so.cal.fan
05-05-2003, 10:49 AM
I got this in an email from a handicapper:
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need
now is
for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So,
here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South
Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
at
our
borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits
unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in.
If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not
ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This
will
include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil.
If they don't like it, we go someplace e lse.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army.
The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies
and fair
weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for
illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want
a piece of
me?'" - Robin
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need
now is
for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So,
here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South
Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
at
our
borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits
unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in.
If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not
ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This
will
include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil.
If they don't like it, we go someplace e lse.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army.
The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies
and fair
weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for
illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want
a piece of
me?'" - Robin