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NY BRED
12-01-2009, 09:24 PM
should the US Capture any of the Taliban etc, instead of the
the usual torture actions (we are accused of doing), let me
recommend the following alternative:

Simply place these terrorists in front of a 60" plasma and turn up the
volume to TVG especially when Mr. "Ice Cold" Dave Weaver offers
his idiotic picks.....

I am sure the results will be swift and justified:jump: :cool:

plainolebill
12-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Hell, just make them watch TV all day, that ought to soften em' up - or at least kill of any remaining brain cells.

Bochall
12-01-2009, 11:39 PM
TVG=TVJihad!...issue the fatwa!

NY BRED
12-02-2009, 05:11 AM
:lol:

true, true, but I again state the Directors of TVG should really look
to produce a show with commentators who know the game and not
offer insane betting schemes ..

Overlay
12-02-2009, 06:42 AM
should the US Capture any of the Taliban etc, instead of the
the usual torture actions (we are accused of doing), let me
recommend the following alternative:

Simply place these terrorists in front of a 60" plasma and turn up the
volume to TVG especially when Mr. "Ice Cold" Dave Weaver offers
his idiotic picks.....

I am sure the results will be swift and justified:jump: :cool:

It also sounds as if Woody Allen will be able to update the following bit of dialogue for his remake (or Broadway production) of Bananas. (Sorry, I couldn't find a video clip.):

"We captured this rebel soldier, Excellency."

"Has he given us any information about when they plan to strike?"

"Not yet, but he will when our men get through working him over. We keep playing to him the entire score of Naughty Marietta. lt will make him talk."

"Oh, please! No more! I can't stand operetta! Please!"

"Talk and we'll stop the phonograph."

"l'll talk! l'll talk! But please turn it off! Please!"

NY BRED
12-04-2009, 05:54 AM
aND THE BEAT GOES ON:lol:


It also sounds as if Woody Allen will be able to update the following bit of dialogue for his remake (or Broadway production) of Bananas. (Sorry, I couldn't find a video clip.):

"We captured this rebel soldier, Excellency."

"Has he given us any information about when they plan to strike?"

"Not yet, but he will when our men get through working him over. We keep playing to him the entire score of Naughty Marietta. lt will make him talk."

"Oh, please! No more! I can't stand operetta! Please!"

"Talk and we'll stop the phonograph."

"l'll talk! l'll talk! But please turn it off! Please!"

onefast99
12-04-2009, 09:38 AM
Did Nancy have her front teeth fixed? She looks a lot better recently.

sandpit
12-04-2009, 02:33 PM
Did Nancy have her front teeth fixed? She looks a lot better recently.

she had something fixed, but it was a little lower on her anatomy.