BlueShoe
12-18-2009, 11:09 PM
1. You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but cannot afford a pair of shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider pork unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles;bullet proof and suicide.
6. You cannot think of anyone you have not declared jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than to set off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think that every man should own at least four.
10. You have always had a crush on your neighbors goat.
2. You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher but cannot afford a pair of shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider pork unclean.
5. You think vests come in two styles;bullet proof and suicide.
6. You cannot think of anyone you have not declared jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than to set off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think that every man should own at least four.
10. You have always had a crush on your neighbors goat.