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Tom
08-04-2001, 07:50 PM
Pesident Bush was visiing the Queen of England. He was taken on a tour of the palace, and when they got to the royal stables, one of the Queen's prized white stallions let loose with a tremendous passing of gas.
Horriefied, the Queen's attendents all bowed theor heads and tried to avoid eye contact with the stunned president.
"Oh, for goodnes sakes," said the Queen. "We are all adults here, and there is nothing to be embarrased about. Mr. President, I apologize, but as you well know, there some things even a world leader cannot control>"
Good ole George smiled and replied,"Don't woory about a thing, your higness. If you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one the dang horses!"
Tom

08-05-2001, 07:08 PM
I was sitting in the OTB Friday and at the bar area,an older gal,around 55 ,let one fly.Everyone in the area heard it and looked at her kinda shocked(cause it sounded wet) and she didn't skip a beat ,she just said "huh,guess that one came out the wrong end"