You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

[cj's dad]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.







--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.







--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.






--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.





--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.





--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !





--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.





--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.





--David Letterman

[surfdog89]

Thanks for the funny one liners.......... sad but true

[PhantomOnTour]

These are actually pretty funny...not bad. I like the McD's one the best.

[jballscalls]

i thought there were going to be comedians telling the joke, and the first name i see is Jay Leno LOL i think he's just pissed cause he bombed badly at some dinner where Obama told funnier jokes than him.

thanks for posting. the tv hosts will go with what gets them ratings. if obamas aproval ratings were high, they probably wouldn't make fun of him. now that a majority dont like him, they gotta go th eother way!

[Dave Schwartz]

JB,

If you don't laugh, you'll have to cry.


Dave