toetoe
11-20-2008, 02:34 PM
Sarah "I'm So Unfunny Call Me Whoopi" Silverman is going viral ... or at least bacterial, okay ? She's on fire, and flush from her successful campaign to "schlep the vote" ... for Mr. Obama, of course. BHO should not be too flattered, however. After all what does Sarah specialize in ? That's right --- bad jokes. Now, admittedly John McCain was a bad joke, but the sooner the association is severed, Mr. President, the better.
Some HUGE projects on Sarah's horizon:
a video network devoted to Sarah's, um ... eccentric view of her people, to be called JewTube;
a foray into Silicon Valley, starting a company with the aim of improving the nonbelievers' breed scientifically --- Genentile;
development of a kosher version of an Australian foodstuff --- Vedge-Semite;
her very own boozy X-rated film, in which the male lead, kosher in all respects and loaded for bear, is heard to utter before, um, mounting, "High Ho Silverman !"
Some HUGE projects on Sarah's horizon:
a video network devoted to Sarah's, um ... eccentric view of her people, to be called JewTube;
a foray into Silicon Valley, starting a company with the aim of improving the nonbelievers' breed scientifically --- Genentile;
development of a kosher version of an Australian foodstuff --- Vedge-Semite;
her very own boozy X-rated film, in which the male lead, kosher in all respects and loaded for bear, is heard to utter before, um, mounting, "High Ho Silverman !"