Obama Joke

[IRISHLADSTABLE]

One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.

He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barak asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.

Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do, to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Barack isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows.

It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Obama pleads.

"Go see a play", Abe replies.

[RaceBookJoe]

Thats a good one :ThmbUp: rbj

[Robert Goren]

Another reworked joke that at least 80 years old. I have seen Herbert Hoover versions on the internet. Typical of conservatives, they never have a new idea or joke, they just steal a liberal one from the pre FDR era.;)

[HandyKapper]

Not true, Robert. We have our joke. OBAMA :D

[Robert Goren]

Not true, Robert. We have our joke. OBAMA :DWell, try coming up with something original when you poke fun at him. I would think a smart conservative could come up with something new instead of reworking a joke that has been used on every president since at least Herbert Hoover.

[Tom]

Well, try coming up with something original when you poke fun at him. I would think a smart conservative could come up with something new instead of reworking a joke that has been used on every president since at least Herbert Hoover.

How's this?

[Robert Goren]

Now that is pretty funny.:lol:

[RaceBookJoe]

Another reworked joke that at least 80 years old. I have seen Herbert Hoover versions on the internet. Typical of conservatives, they never have a new idea or joke, they just steal a liberal one from the pre FDR era.;)

There have been a few versions using Lincoln. As a Washington Redskins fan I always got a kick out of this one :

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was notified that he won season tickets to the Redskins games? " I'd rather go to the theater " :) rbj

[Red Knave]

How's this?
I admit I had to look at it twice but I'm a Canadian. :D



Good one Tom. I'm still chuckling.

[Lefty]

As Milton Berle once said, 'there are no new jokes.'

[cj's dad]

What do BO and a midget have in common ??


Almost everything is over their head !!

[Tom]

Tit for tat.

[Lefty]

As Milton Berle once said, 'there are no new jokes.'

[Greyfox]

As Milton Berle once said, 'there are no new jokes.'

That was certainly true for Uncle Miltie. :D

[Steve 'StatMan']

That was certainly true for Uncle Miltie. :D

Uncle Miltie once said a particular comedian made him laugh so hard he dropped his pencil.

[Tom]

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