turn, fought gamely to the top of the stretch and then was raptured."


I really got a kick out of this one....... :ThmbUp:

[WeirdWilly]

I won my first ever Triple Crown / BC exacta.

It MUST be the end of the world.

[hcap]

This life is mere a foretaste. If it weren't for the Restrainer who now restrains evil in this world, this would be hell (2Thes 2:6,7).BoxcarI finally figured out how you decide which passages from the bible you include in your posts.

http://ree-yees.com/images/drupal/apps/bible_quote.jpg

"Bible Quote Widget

This nice little 1 x 4 widget will give you random Bible Quotes with an update interval and color of your choosing."

http://www.ree-yees.com/node/31

[boxcar]

I finally figured out how you decide which passages from the bible you include in your posts.

http://ree-yees.com/images/drupal/apps/bible_quote.jpg

"Bible Quote Widget

This nice little 1 x 4 widget will give you random Bible Quotes with an update interval and color of your choosing."

http://www.ree-yees.com/node/31

Strike Three! You're out of here! You overlooked the only real reasons:

Ps 119:11
11 Thy word I have treasured in my heart,
That I may not sin against Thee.
NASB

Ps 37:31
31 The law of his God is in his heart;
His steps do not slip.
NASB

Prov 2:10
10 For wisdom will enter your heart,
And knowledge will be pleasant to your soul;
NASB

Jer 15:16
16 Thy words were found and I ate them,
And Thy words became for me a joy and the delight of my heart;
For I have been called by Thy name,
O Lord God of hosts.
NASB

Col 3:16
16 Let the word of Christ richly dwell within you, with all wisdom teaching and admonishing one another with psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with thankfulness in your hearts to God.
NASB

And finally, did not Jesus himself teach from the OT?:

Matt 4:4
4 But He answered and said, "It is written, 'Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God.'"
NASB

Boxcar

[ArlJim78]

Camping says he's sorry for the mistake, and has now rescheduled the rapture for October 21st, 2011. This time he's really sure about it.:rolleyes:

[Ocala Mike]

OK, but if it doesn't happen this time, I'm not writing him any more checks! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Ocala Mike

[OTM Al]

But hey...fools are wise in their own eyes. As it is written:

Boxcar

Truest thing you ever said. I was rooting for you Saturday, btw.

[Tom]

Why all the uproar?
It's not the end of the world!

[TJDave]

I was rooting for you Saturday, btw.

CanIgetanamen? :lol: