Happy Birthday PA

[pic6vic]

If I read the calendar correctly its your birthday. Hope you have a few winners and thanks for the board.


Have a great day

[freeneasy]

today is your birthday
its true and its so
its off to the track
for there I must go
a two dollar bet
on a big daily double
I sure didnt win
as my horse got in trouble
next year on your birthday
it sounds kind of funny
no ticky no washy
I'll just send the money
:D ;)
happy birthday PA

[PaceAdvantage]

Thanks!! Yup, the calendar is correct...another year older, another year wiser??? NOT! :D

[Tom]

Happy Birthday.
Bet your age in the daily double.
Or the Pic 3
Or the Pic 4,
Whatever fits!
<G>

[Suff]

Happy Birthday. 34 huh? Well heres a Birthday poem to date you a little bit.


A Poem For Those Over 30



A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead


Happy Birthay PA

SUFF

[so.cal.fan]

Many happy returns of the day, PA.
:)

[Dave Schwartz]

PA,

Yes, happy birthday, old chap. And many more.


Warm Regards,
Dave Schwartz

PS: I was going to send you $20 but had already sealed the... oh.

[Lefty]

Many more Birthdays and many more winners.

[PaceAdvantage]

Nice poem Suff!! Thanks everyone!!

[SandyE]

Does that mean your younger then me? :p
Just remember that's just a number. You might have gotten
year older but your still that kid that drove your momma
crazy whilst you was in her home. :cool:
So which one of those smiley icons is called the chestshire cat?
Next month if you follow jump/NH racing is the Grand National, which I've yet to actually see via tv. Gotta go find out who's a probable start for that race.
And other stuff from over there. The American version is soon also. I saw a pic of Empire Maker, and you want to talk about conformation? He's got nice comformation and yes I missed the Fl Derby some how.
Do you use horses pedigrees as a handicapping tool? You do know there's more to pedigrees then meets the eye right?
Every time I do pic/handicap a race or two I keep forgetting one thing and that's the Jockey. lol at me
GSTAWD!
SandyE

[stuball]

Happy B-Day PA

If you keep getting older someday you will be as old as I am..
If you keep getting wiser you will end up being an old wise f**t
like me....LOL Best wishes on your day !!!

Stuball