Bill Clintons favorite joke !

[cj's dad]

monica lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners, holds up a blouse and says "I would like this stain removed", the store owner, slightly hard of hearing leans forward and says "come again"?

Monicas' reply - "no, not this time" :)

[wisconsin]

How come the Clinton's never got a dog?

Because Bill did not want to have to say "come Spot!"

[Tom]

What do you get it you cross a crooked lawyer with a lying politician?

Chelsea.

[BlueShoe]

Superbowl XXXVIII Feb 1,2004
New England Patriots 32,Carolina Panthers 29
After the game,calls were placed by three very famous men.
First:George Bush to the Pats to congratulate them.
Second:Al Gore to the Panthers,saying that they had been robbed just like he had been.
Third:Bill Clinton (panting) to Janet (wardrobe malfunction) Jackson--"Are you doing anything later on tonight?".

[toetoe]

:eek: .