White House Jester Beheaded

[TJDave]

WASHINGTON—After serving 12 years in the position, Motley, the official White House Jester, was beheaded Tuesday after delivering a poorly received jape about the spiraling national debt before President and Mrs. Obama...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/white-house-jester-beheaded-for-making-fun-of-soar,17495/

[JustRalph]

I long for the good ole days when the onion was funny