Caption Contest: If Looks Could Kill.......

[JustRalph]

Caption it

[JustRalph]

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[Greyfox]

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"Listen Bar...your body guards are reporting that you cheat at golf.
Sure you want to be like Tiger Woods....but golf is a game of honesty...
if you can't be honest at golf, who knows where you'd cheat..."

[Greyfox]

Caption it

"Listen Bar....don't take that wedgie I gave you so serious..."

[DJofSD]

"Kiss me, you fool."

[Robert Goren]

Stop staring at Sarah Palin. It isn't polite.

[Greyfox]

"Bad news Bar....that mid-wife in Kenya wants another payment..."

[illinoisbred]

If you give me the keys,I'll go warm up the car.

[illinoisbred]

I gotta tell ya boss, I'm still pinching myself, how did 2 shmoos like us get here?

[Steve 'StatMan']

"Make them an offer they can't refuse."

[lsbets]

"You're so full of shit Joe. I think the only person left who believes your crap is NJStinks."

[ArlJim78]

"Joe, for crying out loud you're the freakin' vice president, get your hands out of your pockets. I can't take you anywhere"

[Steve 'StatMan']

Honestly Barack. I really thought Swizzle Sticks were made in Switzerland.

[Tom]

"Rush was released. It wasn't a heart attack."
"And.....Beck is back from vacation.
"And, Fox and Time Warner struck a deal."
"Happy New Year, Boss!"

[DJofSD]

"You wanna go double or nothing in the Super Bowl pool?"

[illinoisbred]

Hey boss I got some explosives in my fruit of the looms,lets fire up Air Force 1 and have a real party.

[Tom]

"Mr. President, I can't thank you enough for this great Christmas gift.
These are the nicest underpants I ever wore."

[Steve 'StatMan']

"Relax Barack. Jokes like that are as old as this town itself, they just change the names. Seriously! I didn't piss the words "Obama Sucks" in the snow on the White House lawn, let alone in Michelle's handwriting!"

[Greyfox]

"Listen Bar....Reverend Wright is on the line. He says that he's holding one of your markers and he's calling a promise to him in.... What time do you want to go down there....."

[Steve 'StatMan']

Sorry, no, I don't have any quarters...Oh sorry Sir, I didn't realize it was you.

[illinoisbred]

Brother,can you spare a dime?

[Greyfox]

"C'mon Bar you've been leaning against that wall pouting for an hour now.
Sure my dog punctured your 2 basketballs and sure Janet told Fat Candy that "The system is working." .....

BHO: "Bugger off...that PA message board will get over Janet, but those balls were Nikes signed by Tiger Woods. I loved playing with his balls..."

[illinoisbred]

Honest boss,Barney said there would be girls here.

[Black Ruby]

"Rush was released. It wasn't a heart attack."
"And.....Beck is back from vacation.
"And, Fox and Time Warner struck a deal."
"Happy New Year, Boss!"

Can't have a heart attack if you don't have a heart.

Did Beck have to take a vacation to have his tear glands refilled, or was he back in (a)drug rehab or (b)Alcohol rehab?

Fox, the ultimate in mainstream media. Murdoch owns 175 papers, plus the Foxes and a chunk of DirecTV.

[Steve 'StatMan']

Yes Mr. President, Sir. I will stay on message but without plagarizing your speeches. I've got it now, Sir.

[BELMONT 6-6-09]

Mr president Pelosi wants you to come over and kiss her ___ again!

[illinoisbred]

Joe,next time let me handle the tux rental.

[ArlJim78]

Did Beck have to take a vacation to have his tear glands refilled, or was he back in (a)drug rehab or (b)Alcohol rehab?

did Obama go on vacation so that he could hit the crackpipe again, or smoke some more ganja?

[LottaKash]

BO, to his top general fighting in Afghanistan, "Why aren't you guys using the Nuclear-Hand Grenades that we gave you" ? ....

best,

[Tom]

"We've got trouble, Boss. Someone read the bill."

[LottaKash]

Hey Joe tell me again, who am I supposed to bow down to, in Afghanistan ?

[Steve 'StatMan']

Seriously Mr. President. There is no physical egg on your face. That's just an expression. You can borrow my hanky and check in the men's room yourself if you still don't believe me.

[BELMONT 6-6-09]

Where's the next campaign speech going to be held Bar.

[Snag]

Joe, thanks for your Christmas gift.

Tiger's little black book must have cost you a bundle.

[Greyfox]

"Sorry Barry, I told the Secret Service to sneak us in two late smashers,
not two gate crashers."

[illinoisbred]

Lamont Sanford was a friend of mine, you sir are no Lamont Sanford!

[Tom]

Can't have a heart attack if you don't have a heart.



Off topic.

[Boris]

Joe, you ignorant slut!

[ElKabong]

Don't call me a homo in front of others anymore, Joe. I prefer to call it 'an alternative lifestyle'. Besides, look at Michelle. Who do you think is the male in our relationship, anyway?

[Tom]

It wasn't me, boss.
I didn't do it.
One those two guys that were drinking beer in here, maybe they did it.
I'll open a window.

[illinoisbred]

Don't worry son, Gladys and the other Pip should be here soon.

[MONEY]

The C.I.A. guy just got back from Wal-Mart with the new plunger. So you only gotta hold it in a little longer.

[Greyfox]

"Listen up Joe....when I send you to get two hookers with tits, I don't want you to come back with two bookies with tips."

[DJofSD]

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"There's a really good reason why Amanda Simpson has such a strong handshake."

[PhantomOnTour]

This thread just isnt funny.

[Greyfox]

This thread just isnt funny.

For sure we'd get tomatoes or the hook at Yuk Yuks. But that's the challenge PhantomOnTour surely you can come up with a better caption. Show us that you can.

[spicytomato]

I got something in my pocket for you

wanna just get your hand in there and look for it?

[PhantomOnTour]

I got something in my pocket for you

wanna just get your hand in there and look for it?


NOW we're getting there! Nice one, spicy.

[Tom]

I'm sorry, Boss. That was rude of me. Of course I will pull your finger.

[Dahoss9698]

Biden: Look, we need to get out of here. I think I just sharted.

Obama: Oh Joe....not again.

[Steve 'StatMan']

I'm sorry Barack. I shouldn't have said Hillary would be President if there had been a 2nd legitimate black candidate in the primaries.

[PhantomOnTour]

I'm sorry Barack. I shouldn't have said Hillary would be President if there had been a 2nd legitimate black candidate in the primaries.


So youre saying Barack is legit?

[Steve 'StatMan']

So youre saying Barack is legit?

Well, remember, the fun in this picture is putting imaginary words into Joe Biden's mouth. ;)

[PhantomOnTour]

Well, remember, the fun in this picture is putting imaginary words into Joe Biden's mouth. ;)


My bad.

lemme give this a try:

"Why so serious!?" (Batman quote)

[LottaKash]

Hey Joe, I don't want to do this anymore, it's boring, but I like the bowing part, and all the parties, when you never know who is gonna show up...

[ElKabong]

Joe, I looked for that restaurant you spoke of during the 2008 convention. You know, the one you eat at everyday? Well, I went there and guess what! It's closed, just as the Republican blogs said it was.

I shoulda ran with Palin. Less embarrassment for me

[PhantomOnTour]

Seriously though, Obama looks as if he's thinking, "Really Joe :rolleyes: ."

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Did the mouse fall asleep in his wheel again Joe?

[Robert Goren]

I don't care if Bush did it, I am not holding hands with the Saudi king for 4 hours.

[LottaKash]

Hey Joe, you do believe that I am a U.S. citizen, don't you ?.....

[cj's dad]

Look BO, er I mean Barry, I don't care what the FBI reported,I swear I have never heard of a Pace Advantage website and my handle is not "Boxcar".

[Steve 'StatMan']

On second thought Barack, I guess your right. That joke about you dancing when the Secret Service yelled for you to "Get Down" really was in bad taste.

[Steve 'StatMan']

"Underqualified....There...I said it...you're in though, and I'll still help of course...but seriously...you need to pick it up a couple of notches."

[Steve 'StatMan']

"No, we can't invade Yemen to get rid of or hide your falling approval ratings. That's what we accused Bush & Chaney of doing. We can't do that...we've got to maintain our integrity...WHOO! Can't believe I said THAT with a straight face!"

[Greyfox]

"Jeez Barry...I'm sorry...I didn't know you still believed in Santa Claus...
I didn't know that Michelle continued where you grand parents left off putting his gifts under the tree...me and my big mouth....
....but since I've ruined your day I might as well tell you that there's no Easter Bunny either.....really there isn't......and thinking that you could make changes to Washington's politics....Jeez Barry reality is reality."

[Tom]

"Penn National canceled again."

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"But Boss, did you see Zenyatta come down that stretch?
She's gotta be HOY!"