Too bizarre ...

[hazzardm]

Felon accused of running animal-sex farm in Whatcom County
A convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer appeared before a federal magistrate on Friday after his arrest for allegedly operating a rural Whatcom County business that catered to people who want to have sex with animals.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011623988_animalabuse17m.html

[ArlJim78]

boy this guy is a real jack-of-all-trades.

"Douglas Spink, 39, a one-time dot.com millionaire, convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer, was quietly living on rural property south of Sumas when he connected with James Tait, who was in a Tennessee jail on a bestiality charge."

[hazzardm]

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

[Greyfox]

Felon accused of running animal-sex farm in Whatcom County
A convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer appeared before a federal magistrate on Friday after his arrest for allegedly operating a rural Whatcom County business that catered to people who want to have sex with animals.



The police found out after one of the pigs squeeled.:rolleyes:

[johnhannibalsmith]

...business that catered to people who want to have sex with animals.


Are we sure that we want to scale back our nuclear weapons?

[boxcar]

I'm sure Zilly will tell us that "science" has isolated the bestiality gene, so those participants were only doin' what came natural to 'em. :rolleyes:

Boxcar

[Tom]

Was it consensual?

[Overlay]

Song lyrics / titles overheard at the farm (courtesy of Pinkard and Bowden):

Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no other Hereford

If I had a heifer,
I’d have her in the morning
I’d have her in the evening
All over my land

The old gray mare she ain’t what she used to be

This lamb is your lamb
This lamb is my lamb
This lamb was made for you and me

Irresistible Ewe

(I’ll add more as I recall them.)

[Tom]

It was cold that night, so he slipped into a nice warm jersey.

[Greyfox]

It was cold that night, so he slipped into a nice warm jersey.

The next day that story was reported in the farm's local moospaper by reporter Simon Cowell.

[Overlay]

Song lyrics / titles overheard at the farm (courtesy of Pinkard and Bowden):

Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no other Hereford

If I had a heifer,
I’d have her in the morning
I’d have her in the evening
All over my land

The old gray mare she ain’t what she used to be

This lamb is your lamb
This lamb is my lamb
This lamb was made for you and me

Irresistible Ewe

(I’ll add more as I recall them.)

I knew I'd left one out:

You've Got to Kiss an Angus Good Morning

[skate]

i've often wondered about the people that just refuse "what comes naturally".


what with all the "chics-of-theday" running around , even have tatoos with directions, why in hell would anyone provide themselves with a motive to lay down with an animal.


kind of reminds me of the 'Moonbeams' that revolve without common sense, around our media outlets.

ALSO also also,this can apply to those that listen to the likes...of...

[Tom]

I knew I'd left one out:

You've Got to Kiss an Angus Good Morning


Good stuff....got any udder ones?

[chickenhead]

Can just imagine this guy at his class reunion

"Hey Spinkster, what you been up to?"

"Uh you know, just been working a bunch of odd jobs."

"Like a handy man you mean?"

"No, I mean like -- drug smuggler, dot com millionaire, horse trainer, barnyard pimp. Stuff like that"