How about a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque?

[andymays]

MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR

http://www.dailygut.com/?i=4696

Excerpt:

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

[Robert Goren]

Very funny:ThmbUp: :lol:

[BlueShoe]

Are they going to serve ham sandwiches at the snack bar and roast pork dinners in the restaurant?

[boxcar]

MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR

http://www.dailygut.com/?i=4696

Excerpt:

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

The guy is worried about booze because it's forbidden by Islam, yet doesn't care a whit about opening up a gay bar even though homosexuality is equally forbidden. I guess the reason for this is they haven't invented boozaphobia yet. :rolleyes:

Boxcar

[TheBid9]

Will there be the Celestial Afterlife Dancers???

[Mike at A+]

Will they have valet parking for the car bombs?

[cj's dad]

The theme song for this bar should be "Allah wanna do is make love to you"

[DJofSD]

Should lend a whole new slant to beheading.

[TheBid9]

The cigarette machine only dispenses Camels!

[skate]

perfect Phallus symbol built into the hood

[TheBid9]

Every woman pays a "full cover charge"!

[TheBid9]

Every Saturday night they have a "Wet Burka Contest"

[andymays]

Letterman and Leno would be envious of the talent here. :ThmbUp:

[BlueShoe]

Because alcohol is forbidden to Muslims, the bar will only serve Fruit Juice.

[DJofSD]

Who's getting the concession for foot washers?

[BlueShoe]

Who's getting the concession for foot washers?
And the one for the Vaseline.

[cj's dad]

I'm bidding on the Deoderant stand !!

Never mind - I'll probably go broke.

[Hanover1]

Ya reckon you can get whipped 200 times without getting shot?

[TheBid9]

Heard they just installed a "beard cleaner" with an automatic flea removal
system!

[JustRalph]

check out the Google Ad that appeared above this thread

[DJofSD]

Two muslems walk into a gay bar....no wait, that's not right.

Two gays walk into a muslem bar...no wait.

How does the damn joke go again?

[ArlJim78]

I've seen many good suggestions for the name of this bar. a couple that I think are really good;

"Outfidels"

or

"Suspicious Packages"
:lol:

[TheBid9]

I've seen many good suggestions for the name of this bar. a couple that I think are really good;

"Outfidels"

or

"Suspicious Packages"
:lol:

Jim,
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

[TheBid9]

When you ask a women there to dance, you ask if she would like to cut a prayer rug!

[Tom]

check out the Google Ad that appeared above this thread

Those girls are really bombshells, Ralphie!

[BlueShoe]

I've seen many good suggestions for the name of this bar.

"Suspicious Packages"
:lol:
Before being allowed to enter the premises all martyrs-to-be will be required to check in their bombs at the front entrance booth.

[JustRalph]

great thread!

[HUSKER55]

for their poster they could use a picture of BO bowing to the shiek. (get the drift?)

[lamboguy]

no wonder why i don't win betting on horses

[TheBid9]

Happy Hour is 9 to 10 P.M...."Every Woman Ignored For Free"

[DJofSD]

If they build it, will Obama visit, you know, a show of support.

[cj's dad]

A favorite song to dance to;

"Sheik, Sheik, Sheik..... Sheik your booty"

[BlueShoe]

If they build it, will Obama visit, you know, a show of support.
Of course he will, and after his visit a large plaque will be placed in a prominent place to commemorate the occasion; "Obama Bowed Here".

[TheBid9]

If they build it, will Obama visit, you know, a show of support.

Not only will he visit, he just took a job as a part time men's room attendant. Said he wanted to be close to where he was leading the country!

[TheBid9]

Not only will he visit, he just took a job as a part time men's room attendant. Said he wanted to be close to where he was leading the country!

Just felt a need to keep this thread alive a little longer, and by the way I just saw pictures of Obama swimming in the Gulf. Is it me or is his hair more shiny and manageable!!!

[BlueShoe]

Just felt a need to keep this thread alive a little longer
Hey, we can be be quite creative on occasion cant we? Some really neat zingers and one liners here.:cool:

[toetoe]

"Is that an IED, or are you just happy to meet me ?"

Has anyone whipped out the chestnut about Muslim seamen all over the place ?

Bring your camel and get in for free, but only on Wednesday night. ;) .

Check out the milk bar/live theatre space, tentatively named The Drama Dairy, of course. [Oh, Mr. Peabody, take it back.]

Free thobe check service. Careful with the thobe check girl, though. She might lose her head at any moment.




Featured opening night entertainment includes:


The comedic stylings of Pete "Pork Chop" Pahlavi;

Andy Abaya (a.k.a. The Godolphin Bard) and Jilbab Thornton in a tale of conversion and reconversion, "Welcome Back, Chador;"

Delta Burqa in a cross-cultural ghetto costume drama, "Bishts and Hose."

[TheBid9]

"Is that an IED, or are you just happy to meet me ?"

Has anyone whipped out the chestnut about Muslim seamen all over the place ?

Bring your camel and get in for free, but only on Wednesday night. ;) .

Check out the milk bar/live theatre space, tentatively named The Drama Dairy, of course. [Oh, Mr. Peabody, take it back.]

Free thobe check service. Careful with the thobe check girl, though. She might lose her head at any moment.




Featured opening night entertainment includes:


The comedic stylings of Pete "Pork Chop" Pahlavi;

Andy Abaya (a.k.a. The Godolphin Bard) and Jilbab Thornton in a tale of conversion and reconversion, "Welcome Back, Chador;"

Delta Burqa in a cross-cultural ghetto costume drama, "Bishts and Hose."


Toe,
YOU ARE SMOKIN'!!!

[toetoe]

They're not testin' fer anything, are they ? :eek:

[HUSKER55]

You could have a wet t-shirt night for the lesbians.

tell the guys at the mosque that their prayers have been answered and their 72 virgins are next door

I think that would qualify as a Kodak moment

[andymays]

Rep. Pelosi calls for investigation of WTC mosque opposition

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2010/aug/17/audio-rep-pelosi-calls-investigation-wtc-mosque-op/

[DJofSD]

The insanity of the left is mind numbing. As I heard recently, liberals are like an autoimmune disease.

[Tom]

Rep. Pelosi calls for investigation of WTC mosque opposition

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2010/aug/17/audio-rep-pelosi-calls-investigation-wtc-mosque-op/

She can start with Dingy Harry and Howard Screamin' Dean. :lol:

She is living up the the name Nazi Pelosi.

[PaceAdvantage]

Rep. Pelosi calls for investigation of WTC mosque opposition

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2010/aug/17/audio-rep-pelosi-calls-investigation-wtc-mosque-op/America really needs to make a concerted effort to remove her from any and all seats of power.

[DJofSD]

You mean California and San Francisco's 8th Congressional District. Good luck with that.

[formula_2002]

WTC Was Influenced by Islamic ArchitectureUpdated:
http://www.aolnews.com/article/world-trade-center-was-influenced-by-islamic-architecture/19602682

YOU JUST DONT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!
SOME DAY WE'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT.

[PaceAdvantage]

Ahhhh...our media (once again) going to great lengths to show how the will of the people must be ignored at all costs....

This time with a story on some obscure references to Islam in the architecture of the WTC....

What's next? Because of these Isalmic stylings in the WTC, perhaps we should simply declare Ground Zero an Islamic Holy Place and forbid entrance to the area to all non-believers.

[pandy]

I thought simply putting a synagogue next to it would do the trick.

[formula_2002]

I WAS CURIOUS, SO I LOOKED

http://islam.about.com/blvictims.htm

[HUSKER55]

thanks for the link

[formula_2002]

WTC Was Influenced by Islamic ArchitectureUpdated:
http://www.aolnews.com/article/world-trade-center-was-influenced-by-islamic-architecture/19602682

YOU JUST DONT MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!
SOME DAY WE'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT.

the towers of the Brooklyn Bridge are described as "gothic"
"The architectural style is Gothic, with characteristic pointed arches above the passageways through the stone towers"

http://www.nyc-architecture.com/BRI/BRI001-BrooklynBridge.htm
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=gothic+arch&FORM=IGRE1#focal=f94f0341aeb5362beb6693af62247e3c&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia %2Fcommons%2Fd%2Fd2%2FGothic_arch_-_Cathedral_of_Maribor.jpg

next;
origion and history of the pointed arch.. stay tuned

[formula_2002]

appears the pointed arch is also called "Gothic"

...pointed (Gothic) arch were used as solutions to the problem of building a very tall structure

http://www.answers.com/topic/gothic-architecture-1

[hcap]

http://www.salon.com/ent/comics/this_modern_world/2010/08/24/this_modern_world/story.jpg

[hcap]

http://firedoglake.com/2010/08/24/early-morning-swim-the-daily-show-exposes-the-fox-news-connection-to-radical-islam/

The Daily Show Exposes the Fox News Connection to Radical Islam!

[HUSKER55]

the muslims have already said 911 had nothing to do with their decision.

that is a polite " f#&* you" in those circles.

It shows no respect at all for those who got hurt

which means they have no respect for this country

they said so on TV

eygpt has banned the muslim brotherhood (google it)

muslim is not a religion. it is a political doctrine.

how else would that get by the UN without so much as a whimper

[toetoe]

http://firedoglake.com/2010/08/24/early-morning-swim-the-daily-show-exposes-the-fox-news-connection-to-radical-islam/

The Daily Show Exposes the Fox News Connection to Radical Islam!




I have never seen it, but from what I hear, this is the strongest source you could ever cite. Bravissimo, Strong Man with Strange Girlie Face !!! :ThmbUp:

[hcap]

Iman +Saudi money man=terrorist Islamic center
Rupert Murdoch+Saudi money man=terrorist NewsCorp

Qed

[DJofSD]

Maybe we can get this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1305928/Wendy-Lewis-urinated-war-memorial-arrested-3-days-fleeing-court.html) women to come over and inaugurate the mosque.

[bigmack]

Iman +Saudi money man=terrorist Islamic center
Rupert Murdoch+Saudi money man=terrorist NewsCorp
That's clever. So buying stock in a publicly traded company, like he has with CitiBank, AOL, Apple, MCI, Motorola, Four Seasons, Plaza Hotel, Monte Carlo, Disney, NewsCorp & all the others is the same as privately funding an endeavor?

Sounds more like Al-Waleed knows a good investment when he see's it. Can you imagine him buying stock in NBC, that would be money down the drain.