Jesse "the Body" Ventura sues the TSA & DHS

[cj's dad]

From the article:

snip> Wow: Jesse Ventura sues TSA for 'unlawful sexual assault'

By Brian Lambert | Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2011

No one pats down the Body, unless the Body wants to be patted down. With people like Michele Bachmann sucking up so much attention, we may have forgotten past royalty in the game of “me.” Mark Albert of KSTP (http://kstp.com/news/stories/s1940324.shtml) says of the latest Jesse Ventura incident: “In a complaint filed Monday morning in the U.S. District Court for Minnesota, Ventura is suing the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and its secretary, Janet Napolitano, as well as the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), and its administrator, John Pistole. Ventura accuses the agencies of violating his ‘basic rights to privacy and dignity, and his right to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures,’ after he received a pat-down by a TSA agent at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in November 2010. <snip




more here:


http://www.minnpost.com/dailyglean/2011/01/25/25163/wow_jesse_ventura_sues_tsa_for_unlawful_sexual_ass ault

[bigmack]

Late 80's, Minneapolis MN, dead of winter. Yours truly saunters into a new club with a couple o' chums. Within minutes a cute little dish is all over moi'. I think to myself "Mr. Popularity."

She's sittin' in me lap, flirtatiously carrying about and has to hit the head.
While she's gone some cat strolls over and says "Ya know who that is?" I says "negative." He says "Jesse 'The Body' Ventura's wife."

I says to myself & chums, "Let's blow this pop stand, posthaste."

Exit stage left.

[johnhannibalsmith]

.... Ventura accuses the agencies of violating his ‘basic rights to privacy and dignity...

Exhibit A for the defense your honor:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vQmMK7udEnc/SWJE6x8S_HI/AAAAAAAAAa0/Ljh1olesaR8/s320/jesse-ventura1.jpg

[Robert Goren]

Jesse, next time take the train.

[Tom]

Exhibit A for the defense your honor:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vQmMK7udEnc/SWJE6x8S_HI/AAAAAAAAAa0/Ljh1olesaR8/s320/jesse-ventura1.jpg

If I were the TSA agent, I would sue HIM! :eek:

[Greyfox]

Jessie for President!

http://rlv.zcache.com/jesse_ventura_for_president_2012_tshirt-p235841407677275072uyq1_400.jpg.

[cj's dad]

Only in Minnesota could he and Al franken be elected. Oh never mind, in mass. they continued to elect Teddy boy after he allowed a young girl to drown.

Foolish me !!