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ArlJim78
09-03-2010, 05:35 PM
first, Detroit Mayor’s GMC Yukon Denali Has Wheels Stolen (http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2010/09/detroit-mayors-gmc-yukon-denali-has-wheels-stolen.html)

then, Jesse Jacksons SUV is also stripped and stolen in Detroit (http://www.detnews.com/article/20100903/MIVIEW/100903001/1467/opinion01/Payne--The-irony-of-Jesse-Jackson-s-stripped-SUV), where he was speaking on behalf of green jobs!:lol:

Following the embarrassing news that Mayor Dave Bing’s GMC Yukon was hijacked by criminals this week, Detroit’s Channel 7 reports that the Reverend’s Caddy Escalade SUV was stolen and stripped of its wheels while he was in town last weekend with the UAW’s militant President Bob King leading the “Jobs, Justice, and Peace” march promoting government-funded green jobs.
Read that again: Jackson’s Caddy SUV was stripped while he was in town promoting green jobs.

and finally from Chicago (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/02/national/main6829136.shtml), several gang members hold a press conference to complain that they are not getting respect from police and that the city should provide them with good jobs in order to reduce violence.:D

bigmack
09-03-2010, 07:48 PM
JJ hawkin' some of them green jobs, helpin' out the environment while his Escalade with boss 22" rims is parked & jacked out back. :lol:

I hope he wasn't in on it for insurance reasons.

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cj's dad
09-03-2010, 09:33 PM
first, Detroit Mayor’s GMC Yukon Denali Has Wheels Stolen (http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2010/09/detroit-mayors-gmc-yukon-denali-has-wheels-stolen.html)

then, Jesse Jacksons SUV is also stripped and stolen in Detroit (http://www.detnews.com/article/20100903/MIVIEW/100903001/1467/opinion01/Payne--The-irony-of-Jesse-Jackson-s-stripped-SUV), where he was speaking on behalf of green jobs!:lol:



and finally from Chicago (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/02/national/main6829136.shtml), several gang members hold a press conference to complain that they are not getting respect from police and that the city should provide them with good jobs in order to reduce violence.:D

And exactly what part of your post surprises you ??

This country has been reduced to dealing with morons on a daily basis. We are paying people for not working, being a dope addict, being obese, being a drunk, having illegitimate children, drug rehab, housing, food stamps etc >.................... When this bullshit stops maybe we will have a society that functions. As it is, we are like a roller coaster that is plummeting down the track that will NEVER come back up. Lefties spin this. It's over in this country unless there is strong leadership soon; not this POS/POTUS in charge now.

mostpost
09-03-2010, 10:43 PM
and finally from Chicago, several gang members hold a press conference to complain that they are not getting respect from police and that the city should provide them with good jobs in order to reduce violence.
Perhaps they could make money selling hubris. :faint:

GaryG
09-04-2010, 09:22 AM
and finally from Chicago (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/02/national/main6829136.shtml), several gang members hold a press conference to complain that they are not getting respect from police and that the city should provide them with good jobs in order to reduce violence.:DThey are eminently qualified to work in the current administration. A carjack czar, crack czar, a prostitution czar, a fashion czar and a 40oz Olde English 800 czar.