JustRalph
04-17-2010, 06:31 PM
From the DailyExaminerCaller website
Bill Clinton has been calling his travel agent all morning trying to find a flight to Europe. Finally gets through..........
Bill: I have to get to Europe asap
Long pause: Clinton exclaims:
Bill : no flights..........?? Can I take a ship?
Travel Agent on other end: No ships either.....
Bill: No ships either ? What the hell am I gonna do???!!!
Travel Agent: Sir what is the hurry? they are in a crisis in Europe right now.
Clinton looks around, covers phone,,,,,,,mumbles into phone quietly ........
Travel Agent: Mr Clinton...... you can relax.......you must have read the headline wrong........... "It's ASH that is falling all over Europe"
CLICK!!!
Bill Clinton has been calling his travel agent all morning trying to find a flight to Europe. Finally gets through..........
Bill: I have to get to Europe asap
Long pause: Clinton exclaims:
Bill : no flights..........?? Can I take a ship?
Travel Agent on other end: No ships either.....
Bill: No ships either ? What the hell am I gonna do???!!!
Travel Agent: Sir what is the hurry? they are in a crisis in Europe right now.
Clinton looks around, covers phone,,,,,,,mumbles into phone quietly ........
Travel Agent: Mr Clinton...... you can relax.......you must have read the headline wrong........... "It's ASH that is falling all over Europe"
CLICK!!!