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LottaKash
01-15-2009, 01:16 AM
A very wealthy wall-street man, maintained a city apartment with a live in maid, away from his place in the burbs....

One nite, his Italian immigrant maid confessed that she was pregnant by him, and inquired of him, what was she to do now.?....

He told her that he loved his wife and family and didn't want to jeopardize that, in any way..

He suggested to her that she move back to Italy, and he would splurge for an apartment there, and she should let him know when the baby arrives, then he would make arrangements to support her and the child...

He told her, once the child arrived that she was to send him a postcard, and on it, she was to simply put the word "Spaghetti" on it, and he would understand, and then begin supporting the child.........

Well, 8-months later his wife had brought in the mail, and said that we just received this very odd postcard from Rome, and asked him what he made of it ?

He asked, what did it say ?....She said I'm not sure, all it says is "Spaghetti, Two with Meatballs and one Without, send the Bread"......

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