Insect Porn

[bigmack]

Her name is Isabella Rossellini. The network is The Sundance Channel. The gig is called Green Porno.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/#/watch-worm

Change the critter on the right where you see:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/11_20_08_19_56_38.png

[chickenhead]

I never expected to get to see Isabella Rosellini in a full size worm outfit, life like dripping worm anus, talking about worm 69.

I can cross that one off my list now. Life is beautiful.

[DanG]

:eek: :eek: :eek: We are seeing the dire consequences of consuming bad shellfish. To anyone out there contemplating simulated insect sex / please heed the following guidelines.

• If the mussels are open before cooking…discard
• If the mussels remain closed after cooking…discard.

These simple rules should help avoid the hallucinations sweet Isabella is experiencing.

[bigmack]

IR was married to Martin Scorsese and dated Gary Oldman who was married to Uma Thurman who was also married to Gary Oldman.

It's like Sid & Nancy meets Kill Bill and Raging Bull.

Utter outré. Must have been Oldman that put her up to this.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u70/macktime/Sequence01-1.gif

I can cross that one off my list now. Life is beautiful.:lol: :lol:

[Steve 'StatMan']

Gotta admit, that was pretty unusual. And I've only watched the Worm and Flies, although I made the mistake of watching Flies while eating supper, knowing full well about them coming from maggots.

Quite a full working 'model' for the worm, yes, with working driping anus at one end and the squirting urine ports on each section of the worm, I didn't know about those things, although I did know about hermaphrodyte worms.

Guess that squirting urine knowledge could come in handy in the unlikely event I should ever hear someone complaining about the high cost of a professionally delivered golden shower. :eek: Hey guy, go pile a bunch of worms on top of your head. :D Eeeewww. I just remembered some commercials for the recent TV show Fear Factor and the people being covered with worms! Can I laugh while I'm barfing?!

Ok, now I've managed to embarass even myself! :blush:

[Steve 'StatMan']

I think I'll remember this when I see people urging us to "Support the Arts."

[Steve 'StatMan']

OK, I must say I've got to give her an "A" for guts.

Guess now I shouldn't feel so bad about having been one of the Fruit Of The Loom guys. :liar:

[sally]

That was great!! Thanks BigMack!!!

I love her accent!!! :D

[sammy the sage]

Sally...I love Eric Clapton's song...not exactly insect in nature...but appa po! ;) :p