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sonnyp
02-19-2010, 12:59 PM
am i the only one that thinks this whole tiger woods, politically correct circus is an absolute joke ?

what in the world is so shocking about a young, handsome, successful and filthy rich guy having women throw themselves at his feet and his indulgence ?

now he's a SEX ADDICT in need of rehab ???? i know an awful lot of potential sex addicts who would need rehab if they were ever in his position.

how about the corporations that fought to back him when he showed up and then couldn't wait to bail when he showed a sign of being human ?

this is really some bulls_ _t world we've evolved into. does anybody really buy any of this crap ?

Quagmire
02-19-2010, 01:10 PM
Babe Ruth, Jim Brown and Wilt Chamberlin made Tiger look like an amateur.

sonnyp
02-19-2010, 01:11 PM
administrator,
please delete this. there's a thread already started. sorry!

BlueShoe
02-19-2010, 01:51 PM
Babe Ruth, Jim Brown and Wilt Chamberlin made Tiger look like an amateur.
And all of their supposed conquests were wildly exaggerated. In Wilts case, he misplaced the decimal point by two places, and even that is being generous.

Quagmire
02-19-2010, 02:26 PM
As are Tigers.

johnhannibalsmith
02-19-2010, 02:33 PM
You want to know how to effectively cure this clown of his sex addiction? It'll work for that other guy from ESPN or whatever too, in fact, it would work for 99% of all celebrity "sex addicts".

Take away their money and their credentials.

Give these guys a '99 Accord, a studio apartment, and a job at Best Buy and they'd ALL be pleading with fat girls on match.com for a second chance.

It's the friggin' women that need to be treated.

Tom
02-19-2010, 03:28 PM
Tiger is a good putter, but can't control his wood.

Greyfox
02-19-2010, 04:02 PM
Tiger is a good putter, but can't control his wood.

"So many holes to play, so little time."

Greyfox
02-19-2010, 04:09 PM
Can you believe everything you read?

http://guestofaguest.com/celebrities/warren-beattys-sex-life-a-mathematical-analysis/

"A new biography of Warren Beatty is claiming the actor has slept with 12,775 women in his lifetime, including Joan Collins, Madonna (http://guestofaguest.com/directory/madonna/), and, (ew), Janice Dickinson (http://guestofaguest.com/directory/janice-dickinson/). Because the author of the book claims he arrived at this figure after doing some "simple arithmetic", we decided to do a little arithmetic ourselves…-
Warren Beatty was born in 1937. This means he is 73 years old. According to the book, Beatty lost his virginity at 20. That leaves 53 years, but, for the sake of people with grandparents everywhere, let's go ahead and assume he stopped having sex after he turned 70. This leaves him with 50 years of being sexually active.

If the book is to be believed (and Beatty is saying it isn't), Beatty would have had to sleep with around 255 different women a year, for 50 years. There are 18,262 days in 50 years (including leap years), which means he would have had to sleep with someone new every 1.4 days. Or every 34 hours.

Suppose that Beatty has been faithful to Annette Benning during his 18 year marriage. That gives him 35 years to squeeze in 12,774 women, at roughly 364 a year.

Let's imagine that 1 out of every 3 sexual encounters was a threesome. This means that Beatty would have slept with 4,258 people during threesomes. And 8,516 women he slept with during single partner encounters."

BlueShoe
02-19-2010, 04:44 PM
"A new biography of Warren Beatty is claiming the actor has slept with 12,775 women in his lifetime, including Joan Collins, Madonna (http://guestofaguest.com/directory/madonna/), and, (ew), Janice Dickinson (http://guestofaguest.com/directory/janice-dickinson/)."
See my above remark about Wilt, it would also apply to Beatty. What monstrous egos these celebs have. Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 20,000 different women in his lifetime, and he died young. 200 perhaps we can believe, and again moving the decimal a couple of places, 127 for Beatty. Even these numbers seem inflated. If these celebs ran up such scores as they claim, they would have had dozens, and perhaps hundreds, of out of wedlock children, with constant well publicized paternity suits. Also stds would have been a sure thing, (ask Magic about that). And just when would these guys have had time to work, attend to personal business, spend time with family and friends, etc. As GF pointed out while crunching a few numbers, the lover boys would have had to spend almost every waking hour either in the sack or pursuing new conquests.

boxcar
02-19-2010, 07:04 PM
See my above remark about Wilt, it would also apply to Beatty. What monstrous egos these celebs have. Chamberlain claimed to have slept with 20,000 different women in his lifetime, and he died young. 200 perhaps we can believe, and again moving the decimal a couple of places, 127 for Beatty. Even these numbers seem inflated. If these celebs ran up such scores as they claim, they would have had dozens, and perhaps hundreds, of out of wedlock children, with constant well publicized paternity suits. Also stds would have been a sure thing, (ask Magic about that). And just when would these guys have had time to work, attend to personal business, spend time with family and friends, etc. As GF pointed out while crunching a few numbers, the lover boys would have had to spend almost every waking hour either in the sack or pursuing new conquests.

Maybe they were all shooting blanks. :rolleyes:

Boxcar

Robert Goren
02-19-2010, 09:17 PM
Carly Simon wrote a song about him, "Your So Vain" It could be about Tiger too, if it hadn't been written before he was born.

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