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andymays
06-01-2010, 12:40 PM
http://www.wreg.com/news/sns-ap-tn--gore-separation,0,7703509.story

Excerpt:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after 40 years of marriage.

According to an e-mailed statement obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, the Gores said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."
Robert Goren
06-01-2010, 12:41 PM
Who cares?;)
andymays
06-01-2010, 12:42 PM
Who cares?;)


The Divorce Attorneys. ;)
boxcar
06-01-2010, 12:42 PM
http://www.wreg.com/news/sns-ap-tn--gore-separation,0,7703509.story

Excerpt:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after 40 years of marriage.

According to an e-mailed statement obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, the Gores said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

I wonder if that has had a err....chilling effect on the household. If so, what will this do to Gore's pet theory of man-made global warming? :rolleyes:

Boxcar
andymays
06-01-2010, 12:50 PM
I wonder if that has had a err....chilling effect on the household. If so, what will this do to Gore's pet theory of man-made global warming? :rolleyes:

Boxcar


I hope the National Enquirer is on this one.
RaceBookJoe
06-01-2010, 01:05 PM
At least we should get another good movie out of this. :rolleyes: rbj
DJofSD
06-01-2010, 01:22 PM
He'll pay her off with carbon credits.
ArlJim78
06-01-2010, 04:42 PM
I wonder why he just purchased that palatial mansion in California? Expensive batchelor pad?
DJofSD
06-01-2010, 05:11 PM
In the land of fruits and nuts, I figured it was to establish residency and run for office.
Tom
06-01-2010, 05:20 PM
Who gets the internet?
DJofSD
06-01-2010, 05:30 PM
Who gets the internet?
They'll split it 50-50: she gets the even bits, him the odd.
jballscalls
06-01-2010, 06:02 PM
turns out divorce is bad for the environment

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071203190625.htm
JustRalph
06-01-2010, 06:44 PM
They'll split it 50-50: she gets the even bits, him the odd.

I am betting there is a "2" floating around somewhere......gumming up the works.......
kenwoodall2
06-01-2010, 07:40 PM
Tipper found green footprints where they were not supposed to be!LOL!!
cj's dad
06-01-2010, 08:10 PM
How do you marry a girl named "Tipper" anyway ???
Tom
06-01-2010, 09:38 PM
He thought she was a STripper! :lol:
bigmack
06-01-2010, 10:28 PM
Some Etch-A-Sketch nerd on NPR said their playful antics on the campaign trail brought vitality to the country.

I was thinking more of upchucking.

http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c0533797f8b9a3c3bdf0000/gore-kiss.jpg
Valuist
06-01-2010, 10:30 PM
Apparently global warming wasn't taking place in their bedroom.
boxcar
06-01-2010, 10:45 PM
Apparently global warming wasn't taking place in their bedroom.

With the fancy digs they live in, they should have moved their love-making activities outdoors to feel the natural warmth of the sun. Who know? It might have saved their marriage. And this is the whackjob who wants to save the planet but can't save his marriage! :rolleyes:

Boxcar
ArlJim78
06-01-2010, 11:13 PM
It's a toss-up which kiss was freakier and more phony, the Algore/Tipper convention kiss or the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley awards show kiss.
JustRalph
06-02-2010, 12:30 AM
It's a toss-up which kiss was freakier and more phony, the Algore/Tipper convention kiss or the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley awards show kiss.

Wow! You hit the nail on the head there. :lol: :lol:

It was the only time in my life I was glad Elvis was dead............so he couldn't see that charade...........
johnhannibalsmith
06-02-2010, 01:01 AM
How do you marry a girl named "Tipper" anyway ???

How do you marry a girl named "Al" anyway?
Steve 'StatMan'
06-02-2010, 12:33 PM
How do you marry a girl named "Tipper" anyway ???

Tipper Over might be interesting.
DJofSD
06-02-2010, 12:38 PM
Tipper Over might be interesting.
Naw -- sounds too much like what drunk cowboys try to do.
Steve 'StatMan'
06-02-2010, 12:42 PM
Naw -- sounds too much like what drunk cowboys try to do.

Ooooh that's true!

Still better than what I used to be married to - Justine A'Bluemoon.
JustRalph
06-02-2010, 01:28 PM
CBS news actually blamed George Bush for them separating in the newscast last night............. :bang: :bang:
wes
06-02-2010, 01:33 PM
http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/cbs-blames-al-gores-failed-marriage-on-george-w-bush/

Here is the web site.

wes
BlueShoe
06-02-2010, 01:47 PM
Does he get to keep his private jet? The one he flies around in saving the environment?
rastajenk
06-02-2010, 01:52 PM
Maybe it was his breath.

http://serenitythruhaiku.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/759-al-gore-fire.jpg
Steve 'StatMan'
06-02-2010, 01:52 PM
I've made jokes, but I am sad for them, but glad it is a mutual decision and hopefully goes in a classy/friendly way.
bks
06-02-2010, 02:04 PM
CBS news actually blamed George Bush for them separating in the newscast last night.............

That's ridiculous. It's clearly Ralph Nader's fault.
BlueShoe
06-02-2010, 04:16 PM
That's ridiculous. It's clearly Ralph Nader's fault.
No, Nixon did it, because he was president when they got married.
Valuist
06-02-2010, 09:21 PM
Al Gore invented divorce.
DJofSD
06-03-2010, 12:50 AM
Hell, I could have sworn that was Tammy Wynette.