Tom
04-08-2010, 02:38 PM
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Ms. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, word of my deed will spread throughout the land and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her.
The Pope leaned towards Ms. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, word of my deed will spread throughout the land and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her.