Java Gold@TFT
08-18-2009, 05:41 AM
OK, it's only Jay Cronley but he must read this board a lot.
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/horse/columns/story?columnist=cronley_jay&id=4405951
Excerpt:
Not to brag, but I have the best readers of all of the games, connected by the drama gene in the following ways: We hate cheaters and believe they should be put on public display in only their under drawers and gator boots after having been paraded around the track behind the grader; we believe penalties on horse race crooks should be quadrupled and apply to their family members as well; we can't believe so many jockeys could have so little going on inside their heads; we can't stand fancy pickers who don't own up to their own losses; we can't tolerate the sight or sound of anybody who touts one thing and claims to have won money on another; we sometimes wonder about the stewards in the replay suite; we play stupid favorites trying to get even; we listen to too many idiots; we have trouble sitting on our money; we're due; and as regular horse race handicappers, you are far and away the most intelligent fans in the sporting world, as all the dummies have moved on to the slot machines.
:D
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/horse/columns/story?columnist=cronley_jay&id=4405951
Excerpt:
Not to brag, but I have the best readers of all of the games, connected by the drama gene in the following ways: We hate cheaters and believe they should be put on public display in only their under drawers and gator boots after having been paraded around the track behind the grader; we believe penalties on horse race crooks should be quadrupled and apply to their family members as well; we can't believe so many jockeys could have so little going on inside their heads; we can't stand fancy pickers who don't own up to their own losses; we can't tolerate the sight or sound of anybody who touts one thing and claims to have won money on another; we sometimes wonder about the stewards in the replay suite; we play stupid favorites trying to get even; we listen to too many idiots; we have trouble sitting on our money; we're due; and as regular horse race handicappers, you are far and away the most intelligent fans in the sporting world, as all the dummies have moved on to the slot machines.
:D