Fat Maps

[Suff]

This is a map of the Obesity problem in America. I was struck by how much its similar to our electoral map.

[Suff]

This is a map of the Heart Disease epidemic in America. Where you see Red.....it means that the fat bastards are dying like beached whales at your expense because most of them are dirt poor.

[Suff]

This here map tells where most of the people on Food stamps live. The poor Americans. The color Red indicates large pockets of Poverty. Most of the issues associated with Poverty are at there highest in these area's. Crime, Undereducated, Teenage Pregnancy, Sexually Transmitted diseases, Welfare, jobless...and so on.

[Suff]

Here is one area where the Poverty issues lead to an undereducated population, and a population lacking the reasoning skills required for survival.

This graph represents what education levels hold beliefs on who was responsible for 9-11-01. You can clearly see it is possible to be so F'ing stupid you cannot even distinguish your enemy. That's why you constantly see these hillbillies shooting their family and friends when they go squirrel hunting.

[delayjf]

Look at the bright side Suff, if your not in the top 50% of all wage earners in the US - your not paying for anything.

[lsbets]

Other than talking tough and running away, what survival skills do you have Suff?

[witchdoctor]

Other than talking tough and running away, what survival skills do you have Suff?

He can type.

[Suff]

to much fun for one man.

[JustRalph]

:lol:

[JustRalph]

to much fun for one man.

how telling is this statement?

Just when I finally got 46zilzal's emails blocked from my personal email account............now Suff comes back just to piss people off............ :bang: :bang:

[delayjf]

That's why you constantly see these hillbillies shooting their family and friends when they go squirrel hunting.

Go poking around some hillbillies still and you will find out how well they shoot? :D

[witchdoctor]

Go poking around some hillbillies still and you will find out how well they shoot? :D
Thank you for the seg way.

ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, OR REDNECK

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or
oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation. Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted We need to raise taxes, have
a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click ... (sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ..
Daughter: 'Nice grouping,
Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are NOT taking that thing to the taxidermist'

[Rookies]

You can clearly see it is possible to be so F'ing stupid you cannot even distinguish your enemy. That's why you constantly see these hillbillies shooting their family and friends when they go squirrel hunting.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

damn that was good...