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DJofSD
02-03-2011, 07:49 AM
His golf course has had development suspended. Maybe the Donald will buy this one too.

http://www.fanfeedr.com/pga/2011/02/01/property-developer-suspends-work-on-tiger-woods-golf-complex
horses4courses
02-03-2011, 09:06 AM
Win a few, lose a few....

Tiger, Rothlisberger, and Favre are all set to start a blockbuster venture involving treatment centers for addiction - primarily of the sexual kind.

Sort of like the Jenny Craig for ejaculators........
melman
02-03-2011, 09:35 AM
Horses---You forgot to mention the man who would head up any such center. One Charlie Sheen, he has all the addictions covered. :(
DJofSD
02-03-2011, 09:59 AM
I guess Mel is not a member of that club. I think he's in the same group as Alec Baldwin.
horses4courses
02-03-2011, 10:22 AM
Horses---You forgot to mention the man who would head up any such center. One Charlie Sheen, he has all the addictions covered. :(

Charlie, I believe, is high on the list to be the first poster child for the venture.
He will be their Kirstie Alley, or Subway Jarred, if you like.
If Charlie can get cured, they figure, anyone can.

Betty Ford clinics are going to get some stiff competition. ;)
melman
02-03-2011, 10:40 AM
DJ--I agree with Groucho Marx who said "I would not be a part of any club that would have me as a member". :) BTW who is Alex Baldwin?
DJofSD
02-03-2011, 11:23 AM
Alec -- he's just another actor that has issues.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/221505/actor_alec_baldwin_loses_cool_with.html
PhantomOnTour
02-03-2011, 12:22 PM
Doesn't anyone have any funny & perverted names for a mythical golf course venture between Big Ben, Tiger, Favre and Charlie Sheen? What would be the name of that golf course...?

Fore In Legion?
DJofSD
02-03-2011, 12:29 PM
Groan -- but a goodie!
DJofSD
02-03-2011, 12:30 PM
How about 3 Dicks and a Drunk?
PhantomOnTour
02-03-2011, 12:33 PM
Now we're talkin...but who's who?

There is a course in Florida named Old Corkscrew, a name that covers the drinking and the sex.
illinoisbred
02-03-2011, 12:46 PM
Doesn't anyone have any funny & perverted names for a mythical golf course venture between Big Ben, Tiger, Favre and Charlie Sheen? What would be the name of that golf course...?

Fore In Legion?
Peccadillo Players Club...challenging layout for both hookers and slicers.