FenceBored
10-07-2009, 10:59 AM
The APA has issued a warning concerng an outbreak of hyperhippephobia in the US and Canada. Hyperhippephobia (an irrational fear of a super-filly) is a sometimes debilitating condition which can strike members of the horseracing community when confronted with an exemplary distaffer. The Hyperhippephobia Society of North American stands ready to help sufferers of this dread disorder, and provides this handy guide to it's diagnosis.
Do one, or more of these symptoms apply to you?
React negatively to the most casual appearance of the name of Jess Jackson's top filly in any PA thread.
Avoiding your "favorite tv show of all time," Friends, since the Preakness.
College students are tempting fate by mentioning Resident Assistants around you by the acronym.
Have started or signed a petition to move the 2010 Breeders' Cup from Churchill Downs to Keeneland, Presque Isle, or Woodbine.
Envision telling Ms. Welch where she can shove those Foster Grants.
Like to question the sportsmanship of the leading HOY contender's connections for using the same discretion in placing their horse that countless other owners and trainers have used in the past, avail themselves of today, and will continue to apply in the future.
Don't worry, help is available. If you, or someone you know suffers from hyperhippephobia contact the professionals at the Hipperhippephobia Society of North America for information on treatment opportunities in your area.
Do one, or more of these symptoms apply to you?
React negatively to the most casual appearance of the name of Jess Jackson's top filly in any PA thread.
Avoiding your "favorite tv show of all time," Friends, since the Preakness.
College students are tempting fate by mentioning Resident Assistants around you by the acronym.
Have started or signed a petition to move the 2010 Breeders' Cup from Churchill Downs to Keeneland, Presque Isle, or Woodbine.
Envision telling Ms. Welch where she can shove those Foster Grants.
Like to question the sportsmanship of the leading HOY contender's connections for using the same discretion in placing their horse that countless other owners and trainers have used in the past, avail themselves of today, and will continue to apply in the future.
Don't worry, help is available. If you, or someone you know suffers from hyperhippephobia contact the professionals at the Hipperhippephobia Society of North America for information on treatment opportunities in your area.