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bigmack
12-26-2010, 03:46 PM
Shouldn't this guy be off sipping apple sauce somewhere?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/hh.png

Overlay
12-26-2010, 03:57 PM
I wonder how many volumes the prenup on that one is going to run.

Grits
12-26-2010, 04:23 PM
He is when the camera aren't clicking, but, obviously, she doesn't care about that part.

Robert Goren
12-26-2010, 04:26 PM
vYUr4wNdDZc

JustRalph
12-27-2010, 01:35 AM
He is when the camera aren't clicking, but, obviously, she doesn't care about that part.

There are other parts she doesn't care about either........apparently

I mentioned this to my wife this morning and her reply was

" How many little blue pills does it take at that age? "

Steve 'StatMan'
12-27-2010, 03:03 PM
I remember a Gilbert Godfrey line from his Comedy Central Friar's Club Roast:

Hugh Hefner is so old, his first condom was made of bark!

TJDave
12-27-2010, 04:02 PM
Me thinks there is a wee bit of jealousy happening here. ;)

cj's dad
12-27-2010, 05:42 PM
All this proves is that Crystal Harris is a money grubbing tramp.

Grits
12-27-2010, 05:53 PM
LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Why don'tcha say what you really think, CJd?:lol:

Grits
12-27-2010, 05:59 PM
Me thinks there is a wee bit of jealousy happening here. ;)

When PIGS FLY. Not from this poster! I wouldn't want him or his money. I'd rather live on my own income. He's homely AND HE'S OLD AS DIRT. :lol:

Like I'd really wanna spend my time in the nursing home visiting him, or like Anna Nicole Smith taking care of the old codger at home. And all of this is probably in the prenup agreement.

NOPE, REAL BIG PASS.

bigmack
06-15-2011, 12:48 AM
Poor Hef. She dumped his raisin ass.

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/C445760BCF1B7C714A914E06783818AC74089C36/GYI0065126394_LR1.jpg

http://toppayingideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/crystal-harris-playboy.jpg

toetoe
06-15-2011, 01:25 AM
That swimsuit is not bad. Stylish, man. :ThmbUp:

Light
06-15-2011, 10:58 AM
Hey toetoe puzzle question

She was a "barracuda". (a younger woman searching for an older man).

We all know "cougar"

A "cub" is a younger man seeking a "cougar".

What do you call an older man looking for a younger woman?

Robert Goren
06-15-2011, 11:21 AM
Hey toetoe puzzle question

She was a "barracuda". (a younger woman searching for an older man).

We all know "cougar"

A "cub" is a younger man seeking a "cougar".

What do you call an older man looking for a younger woman?a dirty old man.

Tom
06-15-2011, 11:50 AM
Buzzard?

illinoisbred
06-15-2011, 12:11 PM
Hey toetoe puzzle question

She was a "barracuda". (a younger woman searching for an older man).

We all know "cougar"

A "cub" is a younger man seeking a "cougar".

What do you call an older man looking for a younger woman?
Optimistic!

toetoe
06-15-2011, 12:14 PM
Hey toetoe puzzle question

She was a "barracuda". (a younger woman searching for an older man).

We all know "cougar"

A "cub" is a younger man seeking a "cougar".

What do you call an older man looking for a younger woman?



A mole ?



Hefner reminds me of a player at GGF. Fresno Fred, anyone ?

magwell
06-15-2011, 12:30 PM
MAGWELL.........:cool:

JustRalph
06-15-2011, 12:33 PM
Optimistic!

that's good........ :ThmbUp:

Light
06-15-2011, 06:09 PM
Answer: "Rhino" .

From article:

According to The Urban Dictionary, the male version of the cougar is a “rhino”.

Why? According to the website’s definition it’s “because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly.”

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/meet-the-rhino-the-male-cougar/story-e6frf7jo-1225809135154

toetoe
06-15-2011, 06:33 PM
Rhino ? Cerosly, dude.



Source: Wine list at Rod's Rustic Room. [Pink elephants are closer than they appear.]

nijinski
06-16-2011, 03:01 AM
She scratched and he was left at the gate.

Tom
06-16-2011, 12:35 PM
She had a change of heart right after he had a change of diaper.

Rhino.....big horn.....OK!