Tiger Woods Reported In Serious Condition After Auto Accident

[andymays]

Tiger Wood gets in an accident and was seriously injured in the early morining hours according to Fox News.

Some kind of charges may be pending according to Orlando Centinel (according to Fox News).

Developing Story so who knows?

[Overlay]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story

[DJofSD]

The Sentinal article leaves a lot of questions unanswered.

Let's hope and pray that Tiger's condition improves.

[Overlay]

Here's the current MSN story:

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10438782/Authorities:-Tiger-Woods-seriously-hurt-in-crash?GT1=39002

[Valuist]

Once I hear the words "his publicist said", you can't help but believe there's serious spin going on. These details sound very strange.

[turfnsport]

Once I hear the words "his publicist said", you can't help but believe there's serious spin going on. These details sound very strange.

I heard they are negotiating for a mulligan.

[bigmack]

Twas a Thanksgiving domestic dispute.

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/8000x0400x517.jpeg

[JustRalph]

she used a golf club to break out a window and drag him out of the car :lol:

you can't make this shit up..........


What the hell do those two have to be fighting about? give me a break :bang:

[Rookies]

What the hell do those two have to be fighting about? give me a break :bang:

They DIDN'T get invited to the White House soiree the other night and were really pissed when another blonde that could never pass herself off as a Swede supermodel made it throught the scanners ! :lol: :D

[witchdoctor]

she used a golf club to break out a window and drag him out of the car :lol:

you can't make this shit up..........


What the hell do those two have to be fighting about? give me a break :bang:


http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920821&grpId=3659174697244816

???????????

[JustRalph]

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977920821&grpId=3659174697244816

???????????


Oh,,,,,,,,this is just great!! :lol:

[turfnsport]

Just a guess....sand wedge?

[bigmack]

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren --

His wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman.
The argument got heated and she scratched his face up.

We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club.

As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club

(Helped him get out of an Escalade by smashing the back window :lol: )

[HuggingTheRail]

not often he drives that far to the right....

[TheStageIsSet]

she used a golf club to break out a window and drag him out of the car :lol:

you can't make this shit up..........


What the hell do those two have to be fighting about? give me a break :bang:
Rachel Uchitel the woman is accused of having an affair WITH TIGER,HE LEFT THE HOME AT 2:30 AM IN THE MORNING,WAS HE TRYING TO BEAT THE CROWD FOR THE X-MAS SALES :lol: :lol: :lol:

[098poi]

The only person in the world Tiger is afraid of! (His wife)

Speedy recovery Tiger:ThmbUp:

[KingChas]

What the hell do those two have to be fighting about? give me a break :bang:

Let's see,they are married aren't they? :D

Mike Tyson.................Deja Vu? :lol:

[DJofSD]

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren --

His wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman.
The argument got heated and she scratched his face up.

We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club.

As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club

(Helped him get out of an Escalade by smashing the back window :lol: )
That's domestic abuse 3 times over. She should be arrested.

[Valuist]

That story makes sense. The initial story about hitting a fire hyrant and then a tree made no sense. One gets "facial lacerations" from fingernails, not a golf club. And at 2:25 am? Its funny how stupid some people think the public is.....anyone could see thru that initial nonsense.

[andymays]

WOW!

[illinoisbred]

Can Tiger win the Grand Slam this year, or did it just happen?

[KingChas]

Can Tiger win the Grand Slam this year, or did it just happen?

No,word is he got the "putting" knocked out of him. :eek:

[DJofSD]

Can Tiger win the Grand Slam this year, or did it just happen?
No. He bogied the fire hydrant and he didn't complete the other majors.

[illinoisbred]

Lets see, he's in the water, and then the trees all because he may have been playing the wrong "hole".

[DJofSD]

What's that called: stealth putting?

[GaryG]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....especially when she is wielding a 5-iron.

[andymays]

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV | TMZ.com

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Excerpt:

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0YAeRMdPu

[turfnsport]

C'mon Andy, TMZ???

I have been working the phones all morning.

I'd like to dispel these rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair and was chased out of the house by his golf club wielding wife. My sources (which are very reliable) are telling me that Tiger left the house at 2:25am to get to Best Buy by 5am to purchase a new Garmin at an unbelievable Doorbuster savings of 50% off.

End of story.

[dansan]

tiger can sure putt but he cant DRIVE! :eek:

[DanG]

I’m guessing this aspect of scrutinized fame is a real blast. :rolleyes:

[headhawg]

C'mon Andy, TMZ???

I have been working the phones all morning.

I'd like to dispel these rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair and was chased out of the house by his golf club wielding wife. My sources (which are very reliable) are telling me that Tiger left the house at 2:25am to get to Best Buy by 5am to purchase a new Garmin at an unbelievable Doorbuster savings of 50% off.

End of story.You're joking, right?

[KingChas]

All this because of a simple misunderstanding,
"Tiger's wife wouldn't let him play-through on the second hole." ;)

[andymays]

All this because of a simple misunderstanding,
"Tiger's wife wouldn't let him play-through on the second hole." ;)


:lol:

[DJofSD]

C'mon Andy, TMZ???

I have been working the phones all morning.

I'd like to dispel these rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair and was chased out of the house by his golf club wielding wife. My sources (which are very reliable) are telling me that Tiger left the house at 2:25am to get to Best Buy by 5am to purchase a new Garmin at an unbelievable Doorbuster savings of 50% off.

End of story.
That sounds sooooo bogus. You need a sound track like the Geico Pothole commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMUfIKktWU) .

[DJofSD]

All this because of a simple misunderstanding,
"Tiger's wife wouldn't let him play-through on the second hole." ;)

Wrong hole. (http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/2448.html)

[Steve 'StatMan']

Wrong hole. (http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/2448.html)

Yup, in the bushes of the wrong hole.

[Steve 'StatMan']

High profile Professional Golf must take its toll on marriages - why those guys walk past 18 ball washers every round.

[illinoisbred]

High profile Professional Golf must take its toll on marriages - why those guys walk past 18 ball washers every round.
Yeah, there's all kinds of hazards and traps out there.

[illinoisbred]

What club used to be called a "mashie"?

[Steve 'StatMan']

What club used to be called a "mashie"?

I think those were the fairway woods, but others might know more.

[Steve 'StatMan']

If he was playing around, hopefully he put a cover on his club.

[DJofSD]

If he was playing around, hopefully he put a cover on his club.
Great marketing idea for Trojan brands: orange and black striped.

[Steve 'StatMan']

We should thank Mr. & Mrs. Woods. The Board just went 3 hours on a Saturday Morning without an "Off-Topic-General" (usually Politics) post!

[strapper]

Hopefully Tiger will speak and clear the air on this matter. Living in a fishbowl is probably very tough on a marriage but sure hope it's just a rumor and not fact.

[Overlay]

What club used to be called a "mashie"?

Just in case that's a serious question: :)

The Irons
Cleek · Driving Iron
Mid Mashie · 3-Iron
Mashie Iron · 4-Iron
Mashie · 5-Iron
Spade Mashie · 6-Iron
Mashie Niblick · 7-Iron
Pitching Niblick · 8-Iron
Niblick · 9-Iron
Jigger · Wedge / Chipper (approach club)

The Woods
Brassie · 2-Wood
Spoon · Higher-Lofted Woods
Baffing Spoon · Approach Wood

[bigmack]

She split. Cops are at his door to question him as of 3:05PM Pacific. They were there this morning but she said he was sleeping.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1128_elin_ap091128011938.jpg

[DJofSD]

Looks like it is neither her or the dog.

We need to come up with some lyrics for another C&W song.

[Tom]

He should have taken the penalty stroke after the fire hydrant.

[HuggingTheRail]

He should have taken the penalty stroke after the fire hydrant.

:lol: "My heart said no, but her yips said yes"

[bigmack]

We need to come up with some lyrics for another C&W song.

Take This Club and Shove It

Achy Breaky Escalade

[illinoisbred]

Looks like it is neither her or the dog.

We need to come up with some lyrics for another C&W song.
I'm gonna miss that dog

[Greyfox]

Rachel Uchitel the woman is accused of having an affair WITH TIGER,HE LEFT THE HOME AT 2:30 AM IN THE MORNING,WAS HE TRYING TO BEAT THE CROWD FOR THE X-MAS SALES :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rachel Uchitel? What would he ever see in her? ;)

http://www.dailyworldbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel4.jpg.;)

[JustRalph]

Rachel Uchitel? What would he ever see in her? ;)

http://www.dailyworldbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel4.jpg.;)

I don't know,,,,,,,,,but I bet he saw two of them............. :ThmbUp:

[JustRalph]

I wonder if his OnStar system went off?

I would love to hear that call ................

GM has already installed the Tiger Woods option on OnStar Equipped cars and Trucks.

[DJofSD]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-tiger-woods29-2009nov29,0,4547307.story

[ArlJim78]

okay, you guys who are now or have been married, who hasn't been chased out of the house by your wife with a broom or golf club on at least one occasion, for a much lesser offense than the fetching miss Uchitel?

[098poi]

From TigerWoods.com


http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/

[TheStageIsSet]

Got give him and his wife time to come up with a story.

[castaway01]

Eh, who cares? It's his private property. He throws in a few bucks for the fire hydrant, whatever.

It did lead to some funny posts though.

[wes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIuep-pOS0U&feature=related


Looks like I got a Tiger by the Tail.


wes

[Greyfox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIuep-pOS0U&feature=related


Looks like I got a Tiger by the Tail.


wes

:jump: Thank you.

[bigmack]

Good thing he can afford it.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/12_1_09_13_42_32.png

[Bochall]

Tell ya what, if i got into an accident on private property i wouldnt talk to the police either (esp if NO ONE ELSE was hurt)...what good can come from meeting with them? I think Tiger is doing the right thing...its none of our business. It is a Woods family matter. He will get a citation and that will be that. The speculation and probing is really unbecoming of us all. Next issue!!

[illinoisbred]

Yeah, I'm sure it will all be "ironed" out.

[ezrabrooks]

House sized ring... Took me a minute.. Good one.

[Valuist]

That voice mail was pretty damning. Apparently not all Stanford grads are smart. How stupid is he to think that being the most famous athlete in the world, in an age where everybody has a camera on their cell phone, that he wouldn't get caught?

[Quagmire]

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2009/12/01/12/golfdigest.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

[098poi]

A statement from Tiger. He screwed up and he waited till it hit the fan to come clean. Finally a good move.


http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

[broadreach]

But TMZ won't let up on his personal life

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-jaimee-grubbs-elin-nordegren/

[DJofSD]

Waylon/Willie should sing: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_a4BU09GrU) "Mama, don't let you kids grow up to be Tiger Woods!"

[rrbauer]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/glf_tiger_woods

[Quagmire]

Shocking :rolleyes:

[bigmack]

SI reporter interviewed after his transgressions statement says: If anything people will like him more now that they know he's human and not just a robot out there playing golf :lol:

Last time I checked there's an awful lot of elder folk that follow golf and aren't big fans of adultery.

When VSingh made some comments about Annika Sörenstam not belonging in a tournament with the boys there were quite a few sour comments from the gallery for a while. When Woods comes to San Diego in late January I suspect he'll hear several biting comments thrown his way.

[cj's dad]

"cocktail" waitress

Oh, the irony !!!

[cj's dad]

House sized ring... Took me a minute.. Good one.

Kobe Bryant knows where he can get a good deal.

[bigmack]

Both back windows smashed. The irony of it all with a golf club.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/1202_woods_glass2_bn.jpg

All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative. --

[Greyfox]

So why would the right rear window also smashed if someone was trying to get the driver out of the left front seat? Hmmm?

[bigmack]

Her demands, which have been met include:

* A hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls

* A total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement. At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/01-bills-animated.gif

Love - Ain't it grand?

[BillW]

Love - Ain't it grand?

Appears to be quite a few grand. :eek:

[GaryG]

Paying her big bucks to stay with him. This apparently includes an occasional boinky boinky. Is this not very similar to prostitution?

[DJofSD]

The writing is already on the wall. The combination of hush money/child visitation fees will only delay the inevitable.

You blew it big-time, Mr. Woods. No amount of counseling, begging/pleading/groveling will make your poor judgement go away. You're as good as divorced now. You might as well get it over with.

[LottaKash]

Her demands, which have been met include:

* A hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls

* A total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement. At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/01-bills-animated.gif

Love - Ain't it grand?


I would think it would...After all, he is the 1st "Sports-Figure" to ever have earned "One-Billion Dollars"....(never been done before)

With that kind of kash, I wouldn't think that he is even worrried about a split...

Even at 50/50, he would still have $500-Million.....Poor, poor, Tiger....:cool:

best,

[judd]

aparently 18 holes wasnt enough

[Rookies]

You just knew these were coming... from another site...


Q; What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

A: Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards.
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Q: What was Tiger's wife doing out at 2:30 am?

A: She was out clubbing
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Did you hear Tiger hit a fire hydrant and then a tree? He couldn't decide whether he preferred an iron or a wood.

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The boyfriend from one of the women Tiger was alledged to be having an affair with asked her if it was true. The woman said it was and the boyfriend found that quite a turn on so they got it on then and there. After cuddling the guy was getting up.

"Where are you going?" the woman asked.

"I'm going downstairs for a bite" the boyfriend answered.

"Tiger wouldn't do that" the woman said.

"What would Tiger do?" he asked.

"He would make love to me again" she answered.

So the 2 do it again.

The guy finishes and is getting up.

"Where are you going?" the woman asked.

"I'm going downstairs for a bite" the boyfriend answered.

"Tiger wouldn't do that" the woman said.

"What would Tiger do?" he asked.

"He would wait 15 minutes and make love to me again" she answered.

So 15 minutes later they do it again.

The guy delicately picks himself up.

"Where are you going?" the woman asked.

"I'm going downstairs for a bite" the boyfriend answered.

"Tiger wouldn't do that" the woman said.

"What would Tiger do?" he asked.

"He would make love to me again" she answered.

At this point the guy picks up the phone.

"Who are you calling?" she said.

"I'm calling Tiger Woods" he answers. "I want to find out what par is on this damn hole.

[Bochall]

Looks like Tiger is just a cheetah:lol: :lol: :lol:

[cj's dad]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly…

but put me down for a 5."

[finfan]

Tiger isn't trying to break Nicklaus's records. He's going after a much more difficult one..... Wilt Chamberlain's.

[GaryG]

Jesper Parnevik introduced Elin to Tiger....she was once his nanny. Jesper pretty much cuts him a new one. Said she should have used a driver on him.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629

[EndlessSportsPicks]

Jesper Parnevik introduced Elin to Tiger....she was once his nanny. Jesper pretty much cuts him a new one. Said she should have used a driver on him.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629

Jespers just the typical jealous jagoff!

He jus wishes he could have hooked up with the Nanny himself, and have his wife make him crash his Lark Mobility Scooter into one of his shrubs :D

[cmoore]

The writing is already on the wall. The combination of hush money/child visitation fees will only delay the inevitable.

You blew it big-time, Mr. Woods. No amount of counseling, begging/pleading/groveling will make your poor judgement go away. You're as good as divorced now. You might as well get it over with.

I agree with that..If he had to screw around that much in a relationship that fresh..Then it's flawed for sure. Get out now.

[bigmack]

Jespers just the typical jealous jagoff!

He jus wishes he could have hooked up with the Nanny himself, and have his wife make him crash his Lark Mobility Scooter into one of his shrubs :D
It certainly wouldn't have anything to do with morals, the sanctity of marriage & children, and the shame of introducing a philandering poon-hound to not only a former employee but a good friend.... That would be nuts

[EndlessSportsPicks]

It certainly wouldn't have anything to do with morals, the sanctity of marriage & children, and the shame of introducing a philandering poon-hound to not only a former employee but a good friend.... That would be nuts

Yeah I set my lawn guy up with a co-worker who made me look awful at my job, and this very succesful co-worker cheated on my lawn guy, and though I didn't personally call my lawn guy too see if he was o.k. I was very upset about my lawn guy being treated that way :D Had absolutely nothing to do with me being at all jealous that my co-worker was more succesful then me, and she got to bang my hot-ass lawn guy. I'm only being gay for the sake of this example :lol: I think!

[bigmack]

she got to bang my hot-ass lawn guy.
Shocked, as I am to learn that one who peddles sports picks finds little fault with infidelity, I can't help but wonder why the voluminous 'jealousy' of every other golfer on the The Tour hasn't bubbled to the surface.

They must not be jealous of:
"Banging" 'hot-ass'
Their co-worker made them look awful at their job
Their co-worker was more succesful then they

I wonder if character has much to do with anything?

Stay tuned for more in the series of 'jealous creating' events :D including escorts & more CTail waitresses.

[EndlessSportsPicks]

Shocked, as I am to learn that one who peddles sports picks finds little fault with infidelity, I can't help but wonder why the voluminous 'jealousy' of every other golfer on the The Tour hasn't bubbled to the surface.

They must not be jealous of:
"Banging" 'hot-ass'
Their co-worker made them look awful at their job
Their co-worker was more succesful then they

I wonder if character has much to do with anything?

Stay tuned for more in the series of 'jealous creating' events :D including escorts & more CTail waitresses.
No not at all sir, infidelitiy is the worst. I would NEVER cheat on my wife, but let's be honest you never looked at a HOT-ASS cocktail waitress or other woman with immoral intentions in your life? If you haven't you're a better man then me! Jespers comments were not based on him being so concerned about his Nanny's well being, or morally based was the only point I was trying to make, but everyone has a right to their opinion. My gripe is he didn't even try to call her after the incident, I mean if I was that concerned I would of at least made a phone call to the Nanny, don't you agree?
Why do I think other Golfers haven't come forward? SIMPLE because most of them are cheaters too..lol These Guys have hot women throwing themselves at them all the time. Do you really think Tiger is the ONLY Cheater on the entire PGA Tour? and do you think it would be newsworthy if Jesper were cheating on his wife? It might not even be mentioned on the scrolling ticker on espn 2 :lol:

We're all human, and all have faults or have made mistakes, but in the end there is only one who can truly judge a persons character. I just didn't realize it was you BIGMACK :) Just kidding! I really did like your replies, except for the part where you said "I peddle sports picks" Couldn't you have said something like "Provide Quality Sports Handicapping" or something :) Come on help me out here!

[bigmack]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/12_5_09_19_03_05.png

Four and counting.

Refreshing to note he is thought of & has been painted as an 'African American' & been able to smash racial barriers on & off the course.

While his off the course stats are lopsided we await further details. Stay tuned.

[Greyfox]

Sorta reminds me of an old sailor saying:

"A girl in every port and a port in every.....";)

[DJofSD]

No not at all sir, infidelitiy is the worst. I would NEVER cheat on my wife, but let's be honest you never looked at a HOT-ASS cocktail waitress or other woman with immoral intentions in your life? If you haven't you're a better man then me! Jespers comments were not based on him being so concerned about his Nanny's well being, or morally based was the only point I was trying to make, but everyone has a right to their opinion. My gripe is he didn't even try to call her after the incident, I mean if I was that concerned I would of at least made a phone call to the Nanny, don't you agree?
Why do I think other Golfers haven't come forward? SIMPLE because most of them are cheaters too..lol These Guys have hot women throwing themselves at them all the time. Do you really think Tiger is the ONLY Cheater on the entire PGA Tour? and do you think it would be newsworthy if Jesper were cheating on his wife? It might not even be mentioned on the scrolling ticker on espn 2 :lol:

We're all human, and all have faults or have made mistakes, but in the end there is only one who can truly judge a persons character. I just didn't realize it was you BIGMACK :) Just kidding! I really did like your replies, except for the part where you said "I peddle sports picks" Couldn't you have said something like "Provide Quality Sports Handicapping" or something :) Come on help me out here!
OMG, we're recycling the Playboy interview of Jimmy Carter and the lusting in our hearts.

Thinking about it is one thing. Following through with actions is something else.

[bigmack]

Refreshing to note he is thought of & has been painted as an 'African American' & been able to smash racial barriers on & off the course.
While his off the course stats are lopsided we await further details. Stay tuned.
Sure 'nuff, I amaze myself with insight:

Amid all the headlines generated by Tiger Woods' troubles — the puzzling car accident, the suggestions of marital turmoil and multiple mistresses — little attention has been given to the race of the women linked with the world's greatest golfer.

Except in the black community.

When three white women were said to be romantically involved with Woods in addition to his blonde, Swedish wife, blogs, airwaves and barbershops started humming, and Woods' already tenuous standing among many blacks took a beating.

On the nationally syndicated Tom Joyner radio show, Woods was the butt of jokes all week.

"Thankfully, Tiger, you didn't marry a black woman. Because if a sister caught you running around with a bunch of white hoochie-mamas," one parody suggests in song, she would have castrated him.

"The Grinch's Theme Song" didn't stop there: "The question everyone in America wants to ask you is, how many white women does one brother waaant?"

As one blogger, Robert Paul Reyes, wrote: "If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great's accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere."

The darts reflect blacks' resistance to interracial romance. They also are a reflection of discomfort with a man who has smashed barriers in one of America's whitest sports and assumed the mantle of the world's most famous athlete, once worn by Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan.


The color of one's companion has long been a major measure of "blackness" — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.

"Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him," Johnson Cooper said.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34288353/ns/sports-golf/

[EndlessSportsPicks]

OMG, we're recycling the Playboy interview of Jimmy Carter and the lusting in our hearts.

Thinking about it is one thing. Following through with actions is something else.

Well according to the BIBLE you are wrong, as they are BOTH considered Adultery. So again to judge someone without first being without fault is a little hypocritical in my opinion., but everyone has a right to their own opinon and that's just mine :)

[bigmack]

10 and counting including a waitress from the local pancake house he would visit with his wife & kids. Said waitress, who is now referred to as The Flapjack Floozie speaks of his proclivity to yank hair. The N.Enquirer reportedly has pictures of Mr. Woods dropping her off at her trailer home.

Leading to the questions, is this guy completely bonkers and has he never heard of escort services?

[EndlessSportsPicks]

10 and counting including a waitress from the local pancake house he would visit with his wife & kids. Said waitress, who is now referred to as The Flapjack Floozie speaks of his proclivity to yank hair. The N.Enquirer reportedly has pictures of Mr. Woods dropping her off at her trailer home.

Leading to the questions, is this guy completely bonkers and has he never heard of escort services?

The Flapjack Floozie :lol:

[PaceAdvantage]

Leading to the questions, is this guy completely bonkers and has he never heard of escort services?Didn't help Spitzer, did it?

[broadreach]

Apparently 'did' Jamie Jungers and Mindy Lawton in his home in Windermere. Becoming a bit sick. :blush:

[bigmack]

Didn't help Spitzer, did it?
The Probe Into Spitz (not a good read) was brought on when his bank reported suspicious money transfers, which initially led investigators to believe that Spitzer may have been hiding bribe proceeds. Turns out he was 'hiding salami' rather than cold hard cash with undisclosed individuals. Once those individuals came forward it turned out they had far less talent than they thought as evidenced by the runaway smash flop "I Feel So Alive Without You".

Ladies & Germs, I give you Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro (born Ashley Youmans) better known by the stage name Ashley Alexandra Dupré, or as Kristen, the name she used as a call girl.

http://www.myspace.com/ashleydupre

[DJofSD]

The situation at home is apparently deteriotating: a blonde female was taken to the hospital.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/08/national/main5934867.shtml?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CBSNewsEntertainment+%28Enter tainment+News%3A+CBSNews.com%29

[Quagmire]

The situation at home is apparently deteriotating: a blonde female was taken to the hospital.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/08/national/main5934867.shtml?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CBSNewsEntertainment+%28Enter tainment+News%3A+CBSNews.com%29

Local media here in Orlando is reporting that the woman was released from the hospital already.

Ambulance called to Tiger Woods’ home
Updated: Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 8:12 AM EST
Published : Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 6:09 AM EST

By NICK FOKIANOS | FOX 35 News

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - FOX 35 has confirm that an ambulance was called to Tiger Woods' home on Deacon Circle in Isleworth at about 2:35 a.m. Tuesday.

Witnesses say the ambulance transported a female patient to Health Central Hospital.

A source inside the hospital has confirmed to FOX 35 that the woman has already been released.

[Valuist]

Quagmire is really Tiger Woods. The name certainly fits, and he lives in Orlando. Tiger is reportedly a huge Family Guy fan. Problem solved.

[Bochall]

Ever since he was old enough to 'perform' i bet Tiger has had women throwing themselves at him in droves. Very easy as a young man to fall into that habit. But thats what college is for right? Get that out of your system and settle down with a nice girl. He isnt the first celeb to give in to the urge to merge and he wont be the last, but given his status he was a fool to think he wouldnt eventually get caught.

What i thought was an affair with one woman has turned into a huge multi partner scene that has Tiger looking rather 'Swaggart like' in his sex habits. Hey Tiger, people save text and email messages these days...esp from someone like YOU as those can be sold or used for leverage later on....HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THIS YOU *&%%$#*@ IDIOT!!!! Worst of all, there are 2 innocent lovely kids who will feel the fallout as well....shame on you.

[Quagmire]

Local media here in Orlando is reporting that the woman was released from the hospital already.

Ambulance called to Tiger Woods’ home
Updated: Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 8:12 AM EST
Published : Tuesday, 08 Dec 2009, 6:09 AM EST

By NICK FOKIANOS | FOX 35 News

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - FOX 35 has confirm that an ambulance was called to Tiger Woods' home on Deacon Circle in Isleworth at about 2:35 a.m. Tuesday.

Witnesses say the ambulance transported a female patient to Health Central Hospital.

A source inside the hospital has confirmed to FOX 35 that the woman has already been released.


I should have known not to believe what Fox reported. She's still in the hospital in stable condition.

WINDERMERE, Fla. -- Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is in stable condition after suffering stomach pains, which prompted a 911 call from his home for the second time in two weeks.

Barbro Holmberg was taken by ambulance early Tuesday to Health Central Hospital, where she was in stable condition, hospital spokesman Dan Yates said. He said her condition was not serious but he could not be more specific because of privacy laws.

Yates said Holmberg was in a private room and the family has hired additional security to keep the media away. He said family members have visited her, but he would say who.

"She's in a wing that helps protect her privacy," Yates said.

Health Central is the same hospital where Woods was treated after he crashed his sport utility vehicle outside his home last month.

[Quagmire]

Quagmire is really Tiger Woods. The name certainly fits, and he lives in Orlando. Tiger is reportedly a huge Family Guy fan. Problem solved.


You must have seen me drive. :D

[bigmack]

Mistress 6, identified as Cori Rist, having a striking resemblance to an entry in the 5th @ WOO last week.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/12_8_09_11_21_11.png http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/smiling_horse.jpg

[DJofSD]

Mistress 6, identified as Cori Rist, having a striking resemblance to an entry in the 5th @ WOO last week.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/12_8_09_11_21_11.png http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/smiling_horse.jpg
Does she eat like one?

[098poi]

Guess it's time for a Hore of the Year thread! :D

[Jay Trotter]

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[cj's dad]

According to press releases, Tiger's MIL has been released from the hospital after suffering severe stomach pains in the early hours of the AM.

Apparently she had a difficult time digesting Tiger's bullshit.

[Valuist]

The police were questioning Tiger Woods wife, Elin, about the incident.

"How many times did you hit him?" asked the police.

"I don't know," said Elin. "Just put me down for a five."

[DJofSD]

... is she over or under par?

[lamboguy]

i think i have to agree with AL SHARPTON on this one, he called TIGER a racist. he only goes after girls with blond hair.

[DJofSD]

Well, I guess we won't have Tiger to kick around much any more.

[cj]

It will not go away no matter how long he takes off. At some point he will have to stand up and face the cameras. Then, all we be forgiven and he'll just be a golfer again.

[Greyfox]

Time heals all wombs...I mean wounds.

Let him who is without sin cast the first bone...I mean stone.

The interesting thing is no one is mentioning the role of Steve Williams in this.
He was earning 15 % of Tiger's earnings, about $ 490,000 in 2008 for carrying his bag and shagging his balls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Williams_(caddy)


Williams was quoted as saying:

''I live in New Zealand, I travel to and from New Zealand to caddie for Tiger Woods. I am not with him 24/7,'' he said. ''Whilst I am a very good friend of his … I don't know what he does off the course."

Williams also said "I'm an honest person - I had no idea what was going on."

Yeah..sure. Believe that and I've got a bridge for sale.
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/golf/im-an-honest-person--i-had-no-idea-what-was-going-on-caddie-20091213-kpuj.html

[Overlay]

Pardon me if this has already been mentioned in the thread, but all this discussion reminds me of the (allegedly actual) blooper that occurred when a female golfer won a three-round tournament that had been contested at three different country clubs. At the trophy presentation, she was hailed as "the new state inter-course champion".

[Greyfox]

What's the big fuss? George W. Bush gave up golf for a war too.

[DJofSD]

Some of the sponsers have started to terminate their contracts with Tiger. My guess is they are doing so under what would losely be called a morals clause.

I wonder if Tiger signed any of his current contracts knowing he was very likely violating terms already. Is this ground for claw backs?

[broadreach]

Some of the sponsors figures have been revealing. Nike paying him 40m/yr, Gillette 20m/yr, AT&T and Gatorade in longer contracts worth 100m. Not to mention the record appearance money fees.

[DJofSD]

I predict a divorce and quick return to golf in order to get some bucks to replace the sponserships he's lost.

[andymays]

He's gonna do the sex addiction thing, painkiller addiction thing, go on Oprah, cry a little and then come back. If he can handle the galleries and win all will be forgotten after a few wins.

On the other hand if they find out he was taking steroids the whole deal gets kicked up a notch and all bets are off.

[Greyfox]

A study from California has found:

"Tiger Woods' sex scandal has cost the shareholders of companies endorsing the golfer up to $12 billion (£7.2 billion), according to a study by economic professors at the University of California-Davis.





The study, conducted by Victor Stango and Christopher Knittel, examined the market value of Woods' main sponsors in the days following the the golfer's late night car crash in November, and the subsequent revelations of extra-marital affairs."

http://www.golf365.co.za/news_story/0,17923,9785_5812081,00.html

[DJofSD]

Here we are, almost 1 year since Tiger's name was being uttered for all the wrong reasons.

Is he poised for a come back in 2011?

[JustRalph]

Here we are, almost 1 year since Tiger's name was being uttered for all the wrong reasons.

Is he poised for a come back in 2011?

he is toast........the bloom is off that rose........

Who really knows though........... he might win ten next year :rolleyes:

[Zippy Chippy]

he is toast........the bloom is off that rose........

Who really knows though........... he might win ten next year :rolleyes:

I think Jack has a small chance now (maybe 15%) of keeping his Majors record. Before last year it was 0%. Tiger will never ever be the same.

[Relwob Owner]

I think Jack has a small chance now (maybe 15%) of keeping his Majors record. Before last year it was 0%. Tiger will never ever be the same.


I agree that he will never be the same....before this, one of his biggest strengths on the course was that he truly believed he was invincible. Now, his "real life" issues have come up and he knows he is not and I think it has and will continue to bleed over to his game.

From his recent actions/comments, it does look like he is working on becoming a much better human being, which is far more important in the long run IMO.