Dave Schwartz
07-23-2009, 12:43 AM
A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box and shuts the door.
Oddly perplexed he notices on one wall is a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that this confessional box is much more inviting than they ever used to be."
The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side”
Oddly perplexed he notices on one wall is a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that this confessional box is much more inviting than they ever used to be."
The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side”