toetoe
01-11-2009, 12:55 PM
I am willing, for the greater good --- indeed, for the promotion of the general welfare --- to serve as Maylan Studart's slumpbuster.
Now, I know it's highly irregular, what with my peculiar type of virile pulchritude, to assume a role usually associated with antipathy and butt-ugliness. Be that as it never shall, and nada obstante, noblesse oblige and ... well, whatnot.
Blinkers on, blinkers off, with whip, without whip, kidney sweat, teaser fillies/mares, steroids, spurs, bareback ( ;) ) --- to help a gal out of 1-for75 slump ( :eek: , :( ), I will consider anything within reason.
Now, I know it's highly irregular, what with my peculiar type of virile pulchritude, to assume a role usually associated with antipathy and butt-ugliness. Be that as it never shall, and nada obstante, noblesse oblige and ... well, whatnot.
Blinkers on, blinkers off, with whip, without whip, kidney sweat, teaser fillies/mares, steroids, spurs, bareback ( ;) ) --- to help a gal out of 1-for75 slump ( :eek: , :( ), I will consider anything within reason.