The Shoe Bomber would be proud

[JustRalph]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0419102vib1.html

Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator
California Highway Patrol: Man was wired for pleasure, not terror

APRIL 19--A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up "a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch" in his pants pocket. "The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject's anus,"

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[ArlJim78]

gives new meaning to the expression "fire in the hole"

[boxcar]

The Left will try really hard to tie this nutjob to the TP movement. If they do, BO will declare that America is in another crisis.

Boxcar

[PaceAdvantage]

Talk about a buzz kill....[insert rim shot here...on second thought, hold the rim shot... :lol: ]

[Rookies]

The Left will try really hard to tie this nutjob to the TP movement.

Boxcar

Buzzcar ;) , isn't that the loon from Texas that can't spell his sign properly ? Naw, that's not it. He's Senator Bathroom Crawler from I'm-a-hoe ! :lol:

How do you find these Mad Men , Ralphie ? :rolleyes:

[bigmack]

Knew a woman for a spell. She was big on wearing the gizmo below when we'd go to dinner/dancing. I held the remote and played "Buzby Berkeley" willy-nilly. She took the remote from me once for my lack of attention to buzzing.

Women, what are ya gonna with 'em?

The dude abides.

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[horses4courses]

Apologies for the pun, but this time I'm the one in shock....

Been mulling over this story for hours now, since JustRalph posted it.

My problem: THIS WENT DOWN IN MY HOMETOWN!!!

Most troubling of all, it's only hitting the local paper here today, 2 weeks after it happened. Creating quite a stir, as you might expect.
Story goes into the local paper (online version) without the subject's name, or a photo. I posted the link to smokinggun.com - inquiring minds want to know!

He was booked into County Jail on April 7th for having a controlled substance.
I could have waved to the scumbag a few times, as I run track within a stone's throw of there several times a week.
Hopefully, he has moved on. Not the type of resident we're looking for!

I need to touch base with my local FBI friend on this one.

Thanks for the heads up!

[Tom]

Most severe case of hemorrhoids I've ever heard of!
He had to BLAST!:eek: