RichieP
01-13-2009, 04:52 PM
An Atheist in the Woods.....
> An atheist was walking through the woods.
> 'What majestic trees'!
> 'What powerful rivers'!
> 'What beautiful animals'!
> He said to himself.
> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
> behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
> him.
>
>
> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
> that the bear was closing in on him.
> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
> fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
> was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
> right paw to strike him.
>
> At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
>
> Time Stopped.
>
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny
> my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
> creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this
> predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me
> to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could
> make the BEAR a Christian'?
>
> 'Very Well,' said the voice.
>
> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
> his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
>
> 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
> Christ our Lord, Amen.'
> An atheist was walking through the woods.
> 'What majestic trees'!
> 'What powerful rivers'!
> 'What beautiful animals'!
> He said to himself.
> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
> behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
> him.
>
>
> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
> that the bear was closing in on him.
> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
> fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
> was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
> right paw to strike him.
>
> At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
>
> Time Stopped.
>
> The bear froze.
>
> The forest was silent.
>
> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny
> my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
> creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this
> predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
>
> The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me
> to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could
> make the BEAR a Christian'?
>
> 'Very Well,' said the voice.
>
> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
> his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
>
> 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
> Christ our Lord, Amen.'