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frankcolt
10-24-2010, 02:36 PM
10) If you put on you fitted sheet on your bed the right way the first time. (in other words you didn't have to spin the sheet clockwise to make it fit)
9) If you live in Canada and you went shopping this morning and you went to read the ingredients and it WASN'T the french side.
8) You walked over to the dishwasher to unload it and you FORGOT you did it last night
7) You quit smoking last week and you found 1 smoke under a pile losing horse bet tickets
6) Your Mom calls and she doesn't want something - she just want to chat
5) Your Mom doesn't have much time to chat
4) Your girlfriend/boyfriend calls and says she can't make it over that night and 30 seconds later an old friend calls and wants to go out drinking
3) You just bought a new LED 40+ inch TV and a remastered version of 'Apocalypse Now' (The Good the Bad and the Ugly will be acceptable as well) is on tonight with no commercial interruptions
2) For some reason the coffee you made this morning was Excellent
1) You can predict the future

andymays
10-24-2010, 02:43 PM
The pair of pants you put on has a voucher or a winning ticket in the pocket that you forgot to cash. It's worth at least $500. Cash in the pocket works too.

Robert Goren
10-24-2010, 04:43 PM
Sounds you have used up all of your luck before you even get to the track.:rolleyes::lol: