PhantomOnTour
09-04-2010, 11:38 AM
The Jewish Beach
Young attractive Jewish woman is sunbathing on her towel on a deserted south Florida beach, when an equally attractive and fit Jewish man spreads his towel out near hers and opens a book. She takes notice of him and strikes up a conversation:
"How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you"...he returns to his book.
"I love this beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2yrs ago"...he returns to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3yrs ago and it's very lonely. Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live in Coral Springs." once again he resumes reading.
Desperate for a common topic of interest, she asks, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that the man dropped his book, moved over to her blanket, and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand had finally settled she gasped, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Young attractive Jewish woman is sunbathing on her towel on a deserted south Florida beach, when an equally attractive and fit Jewish man spreads his towel out near hers and opens a book. She takes notice of him and strikes up a conversation:
"How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you"...he returns to his book.
"I love this beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2yrs ago"...he returns to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3yrs ago and it's very lonely. Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live in Coral Springs." once again he resumes reading.
Desperate for a common topic of interest, she asks, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that the man dropped his book, moved over to her blanket, and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand had finally settled she gasped, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: