IRISHLADSTABLE
10-27-2008, 07:10 PM
#10 YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING
IN THE SACK!
#9 IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN
#8 THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
#7 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
#6 FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
#5 ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE
SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE
#4 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
#3 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
#2 LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
#1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
IN THE SACK!
#9 IF YOU GET TIRED YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN
#8 THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
#7 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
#6 FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
#5 ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE
SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE
#4 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
#3 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
#2 LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
#1 YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!