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JustRalph
06-03-2003, 11:27 PM
http://www.msnbc.com/news/921817.asp?0cv=CB20

Sammy Sosa gets caught with corked bat.......

spotwinshow
06-04-2003, 12:22 AM
I consider everyone who has not been caufght at anything yet as honest until caught! Did you make the bullet hole? I think Matha Stewart was using a corked rolling pin!! LOL!

JustRalph
06-04-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by spotwinshow
I consider everyone who has not been caufght at anything yet as honest until caught! Did you make the bullet hole? I think Matha Stewart was using a corked rolling pin!! LOL!

Word is Martha is going to get arrested by the FBI tomorrow. I hope she doesn't have anything in the oven when they come to get her.

I saw the bullet hole .......pretty cool avatar I thought. So I dug up a picture of the Ruger GP100 off the Ruger Website.

This Sammy Sosa thing just sours me a little more on the game. I used to be a huge baseball fan. I am still a fan.....but this kind of stuff hurts. I used to like Nascar too......until they revealed they were giving money to Jesse Jackson.

kenwoodall
06-05-2003, 03:45 AM
I believe the part where Sosa said he needs more bat speed during batting practice!! 1945 since the Cubs were in the World Series! Maybe Baker will send his kid out to pinch hit again!!
In auto racing I just root for the Viagra car and hope a woman driving a Midol car does not beat it!!
Martha Stewart is getting the book thrown at her because she was on the NYSE Board of Directors- in charge of the whole stock exchange during all the corp. ripoffs!! Not just head of her own Company.

Derek2U
06-05-2003, 05:22 AM
hehe .... Martha S. was on the NYSE board but had ZERO
ZERO influence. Also, aside from the fact that I think she was maranated for a year and now pan fried by the AG, I also think the whole issue of just what IS insiders' information must be
re-reasoned. (In my view Sam Waskal is the culprit) .... But its
so easy to uncover just WHO is dumping stocks ... well you get the picture. So, I say FREE MARTHA NOW .... hehe .. BTW how
many tines does a proper fish knife have?

LutherCalvin
06-05-2003, 09:58 AM
It's just the curse of the 1919 Black Sox scandal rearing its head again. The Cubs under Dusty Baker with their fine young pitching staff have their best chance in years to win the pennant and advance to the World Series. But they have a bonehead superstar named Sammy Sosa. Sosa is unpredictable. From his "It's all about me" attitude to his poor judgement (Didn't he once lose $20,000 in cash?) Sosa is a train wreck waiting to happen. The long suffering Cub fans are getting prepared for this year's version of the Summer Swoon...

andicap
06-05-2003, 10:03 AM
How would the curse of the Black Sox effect the Cubs? They're in the same city but are bitter arch-rivals. Are you saying the demons cursing the White Sox don't know the North Side from the South Side.

You're thinking of the curse of the billy goat when the owner of the Billy Goat tavern put a curse on the Cubs in 1945 -- the last time they were in the W.S. -- when the Cubs banned his goat from Wrigley Field. The guy's son removed the curse in 1984 when the Cubs won the division, but it seems to have remained in full force -- the Cubs lost the LCS to San Diego after being up 2-0 (when it was best of 5) after a ball went through Leon Durham's legs in the 7th inning of Game 5.
I was two blocks from Wrigley when that happened -- game was in S.D. I believe--

Martha is an evil bitch -- read her biography -- and should pay for entire rancid life.

LutherCalvin
06-05-2003, 11:19 AM
Chicago baseball teams are cursed whether they be from the North side or South side.

boxcar
06-05-2003, 12:06 PM
This question should also be asked of the Liberal Rag Extraordinaire (a/k/a NY Times) in the wake of its scandal.

Boxcar

Hosshead
06-05-2003, 01:04 PM
SOSA

His other 76 bats were x-rayed, came up negative. So out of
77 bats, he just "happened" to pick the ONLY ONE that was
corked ! After all, how many corked bats does a person really
need?

JustRalph
06-05-2003, 01:15 PM
I wonder if there isn't another stash of bats somewhere?

gino
06-05-2003, 04:09 PM
yeah, they're in the Baghdad High science dept., right behind the chemistry sets....

Tom
06-05-2003, 08:16 PM
Great cheater.
Lousy liar.
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Good to know the FBI has agents to spare from finding sleepers and terror celss to go after lousy $40,000 crook.
With her in custody, does the Terror Level drop to blue?