HAPPY MUDDER'S DAY

[IRISHLADSTABLE]

TO ALL YOU MOM'S OUT THERE HAVE A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY


JIMMY /ILS

[Suff]

I called a Florist to send my Mom some flowers.

I Said to the guy...."I wanna send her something different , wadda ya have?"

He said "We have a nice vase full of "Irish Tulips"

Really? ( Seeing as all four of my Grandparents were born in Ireland...and My Mothers Maiden name is Gallagher I jumped at that)

So I asked the guy..."Whats the difference between Irish Tulips and Dutch Tulips"

He Said "Dutch Tulips are Better"

So Naturally...I asked,,,,why are you selling me a Tulip you think isn't that good"

and he Laughed.... so now I got a Little agitated. I said " Really... whats wrong with Irish Tulips!!?

He said "Irish Tulips"? " Theres No such thing, I Said A nice Vase with "IRIS and TULIPS"!!!"

So I said...oh Ok...yea... send her that.

Enjoy Your Irish Tulips Mom.