Great Doctor/Dentist Names! And or Famous TV Doctors!

[andymays]

My grandmother who is 93 mentioned a dentist here in San Diego way back when by the name of Painless Parker. I cracked up and thought it might have the makings of a funny thread. Maybe???????


My entry is Painless Parker.


For TV I'll go with Dr. Bombay from Bewitched!

Anybody have any other good ones?

[Bochall]

Best TV doc is easily Dr Nick Riviera on The Simpsons. Case closed and here's why: As Homer was being prepped for surgery Dr Nick layed this on him as he drew his anesthetic syringe, "Dont worry Mr Homer, the drugs will make the operation seem like a pleasant dream." He then punched Homer out and shot himself up with the syringe...singing lala songs as he cut Homer open. Now what could POSSIBLY top that??:D

[GaryG]

The Steve Martin character in Little Shop of Horrors. A sadistic dentist who used the sodium pentothal on himself with a kind of headset. Then he became plant food.

[Bochall]

Feed me Seymour!

[Dave Schwartz]

This is a true story...

When my son was in his early 20s he had knee surgery. Just before going in the anesthesiologist comes out to meet us. His name was "Payne."

[46zilzal]

Worked two summers with a guy who's dad was a dentist: NOT Kidding Dr. BONEBREAK

There was a shrink in Westwood while I was a school there named Dr. Frankenstein

[RaceBookJoe]

The WWE had a character years back names Issac Yankum DDS rbj

[GaryG]

Dr. Johnny Fever

[andymays]

Didn't Rodney Dangerfield have a doctor he joked about? Dr Vinnie something???????????

[illinoisbred]

Dr. Vinnie Boomvats ?

[andymays]

Dr. Vinnie Boomvats ?


Sounds about right. Thanks! :ThmbUp:

Found this......

Oh, that doctor of mine, you know my doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boom Bahts? I told him, "My teeth are turning yellow."

He said, "Wear a brown necktie."

Then he told me, "You're crazy." I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, "Alright, you're ugly, too." :D

I called him on the phone. I said, "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. :D


With me, nothin' works. Last week, I bought a Japanese car. I turned the radio on. I can't understand a word they say.

And my wife. You know, she cut me down to once a month. I know three guys she cut out altogether.

It's always been that way. All I ever got were fat girls. One girl I went out with, ooh, was she fat.

HOW FAT WAS SHE?

Her bathtub had stretch marks, okay?

[Steve 'StatMan']

Made up one: Dr. McLean Finger, Proctologist

[kenwoodallpromos]

Dr. Moeller. Pediatrician Doctor Kitt Black. Sex therapist Dr. Lovejoy.

[gregrph]

Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard of course! You lamebrain!
"smack" "Now get back to work"

[BillW]

Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard of course! You lamebrain!
"smack" "Now get back to work"

I was working in the field (Lutheran General in Park Ridge) quite a few years ago and heard that page come across. LMAO :lol:

[highnote]

http://www.dementia.org/~alycia/drnames.html

•Dr. Waki Ho
•Dr. Donald Hemphill--(I wonder if he's started a farm in California?)
•Dr. Khan Do--Can do will do!
•Dr. William Sexauer
•Dr. Mohammed Behairy
•Dr. Charles Halfpenny--(An indication of inflation)
•Dr. Irving Bratt
•Dr. Michael Anger
•Dr. Duck Lim
•Dr. Owen Bloodgood
•Dr. Scott Oxenhandler
•Dr. Shawn Kidder
•Dr. Zachary Bloomgarten
•Dr. Jerome Kornfield
•Dr. Edwin Yellin--(Yellin' at who?)
•Dr. Si Yoo
•Dr. Samuel Grossberger
•Dr. Barton Tanenbaum--(O Tanenbaum! O Tanenbaum!)
•Dr. L. Douglas Pepper--(Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?)
•Dr. Seymour Weiner--(Yes, it's really pronounced "Weener" I used "Winer" and was corrected.)
•Dr. Theodore Dippy
•Dr. Roy Dippy--(Yup, there are two Dr. Dippy's)
•Dr. Flash Gordon
•Dr. Indiana Cruz
•Dr. Seymour Frankfurt
•Dr. Frank Staggers
•Dr. Bacon Moore
•Dr. Mehmet A. Okay
•Dr. Thomas Glasscock
•Dr. Long Vu
•Dr. Joseph Meek--(Bet he got beat up a lot as a kid!)
•Dr. Diane Nightengale--(DR??? I think she's the overachiever in the family.)
•Dr. Franklin Scarlett--(Franklin Scarlett, I don't give a ****!)
•Dr. Aleksander Livshits
•Dr. Diana Crook
•Dr. Harry Bear
•Dr. Andrea Blackburn-Brown
•Dr. Hugh Hallmark--(I guess he invented the get well greeting card.)
•Dr. Joy Steifel--(Funnier when read Steifel, Joy)
•Dr. Frank Coco
•Dr. Collin Herd--(Collin' a Herd of what?)
•Dr. James Busyhead
•Dr. C. Robert Crow
•Dr. Joseph Hurt
•Dr. Ninny Abraham
•Dr. Maurice Beer
•Dr. Felipe Bozzo
•Dr. David Figg
Doctors with medically relevant names
•Dr. John Looney--(Psychiatrist)
•Dr. James D. Cure
•Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist)
•Dr. John Heine--(Urologist
•Dr. Gary Ricketts
•Dr. John Spine
•Dr. Cynthia Rasch
•Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecologist)
•Dr. Lana Cain
•Dr. Edmond Lipp
•Dr. Phillip Hipps
•Dr. Evan Lipkiss
•Dr. Charles Paine
•Dr. Maroon Dick
•Dr. Michael Achey
•Dr. H'doubler Peter
•Dr. David Dickoff
•Dr. Dan Medic
•Dr. Peter Dickoff

Doctors who have rhyming names
•Dr. Read McGhee
•Dr. Samuel Emmanuel
•Dr. Tzu Lu

Doctors who share their names with famous people
•Dr. Michael Jackson
•Dr. Steve Martin
•Dr. Leonard Bernstein
•Dr. Pamela Anderson
•Dr. Frank Sinatra
•Dr. Steven Wright
•Dr. Charles Daniels--(Nashville, TN)
•Dr. Jimmy Carter
•Dr. Elizabeth Taylor

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[toetoe]

The Steve Martin character in Little Shop of Horrors. A sadistic dentist who used the sodium pentothal on himself with a kind of headset. Then he became plant food.



Someone remade Little Shop of Horrors with Steve Martin ?!?




Oh, the horror ... the horror. :eek: ... :( .

[toetoe]

(:Sean Connery voice) The name's Dova. Doctor Ben Dova.




My friend's dental appointment with Doctor Ling was in the afternoon ... at tooth hurty. I swear ! (:Three fingered salute.)

[dav4463]

Dr.J

[ArlJim78]

My favorite has to be Dr. Smith from Lost In Space. I loved when he'd call that robot names like cantankerous lout, or bubble headed booby.

[Robert Goren]

I have a Dr Mary Drey. I haven't worked up enough nerve to ask her if " slow is really better"?

[witchdoctor]

In Tulsa, there was an internist named Dr Safety First. When he first consulted me, I thought he was joking.

In training, there was an Indian resident with the last name Daktur(pronounced doctor) So when he was overhead paged they called for Doctor Daktur.

[Tom]

Which doctor?

:lol:

[headhawg]

It's always been that way. All I ever got were fat girls. One girl I went out with, ooh, was she fat.

HOW FAT WAS SHE?

Her bathtub had stretch marks, okay?Oh yeah...she was so fat that if she wore a watch on both wrists she could cover two time zones. She was fat, I tell ya....

[andymays]

Which doctor?

:lol:


YouTube - Alvin and The Chipmunks - Witch Doctor (original song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuA8ZR0AbSc

[toetoe]

My favorite has to be Dr. Smith from Lost In Space. I loved when he'd call that robot names like cantankerous lout, or bubble headed booby.


Now Jimbo ... suppose --- just suppose --- Doc Smith came up with something like:

"You lead-lined Lothario !"



Billy Mumy to Jonathan Harris at the charity softball game:

"Don't throw me no curves, Doc." :bang: .

[gregrph]

I would have also! My kids think I'm nuts when I'm with them at the movies and start laughing hysterically at "inside" jokes put in the movies for the adults to enjoy!





I was working in the field (Lutheran General in Park Ridge) quite a few years ago and heard that page come across. LMAO :lol: