age vs. youth (humor)

[Dave Schwartz]

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond
in the back fixed up nice ... picnic tables, horseshoe pit, basketball court, etc.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end
of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery always triumphs over youth and skill.

[brdman12]

This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He says, "What do you want with arsenic?"

She said, " I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman."

The pharmacist says, " I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman."

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."