View Full Version : Breeders Cup run-on sentence
Valuist
10-21-2003, 11:26 PM
I've seen threads like this on other boards. Someone starts a story then lets other people add to it. The object is to not finish the sentence. Usually it doesn't take long to wander way off course. Here's a start:
One year, for the Breeder's Cup I had a wallet full of money and on my way to the track, I......
...stopped at McDonald's because I saw that Jared guy from Subway in the parking lot eating a Big Mac with mayo all over his face and...
Valuist
10-21-2003, 11:42 PM
I asked him if he was a .....
jockey? He looked at me with a smile, took a bite of the burger, then with his mouth full of food, replied...
David McKenzie
10-22-2003, 02:32 AM
"I'm a basketball player, but I thought I'd become a jockey because..."
Valuist
10-22-2003, 09:31 AM
I could be one step closer to Scott Lake's pharmaceuticals which have been known to...
lsbets
10-22-2003, 09:40 AM
make a man smarter, better looking, and more successful at.......
Red Knave
10-22-2003, 12:01 PM
overlooking all the subtle nuances presented to him in the pages of ...
Valuist
10-22-2003, 12:25 PM
the Dowd Report, which stated that.....
Dave Schwartz
10-22-2003, 12:45 PM
... you people are not quite right but for just $49.95 my picks for the BC will make you...
Valuist
10-22-2003, 12:47 PM
about as smart as John Piesen which means you better start capping because he....
Pace Cap'n
10-22-2003, 03:45 PM
couldn't hit a bug with a bass fidddle, but he expects you to.....
lsbets
10-22-2003, 04:07 PM
smile everytime you see his face in his ads in the DRF, causing you to wonder .............
Bubbles
10-22-2003, 07:06 PM
Just what your basic purpose is in the world of handicapping.
And that purpose turns out to be illegal becasue it.......
lsbets
10-22-2003, 07:19 PM
is part of a complicated conspiracy involving two dogs, a monkey, and.............
Pace Cap'n
10-22-2003, 08:10 PM
Scott Lake's pharmaceuticals which have been known to.......
lsbets
10-22-2003, 08:32 PM
enhance the size of your.....................
Pace Cap'n
10-22-2003, 08:39 PM
(pick one)
A. Bankroll
B. Deficit
C. Sentence
D. Johnson
which can lead to.......
Bubbles
10-22-2003, 08:47 PM
A sudden shift in your priorities.
Your new top priority is to.......
lsbets
10-22-2003, 09:15 PM
take your newly enlarged asset and put it to use as a professional ...................
Dan Montilion
10-22-2003, 09:34 PM
western rope trick artist. However, be carefull..........
Bubbles
10-22-2003, 09:47 PM
As a carnival fortune teller forecasts your untimely death at the feet of your trusty steed.
lsbets
10-22-2003, 09:51 PM
so instead of twirling a rope for a living, you decide to head back to the track and.................
Bubbles
10-22-2003, 09:52 PM
Bet, with both hands full of Franklins, the horse that was destined to kill you...
lsbets
10-22-2003, 10:08 PM
you watch him break sharply and assume an easy lead, when suddenly those dogs and that monkey .............
MONKEE! DID YOU SAY MONKEE?
I met a monkee in Niagara Falls once.
Slowly I turned,
Step by step,
inch by inch,
I grabbed the monkee and I .........
lsbets
10-23-2003, 12:14 AM
hugged him as hard as a man could. He reminded me of my dear, departed, hairy Uncle Fred. Fred would sit around and ...........
Pace Cap'n
10-23-2003, 10:15 AM
insert periods in run-on sentences while watching replays of Secretariat's Belmont because he always did like machinery thinking maybe, just maybe, if only he had completed the electrolysis......
lsbets
10-23-2003, 10:47 AM
he would not have spent his teenage years as a carny called the "human ape", entertaining small crowds singing lounge songs and wearing a ......
Pace Cap'n
10-23-2003, 11:23 AM
purple shirt with a "Tarasoga Gateway 3002" logo front and back, sitting on a wallet full of money he'd been saving for the Breeder's
Cup, saving for two decades waiting for just the right........
lsbets
10-23-2003, 11:28 AM
sensation to overcome him as he dreamily ponders the possibilities of ........
Pace Cap'n
10-23-2003, 11:41 AM
hitting the Pic-6 with four singles and two alls without having to do any time, unlike.....
lsbets
10-23-2003, 11:49 AM
Joh Piesen, who ponders how much money he will make selling people his "special" picks, guaranteed to ...........
Bubbles
10-23-2003, 08:51 PM
Change a man's life forever, as it did with your...
lsbets
10-23-2003, 08:54 PM
great aunt betty, who lost all of her money using his picks and had to resort to .................
Bubbles
10-23-2003, 09:06 PM
Changing back to a woman.
And what a women she was. She had something that no other woman has, and that was.......
a Harley sportster with a Bumper sticker that read "my daddys name is Dick". She loved that Harley so much she...
....quit her job, sold her house, hopped on the monster bike and headed out to find her long lost Dad, a quest for Dick by a biker chick, until one day.......
lsbets
10-26-2003, 10:25 AM
as she was cruising around looking for Dick, a cat ran in front her, and she thought ............
...maybe I should send out a posse to look for him, or even better, I could.....
give up on this silly search and go back to
lsbets
10-26-2003, 12:21 PM
betting on the Breeders Cup, I know I can do better than .........
Pace Cap'n
10-26-2003, 12:55 PM
John Piesen, who was last seen.......
lsbets
10-26-2003, 05:18 PM
laughing in line at the bank, thinking of Breeder's Cup day, and how successful he was at ...............
Pace Cap'n
10-26-2003, 07:19 PM
persuading that biker chick to be his getaway driver from the track by promising her........
lsbets
10-26-2003, 07:54 PM
that he would tell her his secret, a secret more valuable than COL Sanders secret recipe, the secret of .......................
brdman12
10-26-2003, 08:08 PM
What drives us to open that refrigerator when we're not even hungry and what drives to even consider John Pissen(sp) when actually we ....
....we ARE hungary, but in spite of that, the best kept secret of picking winners was revealed to us all, and it was..........
lsbets
10-26-2003, 08:54 PM
something so obscure and unthinkable, something most would never consider, it was ...............
Pace Cap'n
10-26-2003, 09:28 PM
not the "Chinese Double" nor the "aaddjjuusstteedd Beyer," or even the..........
Valuist
10-27-2003, 12:07 PM
fact that Piesen gave out Frankel horses in every BC race and his followers were seen....
Pace Cap'n
10-27-2003, 08:16 PM
dumpster diving behind the track kitchen, no, the secret was....
lsbets
10-27-2003, 10:12 PM
right in front of her eyes the whole time, so obvious she couldn't believe that she .............
Valuist
10-28-2003, 09:25 AM
did half the local jockey colony following that big superfecta score when she...
freeneasy
10-28-2003, 08:08 PM
realzed it was time for the next race, so she
Pace Cap'n
10-28-2003, 09:17 PM
hurriedly threw her clothes back on, took a couple of swigs of 7-up, and lit out for the $50 window, secure in the knowledge that her newfound secret, which was.......
lsbets
10-28-2003, 09:35 PM
so elusive for so long was finally hers; she knew it all, she knew ................
....Mike Warren's phone number! But, to her horror, when she called him on her cell phone, it not Mike who answered, but, instead, it was......
lsbets
10-28-2003, 10:36 PM
John Piesen, that friggin guy is everywhere, he was even seen .............
Pace Cap'n
10-28-2003, 11:07 PM
exiting the free clinic at the Lollapalooza Concert heading for....
lsbets
10-28-2003, 11:10 PM
the closest airport so he could board a plane to Mexico and escape the ................
Pace Cap'n
10-28-2003, 11:18 PM
vengance seeking members of the ESPN board, who, at the urging of their Coach, had actually purchased his BC selections, and were even now......
JustRalph
10-28-2003, 11:41 PM
attempting to triangulate his position with a varied array of GPS equipment. He donned a disguise and hailed a cab in an attempt to ..........
canuck
10-29-2003, 06:36 AM
....reach the Mexican border. But the cabbie wanted money upfront and Piesen had tapped out on Volponi so feeling the hot breath of Coach Stover on his neck he...
lsbets
10-29-2003, 06:50 AM
started to wimper like a little girl. It was pitiful, seeing a grown man ..............
canuck
10-29-2003, 11:26 AM
...reduced to a puddle in the back seat. As luck would have it, Coach's '76 Gremlin spun out , jumped the median and careened into a gas tanker...
freeneasy
10-29-2003, 12:43 PM
and well, i once had a 76 gremlin and you can drop a bomb on em, nothing, so john continues his escape on foot disguised as lila the drag queen, passes a gay bar, drops in for a shot and a beer when who does he see on stage,
canuck
10-29-2003, 01:14 PM
....partly mangled Roy from Sigfried and Roy using his microphone to bat down a very anemic looking toothless tiger...
...so John chugs his drink, rushes on stage, and grabs the tiger by its.....
lsbets
10-30-2003, 07:32 AM
cute little tutu that he was forced to wear on stage. Just then John looks behind him and sees ...............
Valuist
10-30-2003, 10:34 AM
Bobby Frankel trying to steal the elephant juice away from Sigfried, who then...
lsbets
10-30-2003, 10:51 AM
shrieks and runs after Frankel telling him that Scott Lake tried the elephant juice on Breeders Cup day, and it did him no good, because .................
Valuist
10-30-2003, 11:26 AM
it wasn't really elephant juice; it was pepper, which Lake learned long ago from Frank Passero that is supposed to be rubbed...
....into your bald spot to grow a lot of bushy hair. Frankel needed to obtainthis because he didn't have a hair on his......
lsbets
10-30-2003, 11:02 PM
left leg. He had a horrible childhood accident that left his leg hairless, and because of that he was always selfconscious and worried about ...............
JustRalph
10-30-2003, 11:53 PM
being seen in shorts. He knew he had a special kinship with Empire Maker when he noticed a little bald streak running down both of the horses left legs. Bobby tried to hide the imperfection on his own legs so as to keep his upcoming betrothal from being imperiled by his lack of ................
lsbets
11-01-2003, 05:43 AM
running a horse in the 2 months prior to the Breeder's Cup. He figured if everyone talked about his poor showing, no one would talk about his bald leg, and he was right, because everyone said ........
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