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ArlJim78
09-17-2010, 10:40 AM
According to the regimes scientific information minister, there is a new and improved message rebranding out for immediate release. the global wealth redistribution scheme formally known as Global warming and/or climate change will from now on be called Global Climate Disruption. I kind of like it. Its more vague, more ominous, easier to lump in any random weather or climate occurrence under the generic "disruption" heading. I think this one has legs. Many people don't seem to mind a little warming, but who wants to be disrupted?

No need to even pretend that this is any scientific. From now on marketing and slogan people will simply prepare the requisite scary powerpoint presentations.

here is a helful slide detailing the reasoning for this terminolgy shift
http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/climatedisruption.jpg

Here is the whole presentation (http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/microsites/ostp/jph-kavli-9-2010.pdf). please make the appropriate adjustments to your talking points. thank you.

46zilzal
09-17-2010, 11:02 AM
If you had read any of the research, that is what they were saying all along: climate re-distribution climate alteration......Like the blanket of snow over Tasmania the last week.

DJofSD
09-17-2010, 11:03 AM
I guess NYC had it's share of GCD last night.

boxcar
09-17-2010, 12:00 PM
I guess NYC had it's share of GCD last night.

There's actually a cold snap up in the Windy City right now. Yikes! And it's still summer! This disruption thingy is happening right before our eyes -- right in front of our [almost] frost-bitten noses. :rolleyes:

Boxcar

ArlJim78
09-17-2010, 12:11 PM
The beauty of the new disruption brand, is that almost anything qualifies. Too hot, too cold, too windy, floods, fires, anything goes. But as per the powerpoint slide, its mostly all harmful of course.

According to the UN, the solution to all this disruption is to lift the worlds population out of poverty. Naturally that is where the US taxpayer comes in.

bigmack
09-17-2010, 12:15 PM
There's actually a cold snap up in the Windy City right now.

TidBid #289: Growing up there I learned that while it can be a windy place, The Windy City was actually coined by New York sports writers years ago who felt fans and athletes from Chicago were braggarts. Thus, Windy.

Brought to you by Burt Weinman Ford 3535 Ashland Ave.

ArlJim78
09-17-2010, 12:25 PM
i can envision perhaps another use of this theme for the tea party.

its called Domestic Economic Activity Disruption, or simply D.E.A.D.

It's always harmful, rapid, and non-uniform just like climate disruption, so I say its a go.

johnhannibalsmith
09-17-2010, 12:31 PM
It's "highly nonuniform", but there's no way in hell we're dropping that "Global" shit at the front of the rebranded corporate motto. Marketing still trumps all.

boxcar
09-17-2010, 01:23 PM
i can envision perhaps another use of this theme for the tea party.

its called Domestic Economic Activity Disruption, or simply D.E.A.D.

It's always harmful, rapid, and non-uniform just like climate disruption, so I say its a go.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's great, Jim! :ThmbUp:

Boxcar

bigmack
09-17-2010, 01:26 PM
Like the blanket of snow over Tasmania the last week.
Blanket? Snow? Tasmania? Tell us more.

DJofSD
09-17-2010, 01:43 PM
Blanket? Snow? Tasmania? Tell us more.
The devil made me do it.

JustRalph
12-03-2010, 04:44 PM
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GameTheory
12-03-2010, 06:16 PM
Dead Green Treaty Sticks Up The Room (http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2010/11/28/dead-green-treaty-stinks-up-the-room/)

bigmack
12-03-2010, 06:51 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/banned.png

sHMOEVRysWE

JustRalph
12-03-2010, 07:32 PM
Mack, I bet they won't be playing that movie in junior high and high school classes............

fast4522
12-03-2010, 07:59 PM
Hey Ralph,
You got a fork handy?

JustRalph
12-03-2010, 08:08 PM
Hey Ralph,
You got a fork handy?

They are forking themselves............

Tom
12-03-2010, 10:09 PM
46 has already risen to 49 after reading this!