Tom
08-15-2010, 12:22 PM
The daughter of Mr and Mrs Potato Head came home from vacation and announced that she was engaged.
"Who is the lucky groom to be?" asked her father.
"Kenny Mayne. I met him at Saratoga."
"Oh, no," moaned her mother. "We had always hoped you would marry someone with dignity and class, like a nice Russet potato."
"Yes." said her father, "Kenny is just a commentator."
"Who is the lucky groom to be?" asked her father.
"Kenny Mayne. I met him at Saratoga."
"Oh, no," moaned her mother. "We had always hoped you would marry someone with dignity and class, like a nice Russet potato."
"Yes." said her father, "Kenny is just a commentator."