Al Gore,,,,,taking after the old Boss...

[JustRalph]

Now the Truth comes out.......... Al Gore was doing some Global Warming of his own and Tipper put the kibosh on the marriage

http://www.starmagazine.com/al_gore_laurie_david_affair/news/16986

Larry David is not finding it funny either............ :lol:

http://www.starmagazine.com/media/originals/GORE_DAVIDS.jpg

[ArlJim78]

when they announced the Gore break-up and went out of their way to say that it was amicable and that there was no affair, you just knew it was only a matter of time until the affair was uncovered.

[PhantomOnTour]

Star magazine? They also had on that page a story of how Brad Pitt and Aniston are back together again...behind Angelina's back!!! WHAT!? NOOOO HUH!? Oooooooh, how juicy.....

[ArlJim78]

looks like it is an inconvenient truth that Gore couldn't curb his enthusiam.

[PhantomOnTour]

looks like it is an inconvienient truth that Gore couldn't curb his enthusiam.
Nice one :lol:

[Grits]

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers," an insider tells Star. "It couldn’t be avoided."

Odd . . . . it never can be.:lol:

Hope they've not been texting and emailing one another like the trollop in Argentina and the governor one state south, who among other things, probably texted with his penis. :faint:

[Rookies]

Just on the sex scale:

Of the 4, David's wife, with that nice rack, is waaaay out in front in this B&C&T&A four-sum. ;)

Gore looks like Spock on steroids, David- like the smarmy twerp that he be and Tipper... well like a 60 year old !

[GaryG]

Al has been afflicted with Dunlap's disease for some time. Apparently doesn't interfere with his performance.

Dunlap's disease: A condition where the stomach has done lapped over the belt.

[JustRalph]

looks like it is an inconvenient truth that Gore couldn't curb his enthusiam.

works for me :lol: :lol:

[cj's dad]

Somewhat appropriate that this is being discussed on the INTERNET

[ArlJim78]

Larry David's ex-wife Laura came out swinging at a Star Magazine report that she trysted with former VP and fellow environmental activist Al Gore.

"The story is completely untrue," David told (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/15/laurie-david-al-gore-affa_n_613211.html) the Huffington Post. "It's a total fabrication. I adore both Al and Tipper. I look at them both as family. And I have happily been in a serious relationship since my divorce."

[lsbets]

If a sex tape surfaces and anyone here sees it, please, please I beg you in the name of all that is holy - do not post a link to it. Thank you.

[JustRalph]

Somewhat appropriate that this is being discussed on the INTERNET

you're on fire tonight!! :lol: :lol:

[Tom]

H8e2liqoDok&feature=related

[newtothegame]

Accuser: Gore Demanded 'Sexual Behaviors'



Published June 24, 2010

| NewsCore

The massage therapist at the center of sex assault allegations against Al Gore told police of her terror as the former vice president mauled her in a Portland hotel room, it emerged late Wednesday.

A copy of her lengthy police statement on the 2006 ordeal was obtained by Oregon media websites including KVAL.com and The Portland Mercury's Blogtown.

In it, the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that "went on a bit long," then quipped "call me Al." Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name "Mr Stone."

Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors -- the inner thigh muscles -- as well as his back and other areas.

While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore "became vocal" with "muffled moans" and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/


LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[so.cal.fan]

Headline on Drudge this morning!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[andymays]

Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?" - June 24, 2010

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html

Excerpt:

Masseuse's claims read like R-rated vice presidential fan fiction

JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia. Excerpts from the Portland Police Bureau transcript of the 2009 interview can be found on the following pages.

[Tom]

I just that story on the news.
Poor old Al......is this another Inconvenient Truth? :lol:

[Steve 'StatMan']

But I'm Al Gore! I'm saving The Planet! Where's 'The Love!'

Actually, I'll wait inside for this story & legal issues to come out before I believe this is really true. If I can do that for Ben Rothlisberger, I can do it for Al Gore.

[bigmack]

PORTLAND, Ore. (CBS/AP) Al Gore learned Wednesday that he won't be facing charges of sexual harassment stemming from a claim by a masseuse that he tried to initiate "unwanted sexual contact" with her in October of 2006 while staying in a downtown Portland hotel reportedly under the pseudonym "Mr. Stone."

In a transcript of the initial interview released by police, the massage therapist said she was doing requested abdominal work on Gore. She claimed he started to moan, demanded she go lower, and later grabbed her hand and shoved it toward his pubic area.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20008704-504083.html

Hi, you can me Mr. Stone or you can call me Al. Would you rub my tummy? No, lower.
(Aww, heis smooth)

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Elvis+Costello:Alison:33572:s1497354.13632584 .3821206.1.2.163%2Cstd_764b3bdb47b54ffb9d346a94937 97d76
Elvis Costello - Al Stone

[toetoe]

Maybe he needs a warning label on his back ?



"Beware all ye who touch hereupon."

[toetoe]

Reportedly, Mr. Gore got a bit "crotchety." :eek: .

[Steve 'StatMan']

Rub lower and you'll find out why my nickname is Mr. Stone.

[Bettowin]

Being the tree hugger he is Al apparently whispered in her ear, "Me so thorny".

[bigmack]

Being the tree hugger he is Al apparently whispered in her ear, "Me so thorny".
http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpirhorns.wav

[toetoe]

http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpirhorns.wav

:lol: .



Mah cup runneth over, darlin'. Kin ah feel yore pain ?

[bigmack]

Mah cup runneth over, darlin'. Kin ah feel yore pain ?
His cup o' Grand Marnier spilled on her black slacks? :eek:

Tipsy, handsy predator. :D

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/6_24_10_15_01_25.png

http://www.cortlandtwines.com/shop/media/catalog/product/thumbs/490.jpg
Grand Marnier Envy?

[toetoe]

Maybe he wanted to tip her gore. Eeyew, eeyew !!! :eek: .

[ArlJim78]

" ah want to see what's in yore lockbox darlin"

[Tom]

I wonder is his ice caps melted?

[Mike at A+]

But honey, I have a Nobel Prize ...

[andymays]

Enquirer not letting go of this Al Gore massage story;

Update : Portland police to re-open case

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/06/30/enquirer-not-letting-go-of-this-al-gore-massage-story/

[Canadian]

What a loser this guy is.

[JustRalph]

Gore has a much bigger problem now

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Portland-police-reopen-Gore-alleged-sex-abuse-case-97534739.html

[Tom]

They might put him in a locked box. :D

[ArlJim78]

She supposedly has some slacks with DNA evidence on them.:eek:

[JustRalph]

They might put him in a locked box. :D

nice!!! :lol:

[PaceAdvantage]

This is the funniest and saddest line I have read in quite some time...from Washington Examiner article:

Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming." http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Sex-complaint-against-Gore-is-detailed_-credible-97329474.html#ixzz0saJeNPt7

Can that actually be true? Are there people out there who think if Gore goes down, the world is going to be destroyed by global warming?

Please, sometime tell me this is some sort of sick joke. There can't actually be people in this world who think the only thing stopping us from global warming annihilation is one Albert "Groper" Gore?

[bigmack]

What is Al doing these days after the big de-bunk-a-roo?

Can't come out and answer questions like he once could.

Probably layin' low 'til they can find more 'reliable' data. :rolleyes:

UA9ne7ywWBc

[newtothegame]

Well it would stand to reason that if Gore goes away, so does his myth (imho) of global warming lol

[Tom]

Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her "to just suck it up;

That's exactly what Al told her to do, too!:eek:

[JustRalph]

That's exactly what Al told her to do, too!:eek:

you're awful.............. :lol:

[andymays]

AL GORE SEX SCANDAL SHOCKER POLICE INVESTIGATE TWO MORE
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/69024?cid=RSS

Excerpt:

The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police
have investigated charges from TWO MORE WOMEN who claimed they were abused by former VP AL GORE!

The allegations come hot on the heels of an ongoing Portland, Ore., police investigation that reopened after The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed accusations by a licensed massage therapist who says Gore groped her in 2006.

The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.

[BlueShoe]

That's exactly what Al told her to do, too!:eek:
Didnt Bill say the same thing to Monica?

[TJDave]

The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.

Were the therapists from Mars, or Venus? :rolleyes:

[bigmack]

Were the therapists from Mars, or Venus? :rolleyes:
The same planet John Edwards is from. How does Uranus work for you?

[andymays]

The same planet John Edwards is from. How does Uranus work for you?
:lol: You'e killing Me! :lol: :ThmbUp:

[hcap]

Time to stir the pot again guys. This one is a dud.


The district attorney in Portland, Ore., announced today that he will not pursue charges against former Vice President Al Gore stemming from allegations of sexual assault.

From local TV station KOIN:

"After evaluating the materials submitted by PPB I have concluded that I agree with the assessment that a sustainable criminal case does not exist," said District Attorney Michael D. Schrunk, in a statement.

The case was submitted on July 27 for a review of possible criminal charges against Gore stemming from an incident alleged to have occurred during Gore's visit to Portland in October of 2006.

[toetoe]

I agree that no one had a shred of evidence against Ol' Blood 'n' Guts Gore, but it was kind of fun imagining what went on.

What was the term ? "A crazed poodle," er sump'm ? :D .

[hcap]

Now if only you guys admitted the same on the other 24/7/365 anti-lib/anti-Obama/threads on filling off topic.

BTW, I admit bush was a few IQ points above a rutabaga.Approaching lettuce status.

[bigmack]

What was the term ? "A crazed poodle," er sump'm ? :D .
And Bingo was his namo.

Nevah evahmind the AQZ'r; one, Molly Haggerty, (with a strange resemblance to an unbearded Dan, not to be confused with an unbearded clam) stands, er kneels, by her story of his want for a happy portending ending.

Testimonials from other 'squeeze plays' of Molly's reveal more sad than happy closures while future inquiries for Mol's services are encouraged to ax for 'The Hag Special' to keep things undahcovah. :eek:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/7_30_10_18_20_33.jpg http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/imagen_dan_haggerty_0102_0.jpg

[PaceAdvantage]

What a shock. If this were a conservative fellow being accused, like Dick Cheney, I can only imagine the number of threads and posts screaming about all sorts of conspiracy theories and a total lack of justice...blah blah blah blah blah...

But hcap rants on about how this is a 24/7/365 anti-Obama fest...funny, it was a 24/7/365 anti-Bush fest from 2001-2009 and you didn't seem to mind at all...

Now it's a problem all of a sudden... :lol:

[JustRalph]

not too many cases that can be prosecuted 4 yrs after the fact

I guess those other two touchy feely ladies were lying too........ :lol:

[hcap]

But hcap rants on about how this is a 24/7/365 anti-Obama fest...funny, it was a 24/7/365 anti-Bush fest from 2001-2009 and you didn't seem to mind at all...

Now it's a problem all of a sudden... :lol:We have had this discussion before. Anti-bush never rose to this level of vitriol and frequency.

Btw, I didn't join until late 2002

[skate]

those Liberal Courts have been ignorting (as in snort/Ignore...for the ladies) this behavior, for years.


Now they have their titty in the ring.her. yeppers.;)

[PaceAdvantage]

We have had this discussion before. Anti-bush never rose to this level of vitriol and frequency.I disagree. Being you've been here since 2002, it's amazing that you can state this with such apparent conviction.

[jballscalls]

What a shock. If this were a conservative fellow being accused, like Dick Cheney, I can only imagine the number of threads and posts screaming about all sorts of conspiracy theories and a total lack of justice...blah blah blah blah blah...

But hcap rants on about how this is a 24/7/365 anti-Obama fest...funny, it was a 24/7/365 anti-Bush fest from 2001-2009 and you didn't seem to mind at all...

Now it's a problem all of a sudden... :lol:

Of course, it's all about who's team your on. when/if a republican wins in 2012, i'm sure when that guy starts screwing up, it will go back to a 24/7/365 anti republican threads.