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exactaplayer
11-13-2009, 11:27 AM
The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Show Me the Wire
11-13-2009, 11:41 AM
The Top Ten Reasons
Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN



Not legally.

Tom
11-13-2009, 11:46 AM
Minor annoyance.
Laws are made to be broken.

BlueShoe
11-13-2009, 12:02 PM
Wow,am I stunned,an amusing thread about guns started by a leftist,no less!Always thought that libs hated guns,were terrified by them,and want to take them away from everybody.Dont they believe that if you have the need to defend yourself or your loved ones with deadly force all you have to do is scream for Nancy Pelosi,or better still,Barney Frank,and they will come charging to your rescue?

Dave Schwartz
11-13-2009, 12:14 PM
Blue Shoe,

This was humor, right? (or should I have said, "This was humor, left?)

:lol:

Dave

BlueShoe
11-13-2009, 12:45 PM
This was humor, right? (or should I have said, "This was humor, left?)
Just a little sarcastic humor from the right side of the aisle on my part.Too good a chance to stick a barb or two into the lefties to let go by.

prospector
11-13-2009, 01:46 PM
Not legally.
soda bottle works

Show Me the Wire
11-13-2009, 01:55 PM
soda bottle works
You saw that too, only good for one shot though.

exactaplayer
11-13-2009, 09:07 PM
Wow,am I stunned,an amusing thread about guns started by a leftist,no less!Always thought that libs hated guns,were terrified by them,and want to take them away from everybody.Dont they believe that if you have the need to defend yourself or your loved ones with deadly force all you have to do is scream for Nancy Pelosi,or better still,Barney Frank,and they will come charging to your rescue?
See you right wingers have to widen your minds. Not all libs are crack ho welfare queens. Turn off faux infotainment and find out what is really happening.

Tom
11-13-2009, 09:29 PM
Many of them are crack ho trainees.

BlueShoe
11-14-2009, 06:03 PM
See you right wingers have to widen your minds.Turn off faux infotainment and find out what is really happening.
Sometimes just for fun we we do.The problem is,when we do all we get is noise.That sends us back to Fox to tune out the static.