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http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/capital-land/2010/12/society-founder-rednecks-underserved-large-population
Thought about all yous guys when I saw
"American Redneck Society formed to advocate for rural Americans"
Particularly.....
...you might be a redneck if…
..You can fix just about anything with duct tape.
Ya all know like the economic mess and the 2 wars you all left us
DJofSD
12-17-2010, 10:27 AM
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2542405991
Obama's economy and Obama's war you mean?
I can fix YOU with duct tape! :lol:
woodtoo
12-17-2010, 11:48 AM
Ya all know like the economic mess and the 2 wars you all left us[/QUOTE]
us as in rednecks?
skate
12-17-2010, 05:15 PM
welp, the only thing i can think of that you can't fix with ducks tap, would be a hiccups...unless you think Elimination is a fix. :) ...
welp, the only thing i can think of that you can't fix with ducks tap, would be a hiccups...unless you think Elimination is a fix. :) ... A few wraps around your mouth would do wonders for the English language.
fast4522
12-17-2010, 07:05 PM
A great deal of respect is due for the American redneck, born in the coal mines of West Virginia. They fought for a decent wage for the hard work they did, only to be mocked by folks who really do not know how to work with others well. You might be getting your ass stomped black and blue just because of bad timing in the city and no one will help, but your average redneck would not cotton to that and would be the only one that would help you. What in gods green earth do you know about life anyway other than someone owes you a living?
boxcar
12-17-2010, 07:54 PM
What in gods green earth do you know about life anyway other than someone owes you a living?
and health care, and food, and shelter, and clothing, and as many opportunities as the next guy, and social justice, and food justice, and if you live in the UK, dirt cheap education, and if you live in France retirement at age 50, and, and, and..... The list could get pretty long.
Boxcar
cj's dad
12-17-2010, 09:23 PM
A great deal of respect is due for the American redneck, born in the coal mines of West Virginia. They fought for a decent wage for the hard work they did, only to be mocked by folks who really do not know how to work with others well. You might be getting your ass stomped black and blue just because of bad timing in the city and no one will help, but your average redneck would not cotton to that and would be the only one that would help you. What in gods green earth do you know about life anyway other than someone owes you a living?
Well said Fast- this fool knows zero about hard work and the sacrifices that those who work their asses off everyday go through each and every day of the week !!
NJ Stinks
12-17-2010, 09:44 PM
and if you live in France retirement at age 50, and, and, and..... The list could get pretty long.
Boxcar
Hate to disappoint your rant-loving followers but the retirement age in France was 60 - not 50 as previously reported above. :rolleyes:
And with the new law recently passed in France, it's going up to 62.
You don't by any chance work for Faux News, do you, Boxie? :confused:
My, my my, I didn't invent the redneck organization. I just made a connection between being a redneck and PA off topic. Judging by the idiotic responses, I seemed to HAVE HIT A NERVE. Tough shit.
I and others are called commie, filth, and much much worse ALL the time. Grow a pair guys.
It was covered by Drudge. You know "He reports you decide" :bang: Even the versatile uses of dict tape Just reporting the obvious.
Relax the panty clench.
This certainly demonstrates what most of you silly twits are made of.
Or how'sabout.......
"You could be a redneck if you take feigned offense being called one" :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
Btw, I worked blue collar jobs and knew some pretty honorable rednecks. All would tale it in stride and not disparage others for being a lib or union member.
bigmack
12-18-2010, 06:17 AM
Btw, I worked blue collar jobs and knew some pretty honorable rednecks. All would tale it in stride and not disparage others for being a lib or union member.
You're such a goof. You had every intention of starting this thread to be a provocateur and then roll back in with routine #62: Why are people getting offended because of a word :confused:
Dig. I have some friends that are lesbians and they're 'pretty honorable' lesbians. All would take it in stride and not disparage others for being a conservative or non-union member.
:lol: You were out of your mind asking for an apology for Rachel Maddow over a veiled comment about a tool belt and you haul this little ditty out?
Redneck/lesbian. Let's see, which is more politically correct.
You be an exponential hypocrite. :mad:
Don't you think asking the SILLY TWITS here if duct tape can be used to fix the economic mess left by georgie boy and his trickle down cowboys and his 2 unpaid wars and 2 unpaid for tax cuts, is an interesting play on redneck humor?
For PA off topic to go bonkers over that joke is like Claude Rains in Casablanca being shocked that gambling gos on. Sometimes yous guys are like a bunch of blue-haired elderly puritanical matrons feinting away in utter outrage clutching your pearls on the way down. Sort of fits your self righteous full of yourselves cackling about lesbians, libs and unions.
If you are still bitchin' about Bush's spending after two years of The Kenyan,
.......you might be a commie socialist plant!
applause
.......you might be a commie socialist plant!.Unlike the more common slow-witted political plant-the rutabaga?
skate
12-18-2010, 02:55 PM
A few wraps around your mouth would do wonders for the English language.
:lol:
Hey hey hey, not very nice indeed:kiss: , here i sit, just waitin for your Cherry Red Lips, remove the stem and you're a gem...:jump:
skate
12-18-2010, 03:05 PM
Don't you think asking the SILLY TWITS here if duct tape can be used to fix the economic mess left by georgie boy and his trickle down cowboys and his 2 unpaid wars and 2 unpaid for tax cuts, is an interesting play on redneck humor?
For PA off topic to go bonkers over that joke is like Claude Rains in Casablanca being shocked that gambling gos on. Sometimes yous guys are like a bunch of blue-haired elderly puritanical matrons feinting away in utter outrage clutching your pearls on the way down. Sort of fits your self righteous full of yourselves cackling about lesbians, libs and unions.
woops, seems like those wars cost us about $750 Billion for a great cause, cheaper oil, money flow, and peace in the valley, yepper.
But but butter, take a look at the cost of "housing Market Bubbleno", it's up and Over the $9 TRILLION mark.
Signed into law under Jimmiesbob, ignored by Pres. Ronald N. G. Reagan, and PUSHED on the Banks by FishBellieBill. to the tune of $500 Billion, for starters, snowballs to , what is for now a lose of $9 TRILLION DOLLARS, yes mam.
:kiss:
DJofSD
12-18-2010, 03:06 PM
Unlike the more common slow-witted political plant-the rutabaga?
Here ya go hcap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvFoSI5VN8
Enjoy!
Sorry I couldn't find any decent performance by the father but the lyrics are the same. I'm sure the vegatables will respond to you.
TJDave
12-18-2010, 03:10 PM
I visited the website and have serious questions regarding Barnes & Noble's marketing strategy. :rolleyes:
:lol:
Hey hey hey, not very nice indeed:kiss: , here i sit, just waitin for your Cherry Red Lips, remove the stem and you're a gem...:jump:Hey asshole you wanted to use duct tape to kill ( eliminate ) me. I just suggested using it to shut you up. What a waste of a human being you are and as couth as a piece of shit.
boxcar
12-18-2010, 04:23 PM
Hey asshole you wanted to use duct tape to kill ( eliminate ) me. I just suggested using it to shut you up. What a waste of a human being you are and as couth as a piece of shit.
Hey, 'cap, you should join some group therapy program and get some counseling or treatment for your increasingly anti-social behavior on this forum. You are definitely losing it.
Boxcar
johnhannibalsmith
12-18-2010, 04:25 PM
Can someone get ddog's perspective here please?
DJofSD
12-18-2010, 04:34 PM
Hey, keep it up, hcap. The ZZ-man's no longer around, you could be next.
Hey, keep it up, hcap. The ZZ-man's no longer around, you could be next.
As usual nobody notices what skate says? Or the constant barge of less vulgar insults directed at me and other libs?
Talk about a hostile room.
johnhannibalsmith
12-18-2010, 05:06 PM
Now come on... I'm the guy that still laughs at Boxcrap, Crapcar, Boxhead, etc... Boxcar gets it pretty good, he's a big boy... I'm not sure anyone gets it any worse... but when you dish it, you get it... and he seems okay with that, which means the world is still perfect.
fast4522
12-18-2010, 05:12 PM
This is all good, the new House of Representatives gets sworn in and we will really get under Hcap's skin enough to make him go off big time.
Warren Henry
12-18-2010, 05:23 PM
Hey, keep it up, hcap. The ZZ-man's no longer around, you could be next.
I have been gone for a while (what was the over/under for my second absence?) -- what happened to ZZ?
NJ Stinks
12-18-2010, 06:26 PM
Hey, keep it up, hcap. The ZZ-man's no longer around, you could be next.
As usual nobody notices what skate says?
Hcap is right, DJ.
Open your eyes.
Or look up 'impartial' in the dictionary for crying out loud.
DJofSD
12-18-2010, 08:34 PM
As usual nobody notices what skate says? Or the constant barge of less vulgar insults directed at me and other libs?
Talk about a hostile room.
OK, let's get down to specifics: language.
In this thread, hcap, I see you've used "tough shit" and "asshole". I've reread skate's posts and I am hard pressed to see language of that type.
As to the use of the word elimination, it's use was in response to the question of what good is duct tape. I interpret his use of the word you in that sentence to be for the general population. On the other hand, you decided to take it personally and to interpret as an attack.
Maybe skate meant to level a personal attack. It's not clear to me if he did or did not. If he did, it at least had a degree of subtlety. Your responses were anything but.
DJofSD
12-18-2010, 08:41 PM
I have been gone for a while (what was the over/under for my second absence?) -- what happened to ZZ?
Not sure exactly. He was banned temporarily, begged to be let back onto the board and was for a while. But, I believe he started to level personal attacks via private messages and I believe that was enough. Adios, muchacho.
Mike can correct the story, if he wants to.
NJ, hcap - try eBay for a set.
Free shipping after Christmas.
Post #1 was a friendly greeting to us all, eh? :D
Warren Henry
12-18-2010, 09:39 PM
Thanks DJ,
I joined the forum during his readmitted phase and wondered how long he could get away with daring PA to banish him again.
OK, let's get down to specifics: language.
In this thread, hcap, I see you've used "tough shit" and "asshole". I've reread skate's posts and I am hard pressed to see language of that type.
As to the use of the word elimination, it's use was in response to the question of what good is duct tape. I interpret his use of the word you in that sentence to be for the general population. On the other hand, you decided to take it personally and to interpret as an attack.
Maybe skate meant to level a personal attack. It's not clear to me if he did or did not. If he did, it at least had a degree of subtlety. Your responses were anything but.
My direct response to skate talking elimination was
welp, the only thing i can think of that you can't fix with ducks tap, would be a hiccups...unless you think Elimination is a fix. ...
A few wraps around your mouth would do wonders for the English language.
What pissed me off was his vulgar.
Hey hey hey, not very nice indeed , here i sit, just waitin for your Cherry Red Lips, remove the stem and you're a gem...
Go to google. Type
"Cherry Red Lips remove the stem and you're a gem"+urban dictionary
Leave in the quotation marks. See what it turns up
DJofSD
12-19-2010, 08:20 AM
After a bit of work, I came up with this:
Refers to the overly red color of a corpse's lips due to carbon monoxide poisoning. Often implies that the person in question committed suicide by allowing his or her car to fill with exhuast.
Is that it?
Not quite
VULGARITY REMOVED BY THE PTB
Another skate "gem"
VULGARITY REMOVED BY THE PTB............................................... ..........
Ask skate what he meant
jognlope
12-19-2010, 12:17 PM
Stop now, disgusting.
skate
12-19-2010, 02:38 PM
Hey asshole you wanted to use duct tape to kill ( eliminate ) me. I just suggested using it to shut you up. What a waste of a human being you are and as couth as a piece of shit.
oh, ok , now i understand you...;)
skate
12-19-2010, 02:42 PM
Can someone get ddog's perspective here please?
ah, just another vote for de-skate:rolleyes:
skate
12-19-2010, 02:46 PM
As usual nobody notices what skate says? Or the constant barge of less vulgar insults directed at me and other libs?
Talk about a hostile room.
welp, it's a little bit of love, xmassey, i understand, everything is just so horrendous.
Not everyone can do dat...:)
skate has done this before.
Last time pretty vulgar as well.
skate can tell us what he really meant.
Can't you skate?
skate
12-19-2010, 02:57 PM
OK, will it bees 'Shake' or 'Skate'...spearean.
Hey lookey here Mr. Hcap ( i had a think on that one, couldn't remember your handle):) , but if you look close, please do not over-look, i wasn't trying as hard as what you have implied, to get you all this upsetled, sorry and i mean that babe.
skate
12-19-2010, 03:01 PM
i meant that, sorry.
but here, look, this is xactley my thoughts before i saw you upsetley.
:confused: oh this is funny , because i actually thought i was way too soft...:)
hey hey hey, like i say, i' the-skate am sorry.
PaceAdvantage
12-19-2010, 08:54 PM
skate has done this before.
Last time pretty vulgar as well.
skate can tell us what he really meant.
Can't you skate?At least skate has the class to somewhat drape a veil over his vulgarities.
You're just a ****ing idiot at times...you have a nasty habit every now and then of thinking that just because you have been wronged, that gives you the right to break every rule in the book here.
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